📚 Writer and digital content consultant. Mostly here for #TheArchers and other nonsense.https://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5ieelmwk24Thank you, #TheArchers tweetalongers. I’m off to sign the petition. See you next week! c.org/8GJ6RztWCh https://c.org/8GJ6RztWCh18 Oct 2026 11:20 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5ieelmwk24https://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5ib7wjqc24Continuity: “Well, shocking scenes here at #AmbridgeAntiques, as the entire cast and crew have walked out in protest at the plans to move recordings from Manchesterford. We go now live to our correspondent Winthrop Tuesday, who is at the scene.” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 11:18 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5ib7wjqc24https://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5i4yzm5224David: “Can I still take you up the aisle?” Stella: “Absolutely not.” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 11:16 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5i4yzm5224https://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5i4gorss24David: “I got annoyed with you, Stella, because everything you said was true.” Stella: “No, David. None of this is true. It’s a contemporary drama in a rural setting?” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 11:15 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5i4gorss24https://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5i26lmpk24Elizabeth: “Vince, you ****! You told Freddie I didn’t trust him!” Vince: “I had to. It was in the script?” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 11:14 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5i26lmpk24https://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5hzpbdb224David: “Stella, have you got a minute?” Stella: “Literally one minute – this omnibus is nearly over?” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 11:14 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5hzpbdb224https://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5homrywk24Stella: “Do you know I had a fight with your dad in the pub car park on Wednesday?” Pip: “No, but if you hum it, I’ll join in on the banjolele.” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 11:08 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5homrywk24https://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5hkyuoos24Elizabeth: “If we’re going to pull this off we’re going to need all hands on deck. We need Equity to represent us, the listeners to sign a petition, and every #TheArchers podcast to join the media campaign.” https://c.org/8GJ6RztWCh18 Oct 2026 11:06 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5hkyuoos24https://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5hiuihas24Elizabeth: “I’m worried about the wedding weather forecast. I hear there’s going to be a howling gale.” Vince: “Maybe you could ask the DG to put a ‘Just Married’ banner on the roof?” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 11:04 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5hiuihas24https://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5hhyicik24Vince: “What have you got on this morning?” Elizabeth: “Sensible shoes and a nice blouse from Laura Ashley.” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 11:04 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5hhyicik24https://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5hgfd6sc24Vince: “This is ridiculous.” Freddie: “I know, Vince. But we’d better read it out anyway.” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 11:03 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5hgfd6sc24https://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5hcjfqbc2kKhalil: “Sorry I called you a ****.” Keira: “That’s OK. You don’t write this stuff.” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 11:01 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5hcjfqbc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5h7a2q722kFreddie: “I’m going to be running Lower Loxley soon! Yay!” Vince: “FFS, Freddie. You couldn’t run a bath.” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 10:59 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5h7a2q722khttps://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5gu2xp5s2kDavid: “I don’t want to take you up the aisle anymore.” Stella: “Well that’s a relief.” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 10:53 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5gu2xp5s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5gsjcpis2kStella: “I’m so angry with him. He’s arrogant, he’s cocky, he’s self-centred – he’s just not a good person. And I doubt he’s ever listened to #TheArchers!” Brian: “You’ve seen the DG, then?”18 Oct 2026 10:52 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5gsjcpis2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5gpibjc22kJazzer: “Are you ready for the coming storm?” David: “I think so. Equity’s behind us, and so are 5m #TheArchers listeners.” https://www.equity.org.uk/news/2026/equity-opposes-the-archers-birmingham-axe18 Oct 2026 10:50 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5gpibjc22khttps://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5glsmnpc2kHannah: “Good news – I’m buying a house! Hope I don’t get made redundant or anything.” 🤞🏼😬 #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 10:48 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5glsmnpc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5gkp7gz22kBrian: “Pint of Shires?” 🍺 Stella: “Pint of Shires!” 🍺 Hannah: “Dry white wine for the lady!” 🥂 *awkward silence* Hannah: “Just kidding. Pint of Shires!” 🍺 Everyone: “PINT OF SHIRES!” 🍻 #PintOfShires #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 10:47 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5gkp7gz22khttps://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5ggufafs2kMartyn: “We need to make hefty savings.” Jazzer: “What kind of measures have you got in mind?” Martyn: “Shutting down #TheArchers?” Jazzer: “You’ve been speaking to the DG again, haven’t you?”18 Oct 2026 10:45 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5ggufafs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5gfo5hbk2kJazzer: “What’s a wedding favour?” Hannah: “It’s when you don’t invite someone to your grim wedding.” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 10:45 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5gfo5hbk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5gf4ifak2kBrian: “My kids are still sticking with me. Well, apart from Debbie. And Adam. And Kate. And Alice. And Ruairi. But APART from that…” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 10:44 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5gf4ifak2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5gbuv3fk2kBrian: “The farm needs certainty, clear leadership. Not being pushed and pulled in all directions. One minute we’re moving to The Tea Factory, the next we’re being split up from the production team and going who knows where.” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 10:43 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5gbuv3fk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5g43zrec2kVince: “I have reservations about Freddie.” Elizabeth: “Who?” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 10:39 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5g43zrec2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5fumf2wc2kElizabeth: “Vince speaks very highly of you.” Freddie: “He should really cut down on the helium.” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 10:35 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5fumf2wc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5fq4durs2kFreddie: “I can’t believe it.” Elizabeth: “I know. These scripts are quite unbelievable.” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 10:33 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5fq4durs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5flbapik2kFreddie: “It’s such a NIGHTMARE!” Elizabeth: “I know, Freddie. But we’d better read it out anyway.” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 10:30 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5flbapik2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5fgtaocs2kPip: “It’s a message from Josh.” Ruth: “Why don’t you read it out for the listeners?” Pip: “Hey, Pip, I won’t make it back in time for the wedding, I’m busy filming something called ‘Fog City’. Byeee!” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 10:27 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5fgtaocs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5ffr7nok2kAzra: “I’m so glad we’re talking again.” Ruth: “Well, we’re contractually obliged.” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 10:27 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5ffr7nok2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jonreed.bsky.social/post/3my5fcyhgxk2kAzra: “It was badly judged.” Ruth: “You can say that again.” Azra: “I will. On Tuesday afternoon and Sunday morning.” #TheArchers18 Oct 2026 10:25 +0000at://did:plc:jlp4odreqdf5ae65xpulo6gn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5fcyhgxk2k