Official account for the fake/real fandom event where anything goes. Don't like, don't read. 🚫Ghost of Ronald Reagan DNI🚫 tumblr.com/schlocktober archiveofourown.org/collections/Schlocktober/https://bsky.app/profile/schlocktober.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlocktober.bsky.social/post/3metehelnds2xHappy Schlockentines! [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Feb 2026 15:44 +0000at://did:plc:jfjvqbh4f6dbd5pfmdczt3tv/app.bsky.feed.post/3metehelnds2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlocktober.bsky.social/post/3mc4mtgnsrc2hFull post on Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/schlocktober/805408726266871808/im-not-making-this-a-big-event-or-anything-but-i11 Jan 2026 03:53 +0000at://did:plc:jfjvqbh4f6dbd5pfmdczt3tv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc4mtgnsrc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlocktober.bsky.social/post/3maug2xs7322pMerry Christmas! Your final prompts: - Sex with the Clauses - Sugarplum Denial - Krampussy - Christmas Cookie Cuckolding26 Dec 2025 04:05 +0000at://did:plc:jfjvqbh4f6dbd5pfmdczt3tv/app.bsky.feed.post/3maug2xs7322phttps://bsky.app/profile/schlocktober.bsky.social/post/3maq2w7j54k2fDecember 24th Prompts: - Little Drummer Fuckboi - Three Unwise Men - Biblically Accurate Snow Angel - Chainplay with the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future24 Dec 2025 10:35 +0000at://did:plc:jfjvqbh4f6dbd5pfmdczt3tv/app.bsky.feed.post/3maq2w7j54k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlocktober.bsky.social/post/3manp67fmy22tDecember 23rd Prompts: - Dildo Antler Reindeer Costume - Advent Calendar Full of Cum - Mistletoe Allergy - Mittenjob23 Dec 2025 11:59 +0000at://did:plc:jfjvqbh4f6dbd5pfmdczt3tv/app.bsky.feed.post/3manp67fmy22thttps://bsky.app/profile/schlocktober.bsky.social/post/3malebfzsjs2uDecember 22nd Prompts: - Inappropriate Use of Fruitcake - Sex in Ugly Sweaters - Chopping Down a Sentient Tree - Explicit Caroling22 Dec 2025 13:39 +0000at://did:plc:jfjvqbh4f6dbd5pfmdczt3tv/app.bsky.feed.post/3malebfzsjs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlocktober.bsky.social/post/3maila2d24k2cDecember 21st Prompts: - Charitable Oral Sex - Polar Express Train Running - Candy Caning - Synagagged21 Dec 2025 11:06 +0000at://did:plc:jfjvqbh4f6dbd5pfmdczt3tv/app.bsky.feed.post/3maila2d24k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/schlocktober.bsky.social/post/3magz2wogzk25December 20th prompts: - Gift Wrap Mummification - Butt Plug Made of Coal - Random Act of Rudeness - Schmaltz As Lube20 Dec 2025 20:08 +0000at://did:plc:jfjvqbh4f6dbd5pfmdczt3tv/app.bsky.feed.post/3magz2wogzk25https://bsky.app/profile/schlocktober.bsky.social/post/3madk6qoqy22gDecember 19th Prompts: - Gingerbread BDSM Dungeon - North Pole Stripper Pole - Drinking a Snow Globe - Hand Stuff During Blessing19 Dec 2025 11:04 +0000at://did:plc:jfjvqbh4f6dbd5pfmdczt3tv/app.bsky.feed.post/3madk6qoqy22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/schlocktober.bsky.social/post/3mabb5d6w7k2kDecember 18th Prompts: - Sexts to Santa - Ornament Insertion - Huffing Spray Snow - Dough Nutting18 Dec 2025 13:16 +0000at://did:plc:jfjvqbh4f6dbd5pfmdczt3tv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mabb5d6w7k2khttps://bsky.app/profile/schlocktober.bsky.social/post/3ma6vus3ktk26December 17th Prompts: - Snowman Carrot Erection - Stuck in a Chimney - Gift Made of Body Hair - POV Chocolate Coin17 Dec 2025 14:50 +0000at://did:plc:jfjvqbh4f6dbd5pfmdczt3tv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma6vus3ktk26https://bsky.app/profile/schlocktober.bsky.social/post/3ma44q7iqps2wYour December 16th prompts: - Suspiciously Stiff Stocking - Aphrodisiacal Eggnog - Yellow Snow - Sex Position Dreidel16 Dec 2025 12:14 +0000at://did:plc:jfjvqbh4f6dbd5pfmdczt3tv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma44q7iqps2whttps://bsky.app/profile/schlocktober.bsky.social/post/3m7zprh6f3k2lHappy December 15th! Today's Prompts: - Wire Ribbon Shibari - Dildo Sweatshop - Tongue Stuck to Frozen Pole - Latke Nipple Pasties15 Dec 2025 13:17 +0000at://did:plc:jfjvqbh4f6dbd5pfmdczt3tv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7zprh6f3k2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlocktober.bsky.social/post/3m7y6ypbdks2vToday's Prompts: - Erotic Tree Trimming - Balls in a Nutcracker - Regifting a Sex Toy - Odd Menorah Fumes14 Dec 2025 22:44 +0000at://did:plc:jfjvqbh4f6dbd5pfmdczt3tv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7y6ypbdks2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlocktober.bsky.social/post/3m7xbeseluk2xHappy Official Start to Jingle Bell Schlock! There are already 7 lovely schlocks in the collection: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Schlocktober_Jingle_Bell_Schlock [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Dec 2025 13:54 +0000at://did:plc:jfjvqbh4f6dbd5pfmdczt3tv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7xbeseluk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlocktober.bsky.social/post/3m4r7nsq6bk25Behold... Jingle Bell Schlock. Full event description at www.tumblr.com/schlocktober03 Nov 2025 23:52 +0000at://did:plc:jfjvqbh4f6dbd5pfmdczt3tv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4r7nsq6bk25https://bsky.app/profile/schlocktober.bsky.social/post/3m4orcejhjc2aSchlocktober is over, but stay tuned for a special holiday announcement. 🎅🏻🎄🕯️❄️03 Nov 2025 00:29 +0000at://did:plc:jfjvqbh4f6dbd5pfmdczt3tv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4orcejhjc2a