He/Him. MLS pundit. Other sports-- real, fake, and digital. Amateur Magic player. https://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mu5rbz7tuk2gThinking about getting Fire season tickets now that I'm basically retired and have decided to oet go of being on the "Do not credential" list for no logical reason. It's been 15 years.28 Aug 2026 16:19 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5rbz7tuk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mu36rcfm6c2nhttps://youtu.be/OW7GYCbu6Os?is=lmn8aEweSGbEvze527 Aug 2026 15:42 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu36rcfm6c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mtznlwdm5s265)You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to Clown Collage. 4)That's a haircut you can set your watch too. 3)I'm an old man! I hate everything but Matlock. 2)And so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. 1) wait a minute. This sounds like Rock and or roll. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Aug 2026 01:02 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtznlwdm5s26https://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mtzi2ihip226This is the least of the concerns but how many of the MLS clubs are now changing their plans this transfer window? [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 23:23 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzi2ihip226https://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mtzhwkm2rc26Update on the Peter Man [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 23:21 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzhwkm2rc26https://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mtzgrxatus26A reminder that Ken Griffey Jr batted 6th for the 2008 White Sox.26 Aug 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzgrxatus26https://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mtyvactmvk2lGuys, it's okay. Tim Curry just went to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 17:46 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyvactmvk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mtyei657xk2kI am sad (over BRO choking in game 5)26 Aug 2026 12:46 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyei657xk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mty64hcsmk26The impeachment of Presedent Clinton. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 10:52 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mty64hcsmk26https://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mtxcpfmm4c2iA game like that deserves a winner like this. My goodness. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 02:42 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxcpfmm4c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mtxcktgzik2iI dont think the refereeing was that good, but it certainly wasn't gamechanging.26 Aug 2026 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxcktgzik2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mtxchs2hys2iThere's an incredibly toxic portion of the Fire fanbase and I don't know what to do about it.26 Aug 2026 02:37 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxchs2hys2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mtxccw74cc2iThe Fire are going to lose one of the best games of 2026. A year when the World Cup had nothing but bangers. No shame in that.26 Aug 2026 02:35 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxccw74cc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mtxbsvs37s2iIf you're going to get beat, get beat on a goal like that. Jesus Christ. 2-1 Monterrey.26 Aug 2026 02:26 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxbsvs37s2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mtxbjnshgc2iThis game has been great. #cf9726 Aug 2026 02:21 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxbjnshgc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mtxaku7q6223ZINKERNAGEL!!! https://youtu.be/-omIk4tmtoI?is=qSV7spHkZZOeZGp_26 Aug 2026 02:03 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxaku7q6223https://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mtx6vknfdc23Great game so far. If yhr Fire get a goal on the second half it could be an all time classic.26 Aug 2026 01:34 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtx6vknfdc23https://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mtx65ztlck23This is probably a red, yeah.26 Aug 2026 01:20 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtx65ztlck23https://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mtx3vt2sv225 https://static.klipy.com/ii/4493325008d34b7bf8cd6813cd5c1619/be/2f/nikebMeMiLklSE8p.gif?hh=264&ww=416&mp4=xVsHcLaJI1d566e6skV&webm=3y4vs9UuRgXHPk26 Aug 2026 00:40 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtx3vt2sv225https://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mtw4wodgbc2nLU DORT! [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Aug 2026 15:26 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtw4wodgbc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mtvypmmmoc2nThe Bears and Packers jerseys look like Bears and Packers jerseys. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Aug 2026 14:10 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtvypmmmoc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mtvrewjdx22kDear Chicago Fire fans. Regardless of the outcome tonight, the team is better with Lewandowski than Cuypers.25 Aug 2026 11:59 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtvrewjdx22khttps://bsky.app/profile/rubentisch.bsky.social/post/3mtrianthxs2jI hate Bennitendi.23 Aug 2026 19:05 +0000at://did:plc:jij3dbodsi43enhafervit4d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrianthxs2j