Writer, reader, coder, artist, friend, musician, human; see https://secretGeek.net, https://TimeSnapper.com https://NimbleText.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3myr6eugcok2u… nobody, not even the rain, has such small teeth E.E.Cummings in an early draft.26 Oct 2026 07:14 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3myr6eugcok2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mvgxemfzc22uAn impish figure reclines on a couch. “What I want to know is, why ‘demon?’ I mean, why can’t I just be known as, for example, ‘Maxwell’s hard working little buddy?’”14 Sep 2026 01:27 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgxemfzc22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mva6s73z7s2uSchrödinger wakes up, groggy, no memory of the last few hours, unsure of his surroundings. He seems to be confined inside some kind of box. There is a strange mechanism at one end of the box. His pulses quickens; from outside he hears a cat purring.11 Sep 2026 08:51 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mva6s73z7s2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mva6kkgn6k2uI’ve had a very clever idea for a new kind of calendar app that will ensure you never forget an appointment again. There are three things to know: 1. In life, it is very easy to forget an appointment. 2. It is almost impossible to forget an occasion on which you have been embarrassed or insulted.11 Sep 2026 08:47 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mva6kkgn6k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mv4xsv5fec2uSchrödinger could’ve just used a transparent box10 Sep 2026 02:08 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4xsv5fec2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mv27b6nxqc2uNever buy a hat from a man with no head08 Sep 2026 23:43 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv27b6nxqc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3muycrzbf7226When I'm doing any SQL query based reporting I often think about the "robodebt" scandal and what an absolute dereliction of duty that was at every level. It's easy to make a report highlighting a possible problem in aggregate, but so incredibly difficult to make the individual cases 100% accurate.08 Sep 2026 05:41 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3muycrzbf7226https://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mup3qiznuc2jHere’s another painting I did at Bad Art Group today. This is a watercolour of Stitch.04 Sep 2026 13:41 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mup3qiznuc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3muonh34rx22uI painted this today at “Bad Art Group”04 Sep 2026 09:25 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3muonh34rx22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mulzgrxdjs2lHey Bobcat, it’s me, Marvin, your cousin, *Marvin* Goldthwait03 Sep 2026 08:22 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mulzgrxdjs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mugxxjfqs22nTeach Amanda Fish. She’ll go off and teach the whole Fish family. But what about all the other families?01 Sep 2026 08:12 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mugxxjfqs22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mu5kb6biw226This is the best and most beautiful explanation of how Dolly did things so perfectly [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Aug 2026 14:13 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5kb6biw226https://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mu5k2jlsos26Self hating artist28 Aug 2026 14:09 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5k2jlsos26https://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mtyjv66m622fWere the pyramids built by slaves? —— “The pyramids were built by free people” “Really? You’d fink it would take more dan dat.”26 Aug 2026 14:23 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyjv66m622fhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mtdy6ubwas2dHey there. I've released a game! Just minutes ago. You are the first to know. Blog post here: - secretgeek.net/factory-fields - free online demo is here: factory.secretgeek.net ....and you can buy the full game at itch .io here: - devshop.itch.io/factory-fields18 Aug 2026 10:13 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtdy6ubwas2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3msz22p5gpc2zI read a book called “Legends & Lattes” and it was the cozy medieval fantasy I didn’t know I so desperately needed.14 Aug 2026 01:47 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msz22p5gpc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3msekeikiwc2eI saw the new Spiderman film, and there’s a huge continuity flaw. Familiar characters Ned and MJ are back but they’ve introduced a new character called Peter Parker who I don’t remember ever having seen before.05 Aug 2026 22:13 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msekeikiwc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3msek5bdw222eThe existence of 4/4 time implies the existence of 4/4 space05 Aug 2026 22:09 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msek5bdw222ehttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mrwue3vnr223My 15yo saw the new spiderman film and told me this spoiler: it concerns a man who is made out of millions and millions of spiders.31 Jul 2026 11:34 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrwue3vnr223https://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mrplf2x7p22zBloody hell. The curse of the goodies strikes again.28 Jul 2026 14:05 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrplf2x7p22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mpxra2xlak2r@scott.hanselman.com you’ve probably already seen this but it’s got some fun baby smash vibes https://tekstien-marginaalien-keskus.aalto.fi/residenssi/heikki/blog/004-december-2/06 Jul 2026 09:21 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpxra2xlak2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mpk5b7boys2rIf I find sufficient leisure time, I’d like to establish a good lucky band of archivists, with one goal in mind. We would be: The society for the resurrection and preservation of “The Sierpinski triangle page to end most Sierpinski triangle pages”30 Jun 2026 23:19 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpk5b7boys2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mp6rp42n222rOm Malik was a kind hearted man. Rip Om. https://om.co/2026/06/24/1966-2026/26 Jun 2026 10:53 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp6rp42n222rhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mouwq4pccc2cRightio. I've made a game and I'm going to put it out on itch.io. Any of you lot got any thoughts or experience with itch.io? https://itch.io22 Jun 2026 12:56 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mouwq4pccc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3morzv7vgdk2nMaking a software21 Jun 2026 09:15 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3morzv7vgdk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3monczb3jrc2rIf I was a ghost I’d get the fuck out of the machine19 Jun 2026 12:15 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3monczb3jrc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mojov75ess2rI feel like there used to be a bigger demand for dog catchers.18 Jun 2026 01:36 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mojov75ess2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mo454hk2322rWent to a fun art meetup called “Bad Art Group” in Brisbane, and apart from spilling a coffee all over the table and all over Matt (sorry Matt) I had an awesome time12 Jun 2026 16:14 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo454hk2322rhttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mnepyodgz22tI've did a blog post, like they used to do in the olden days of yore, and you can read it for free! No pop-ups, no payment demands, nothing exciting like that, just powerful and inspiring words: secretgeek.net/solid https://secretgeek.net/solid03 Jun 2026 08:48 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnepyodgz22thttps://bsky.app/profile/secretgeek.bsky.social/post/3mn5tgev5ac2rAfter a sufficient amount of soul searching I’ve decided not to perform at Freedom 25031 May 2026 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:jmt3rhy2eermf2bbfih2gnsa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn5tgev5ac2r