@dzack23.bsky.social - Daniel “median American voter” Goldman

01 Sep 2026 22:14 +0000

fennel is underrated

07 Aug 2026 03:24 +0000

One of the most tragic losses of the AI era is that people are going to be asking their most embarrassing, insane questions to their private chatbots instead of on Quora where we can all marvel at them.

30 Jun 2026 21:07 +0000

I watched Citizen Vigilante - Musk’s favorite new piece of pseudo-facsist agitprop - so you don’t have to! Spoilers: it’s very bad! boxd.it/f13t5f https://boxd.it/f13t5f

27 Feb 2026 21:56 +0000

the american right's pivot from "we're the *real* liberals" to "no, we're indeed just authoritarians & that's good actually" is head-spinning. like are we even gonna acknowledge what happened there? maybe a little self-reflection? do you not realize we can see your old tweets???

25 Feb 2026 14:58 +0000

investing early in the word "slopulism"

18 Feb 2026 00:41 +0000

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15 Feb 2026 17:20 +0000

is hellthread still going

27 Jan 2026 22:55 +0000

than you @cascoinfoundation.org for maintaining my shadow-presence here <3 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

27 Jan 2026 22:37 +0000

Interesting to revisit the white-hot hatred Matt Walsh used to have for Trump supporters back when he was a never-Trumper, before he abruptly pivoted and redirected that same hatred towards trans people and the like. It kinda seems like he just enjoys hating stuff.

16 Sep 2025 15:51 +0000

okay might hang out over here for a bit

11 Apr 2025 04:40 +0000

crazy how you can just be sitting in a chair pushing buttons and if you can just push the right buttons in the right order then you'll own a house

09 Dec 2024 23:40 +0000

The thought of the whole nation pouring over my lifelong history of online activity to try to pinpoint my exact political ideology is horrifying enough to prevent me from ever committing a high-profile murder.

30 Nov 2024 05:01 +0000

I will never forgive Steven Spielberg for taking this version of Gladiator 2 from us:

14 Apr 2023 04:26 +0000

twitter users are all feds

13 Nov 2024 21:11 +0000

"You know, they should really be running the government like it's a *business* though." - every dumb guy you've ever met, at some point

13 Nov 2024 12:54 +0000

would it bad form to just repost all my historically best tweets here

06 Jul 2023 01:27 +0000

how's everything going over here

23 May 2023 01:23 +0000

An important lesson from chatgpt is that one can get good enough at bullshitting so-as to outperform actually intelligent humans on literal intelligence tests. As a bullshitter I find this inspiring.

15 May 2023 16:34 +0000

when someone on the other app asks if I'm on bluesky

12 May 2023 16:22 +0000

are we all still using https://staging.bsky.app/ for desktop or did I miss anything

08 May 2023 15:24 +0000

Excuse me sir? Could you please stand off to the side by the counter while you're waiting for your coffee order? You're scaring the hoes, thanks.

04 May 2023 03:55 +0000

move fast and break completely sensible social norms

01 May 2023 22:46 +0000

good work team [contains quote post or other embedded content]