The exit through the gift shop guy.https://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3mhfkehokkk2oSometimes you just gotta disassociate on the train to work and think about the Lothlorien scene from The Lord of the Rings the Musical.19 Mar 2026 08:09 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhfkehokkk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3mg4f6xy5rc2xScream 7, brought to you by Neve Campbell giving the performance of a life time only to be let down by someone who doesn't know where the liquid comes from on a beer tap.02 Mar 2026 23:17 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg4f6xy5rc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3mewdpobmkc2g6 months time, The Muppet Show becomes a world wide phenomenon again and someone at Disney goes "we should probably have some sort of land for this" [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Feb 2026 20:09 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3mewdpobmkc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3memnug6mqc24As someone who has very little interest in football, I saw Dear England tonight and it was incredible - although not the intent of the play to convert people into fans, I sort of get it now. It's another James Graham/National Theatre masterpiece.11 Feb 2026 23:44 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3memnug6mqc24https://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3memmm7o55224Desperately trying to make this work to the tune of We Didn't Start The Fire [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Feb 2026 23:22 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3memmm7o55224https://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3me7s37okyc2oI finally did my horror nerd duty and got round to watching Phantasm. I'm so bewildered by what I just saw.06 Feb 2026 20:55 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3me7s37okyc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3me2ujgm7vk2pLook I'm not saying I needed this, but we're watching it again already. They did it. They didn't modernise it, they didn't edgy it up, they didn't make it anything but The Muppet Show. They actually did it.04 Feb 2026 21:55 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3me2ujgm7vk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3mdlh43wuvk2zThis is a banal post, but I'm at Southwark Playhouse tonight, first time since I saw The Rink and a lightbulb randomly fell off the rig and bonked an old lady on the head. I missed being here, I love this theatre.29 Jan 2026 18:45 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdlh43wuvk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3md4tw32lzc2uThis cannot fail. Please. [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Jan 2026 23:25 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3md4tw32lzc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3mbzax2no2k2lI know I'm many *many* years late, but after finally reading the Tales of the City books I'm finally starting the Netflix series. I've never felt like a set of characters are part of my family as much as this. I wish teenage me had this absolute soap opera in my life.09 Jan 2026 19:42 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbzax2no2k2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3mb7si36yxc2fAnd with that the twenty twenty fi- NO SHUT UP I DON'T CARE https://media.tenor.com/W2QqtV4k6ykAAAAC/orange-cat-cat-hitting-cat.gif?hh=498&ww=28130 Dec 2025 16:47 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb7si36yxc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3maycjavnys2cDecember the 31st will show me which of the theme park content creators have actual morals, and which are willing to sell themselves out just to go on the speedy tall ride. To misquote Scrooge: Harvest time for the unsubscribe button.27 Dec 2025 17:12 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3maycjavnys2chttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3m742at5cdc2nI am very much in the slim age bracket of people now longing for a North & South reunion so I can finally see Tarantinos New Star performed live. And for the 99% of you who that means nothing to. Happy Wednesday!03 Dec 2025 18:05 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3m742at5cdc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3m6m2jqhtxc2fWhat I'd do to be watching the end of day Cosmos Fountain show right now.27 Nov 2025 09:27 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6m2jqhtxc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3m5475ybntc27I'm hiring & HR said "can I tag you on LinkedIn" so I said "you can, but I don't particularly use LinkedIn as I find it too toxic" To which I was told I wouldn't get far in my career without using it. Begs the question.. how did I get so many promotions before Facebook for Maniacs was created then?08 Nov 2025 08:42 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5475ybntc27https://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3m4elq2vohs2sEveryone step away from future scripts, @realgdt.bsky.social has perfected Frankenstein to the most beautiful level it can possibly be.29 Oct 2025 23:23 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4elq2vohs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3m2wp4kzhmk2tI've been in Florida for just over a week now and I kbow y'all have a lot going on here atm. But seriously WTF is with these huge queues for a coffee?! Everywhere is 15-20mins minimum.11 Oct 2025 17:21 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2wp4kzhmk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3m2p6ov3oxc2cIT'S The moving walkway exit is approaching. NOT The moving walkway is a perfect space for your group of 12 to stand still and not move. THANK YOU08 Oct 2025 17:39 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2p6ov3oxc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3m2kuevv4hk2qA young child at Magic Kingdom is firing a bubble wand directly into its eyes and screaming in agony. Feels like a metaphor.07 Oct 2025 00:24 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2kuevv4hk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3m2f3ops2fc2eWill forever be grateful to the person who added Casper music to the Universal Studios Florida entrance loop.04 Oct 2025 17:18 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2f3ops2fc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3lxyuls3vpc2wMy 70 year old hairdresser is scared to say he has a boyfriend, so instead describes the guy he's seeing as his 'mate'. I know he means it in a friend context, but hear it in David Attenborough context. "The gazelle has found his mate, and is off to a Welsh car park to retire for the evening"04 Sep 2025 09:49 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxyuls3vpc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3lxxklp27ds2iYou know what I'm fed up of seeing? That shit CGI 'enhanced' Wizard of Oz at The Sphere. Margaret Hamilton didn't get literally set on fire for that disrespect to happen.03 Sep 2025 21:17 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxxklp27ds2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3lxcf7oamzc2hI've been at the zoo for 10 minutes and already heard a fully grown adult ask if a buffalo was a "kangaroo or a horse"26 Aug 2025 11:15 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxcf7oamzc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3lx67ehtevs2aI miss the days when the most dramatic thing on the internet would be if the Lappy didn't work on a Strongbad Email.24 Aug 2025 19:20 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3lx67ehtevs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/scissorsboi.bsky.social/post/3lwwkg6cqus2jI don't post much, but I'd like you to know that every single dungeon in my Ocarina of Time replay is testing me to my absolute limits and I'm gonna yeet a controller soon. Thanks.21 Aug 2025 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:jneedlgowemedv2nt7nkfbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwwkg6cqus2j