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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Formerly healthy person handling life&#39;s hurdles like a slalom skier.&#xA;&#xA;People tell me it is as if my face were dashed against rocks; Handsome-face-making rocks.&#xA;&#xA;My opinions should be made your own.&#xA;&#xA;Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/somehooplehead.bsky.social</link><title>@somehooplehead.bsky.social - Straight Outta Yankton</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/somehooplehead.bsky.social/post/3muzjsk6hjc2a</link><description>https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/4P0RcbI671</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 17:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jmh4eic2wryca3jrjzzmuleu/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzjsk6hjc2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/somehooplehead.bsky.social/post/3muzfprwrfs2a</link><description>Has Doug Eddings grown the fuck up, or does he just remain a fuck up?&#xA;&#xA;#mlb #umpires #baseball #GrowTheFuckUp&#xA;&#xA;https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/s/cakYu35xkX</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 16:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jmh4eic2wryca3jrjzzmuleu/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzfprwrfs2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/somehooplehead.bsky.social/post/3muxrc2yxgs2h</link><description>Look what these bastard do to my queen!?!?!</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 00:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jmh4eic2wryca3jrjzzmuleu/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxrc2yxgs2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/somehooplehead.bsky.social/post/3muxbyx4vxc22</link><description>When it comes to threaded fittings, there is but one god, and her name is pipe dope.</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 19:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jmh4eic2wryca3jrjzzmuleu/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxbyx4vxc22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/somehooplehead.bsky.social/post/3musax4mklk2x</link><description>This dipshit umpire has got to understand than fans don&#39;t want to know his name or see his stupid fucking face.&#xA;&#xA;If the MLB doesnt fire him for STATING that he was enforcing an UNWRITTEN rule, then they are spineless cowards.  &#xA;&#xA;https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/s/o8nSeYS0b2</description><pubDate>05 Sep 2026 19:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jmh4eic2wryca3jrjzzmuleu/app.bsky.feed.post/3musax4mklk2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/somehooplehead.bsky.social/post/3mus7xbxi5c2x</link><description>Seems to me like it would be better... more safe... if we did NOT write safety regulations in blood. Seems to undermine the intent.</description><pubDate>05 Sep 2026 19:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jmh4eic2wryca3jrjzzmuleu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mus7xbxi5c2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/somehooplehead.bsky.social/post/3mupjk6saes2a</link><description>Honestly, the world of &#34;Children of Men&#34; doesnt seem all *that* bad. &#xA;&#xA;Is it really portrayed as being worse than...&#xA;https://static.klipy.com/ii/39f2394ae36df6e199be9eb7c9fa1012/1d/cc/7NF4UVA6.gif?hh=421&amp;ww=498&amp;mp4=bSd9FFUJ4H7F9s&amp;webm=SuOSOGn6Ndmx</description><pubDate>04 Sep 2026 17:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jmh4eic2wryca3jrjzzmuleu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupjk6saes2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/somehooplehead.bsky.social/post/3mupja6il4k2a</link><description>Oh.&#xA;&#xA;Oh, no. &#xA;&#xA;The only one not empty is the decaf.  &#xA;Why don&#39;t you people throw away the empties?&#xA;&#xA;I am those people, and I guess I was hoping for a response or something.  Genuinely don&#39;t know.</description><pubDate>04 Sep 2026 17:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jmh4eic2wryca3jrjzzmuleu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupja6il4k2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/somehooplehead.bsky.social/post/3mupgvstqgc2a</link><description>LSU is really doing its best to be hated by all humans, on all fronts.  &#xA;&#xA;Never cared much for their fandom, and its clear that I was right, even if I didn&#39;t know why. &#xA;&#xA;#Lowsyanna&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>04 Sep 2026 17:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jmh4eic2wryca3jrjzzmuleu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupgvstqgc2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/somehooplehead.bsky.social/post/3mupgouusi22a</link><description>The microplastics I have been curating in my testicles are straight from the source.&#xA;&#xA;Hey, Ladies.&#xA;https://static.klipy.com/ii/e293a233a303a98e471f78d04e13a1b0/1b/d3/oXx2gzB2.gif?hh=368&amp;ww=498&amp;mp4=lkdwJ10jb6Ysfg1qon&amp;webm=mDfzNKpZOuTvK1XzM7</description><pubDate>04 Sep 2026 16:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jmh4eic2wryca3jrjzzmuleu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupgouusi22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/somehooplehead.bsky.social/post/3mupfmvzb622a</link><description>&#34;Prediction markets&#34;&#xA;&#xA;.....&#xA;&#xA;&#39;Gambling&#34;?</description><pubDate>04 Sep 2026 16:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jmh4eic2wryca3jrjzzmuleu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupfmvzb622a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/somehooplehead.bsky.social/post/3mumuvhp5ts2l</link><description>This is the White Sky.  &#xA;Hunker down for the Hard Rain.&#xA;&#xA;#SevenEves #SciFi #books&#xA;&#xA;https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/sIoUEjQX5i</description><pubDate>03 Sep 2026 16:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jmh4eic2wryca3jrjzzmuleu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumuvhp5ts2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/somehooplehead.bsky.social/post/3mukziipags2d</link><description>Is it too much to ask the Tralfamadorians to put me in a zoo.</description><pubDate>02 Sep 2026 22:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jmh4eic2wryca3jrjzzmuleu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukziipags2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/somehooplehead.bsky.social/post/3muktwfjt7s2d</link><description>Silver linings:&#xA;&#xA;Current market and mystery source situation makes it really hard to have beef with somebody.</description><pubDate>02 Sep 2026 21:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jmh4eic2wryca3jrjzzmuleu/app.bsky.feed.post/3muktwfjt7s2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/somehooplehead.bsky.social/post/3muj6xvwqdc2o</link><description>I cannot stop laughing at this.  Look at that photo of him in the hat.  &#xA;&#xA;A train wreck in human form. https://www.thescore.com/mlb/news/3590796/marte-explains-hat-choice-after-being-booed-i-didnt-know-what-it-was</description><pubDate>02 Sep 2026 05:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jmh4eic2wryca3jrjzzmuleu/app.bsky.feed.post/3muj6xvwqdc2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/somehooplehead.bsky.social/post/3mui6ob32ek2j</link><description>Watching USOpen coverage on silent on one PC while working on the other.  Feels like very time I look up, I see this still image.  No clue why homeless Will Smith is pertinent to tennis. 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