He/Him; Professional Game Master and Unprofessional Improviser. Commission/join games/workshops here: http://sollykp.funhttps://bsky.app/profile/sollykp.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/sollykp.bsky.social/post/3k7kbvullur26You think about the Roman Empire daily because you fetishize ideas of masculinity and patriarchal order. I think about the Roman Republic daily because I think they were a bunch of silly billy superstitious drama mongers. We are not the same.16 Sep 2023 23:07 +0000at://did:plc:jdkysof3wv7rli4mxg2o7osp/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7kbvullur26https://bsky.app/profile/sollykp.bsky.social/post/3k7h5egzaxu2sHow to become a grape 101: 1. Don't be a grape 2. Turn into a grape 3. You are now a grape15 Sep 2023 17:07 +0000at://did:plc:jdkysof3wv7rli4mxg2o7osp/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7h5egzaxu2shttps://bsky.app/profile/sollykp.bsky.social/post/3k7h3kb2kfu27I have two recurring nightmares: 1) A Billy Madison situation where I need to go back to junior high school, but I forgot all my classes and I'm locked out of the room, and it's snowing and my suitcase is open and won't close 2) Waking up in my bed to find I'm on the set of the Bill Maher show15 Sep 2023 16:35 +0000at://did:plc:jdkysof3wv7rli4mxg2o7osp/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7h3kb2kfu27