✨He/They✨ Chaotic Aquarius | Dumb Bitch | Effervescent Kunt I do design, I say gay shit, I follow back based on interactions✌️ 🇮🇹 in 🇬🇧https://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mr6mmhewns2aCurrently staying at an Airbnb bc my new apartment is not ready yet and it’s so damn quiet I’m terrified of taking a 💩 knowing my farts would be heard in the entire village #Blessed #AboutToBurst #Hashtag21 Jul 2026 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6mmhewns2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mr5cd2l4v22aThe universe has a fucked up sense of humor. It keeps you single for 15+ years and when you finally find someone you like, it surrounds you with a flock of seriously hot men to make you wonder “am I settling for less than what I could get?” I think I should stay single21 Jul 2026 07:35 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr5cd2l4v22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mr3xhalbz222Love life update Date 2 with Hot Dude has been put on hold cause he drank too much yesterday. See what happens when you get involved into straight stuff? Fun Guy though is super sweet and really cheeky. It’s so annoying we have to work this week. That’s so homophobic Meanwhile, I feel so pretty💃20 Jul 2026 18:48 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3xhalbz222https://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mr3stibfwc2vWhy do I have so much stuff?! 😭20 Jul 2026 17:25 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3stibfwc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mqziuf5sxc2aWe may have romantically kissed when we were alone, waiting for the train… and it was kinda cute [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Jul 2026 19:22 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqziuf5sxc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mqz3wyitfk2cI’m on a date with a fun guy who unfortunately ordered too much food and now I feel bloated, full, gassy and it’s not fun I need to go home and unbutton my jeans please send help19 Jul 2026 15:30 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqz3wyitfk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mqumyuvzk22ohas anyone seen this?! I need to talk about it https://app.trakt.tv/movies/forbidden-fruits-202617 Jul 2026 20:52 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqumyuvzk22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mqtmnzgwes2pBack to being poor…17 Jul 2026 11:14 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqtmnzgwes2phttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mqrpibrmg22lFirst of all, gross. Who the fuck is that? Second of all, they made me kick a ball in front of everyone at the company event. I’m about to send my resignation letter after the free dinner at the 5✨ hotel16 Jul 2026 16:59 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqrpibrmg22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mqqp3qxeds2lI like feeling fancy shmancy in the morning!16 Jul 2026 07:19 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqqp3qxeds2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mqpp25wsjc2jJK Rowling looks like she eats her own shit for breakfast [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Jul 2026 21:46 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqpp25wsjc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mqo3hzck6k2vBreakfast with a view. Goodmorning paupers!15 Jul 2026 06:23 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqo3hzck6k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mqmyyvozfk24Hi peasants, this is my office this week14 Jul 2026 20:06 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqmyyvozfk24https://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mqmyosgiyc24Hi peasants, this is my office this week14 Jul 2026 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqmyosgiyc24https://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mqlmv7445k24On the train with a bunch of teen girls from St. Mary Catholic School and… brother, the uncatholic things they’re saying!14 Jul 2026 06:56 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqlmv7445k24https://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mqlduq43a224I’m— Ok, I guess I understand why I’m still single now [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jul 2026 04:15 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqlduq43a224https://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mqko5x27uc2gAfter all these years? ✨ALWAYS✨ [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Jul 2026 21:47 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqko5x27uc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mqiaaglq6k2fRate-A-Queen: who’s gonna sashay away next? Pick your 6, the two bottom queens will battle it out against the explosive diarrhea virus 1. Ben Shapiro 2. Matt Gaetz 3. JD Vance 4. Clarence Thomas 5. RFK Jr 6. Orangina Trumpolina12 Jul 2026 22:32 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqiaaglq6k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mqhogc3fbk2g [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Jul 2026 17:13 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhogc3fbk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mqhhpx3b5s2dYesterday, before going to bed, I wrote a long, exasperated note wishing death to a long list of right wing politicians from multiple countries to get the anger out of my body. Then Lindsay Graham died. https://static.klipy.com/ii/8ce8357c78ea940b9c2015daf05ce1a5/83/91/vKSkod8R.gif?hh=294&ww=498&mp4=bX7rSIfwpDmfxw8&webm=shjlDBxi4zd1Q12 Jul 2026 15:13 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhhpx3b5s2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mqhceubvns2dWho’s gonna tell them?12 Jul 2026 13:38 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhceubvns2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mqekjhbbxs2xRemember when I was looking at flats to rent and the one I really liked had AI photos plus the letting agency wanted a British guarantor bc they’re racist? I had their account and all listings suspended until they remove every trace of AI slop. It’s the little {petty} things, y’know?11 Jul 2026 11:25 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqekjhbbxs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mqc7gqiv2c2eIt has been brought to my attention that last time I had the sex was 6 months ago and it’s starting to show I just felt like someone out there needed to know10 Jul 2026 13:02 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqc7gqiv2c2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mqbmtwtqcc2kHow about opt-out of any Meta product?! I think it’s about time we abandon that ship altogether [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Jul 2026 07:29 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqbmtwtqcc2k