✨He/They✨ Chaotic Aquarius | Dumb Bitch | Effervescent Kunt I do design, I say gay shit, I follow back based on interactions✌️ 🇮🇹 in 🇬🇧https://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mz747gwgz22sHalloween Movie 1: Ghostwatch, 1992 So apparently this scared a lot of people in the UK because it is shot as a live BBC show and viewers believed it was true. Which is crazy! How could you even believe that’s true? They all speak perfect English on the phone!31 Oct 2026 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz747gwgz22shttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mywuglw5uc2hI’m literally having lunch in the office toiletry closet, alone in the dark, trying to avoid the responsibility of being in charge of the project I’ve redesigned 5 times in the past 2 weeks. Also I had 9 Microsoft Teams calls since yesterday. Nine. On Teams. N. 10 in 30 minutes. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Oct 2026 13:32 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mywuglw5uc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3myutqzzt7s2y“With a return of less than $20 per screen so far, it’s extremely unlikely that the film’s production company, Bona Film Group, will make back its reported budget of $1.5 million” Even my butthole is laughing flip.it/T5dFHQ https://flip.it/T5dFHQ27 Oct 2026 18:15 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3myutqzzt7s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3myp7imyua224Search: Easy tofu recipes Result: Here’s a super easy recipe with only three simple ingredients: tofu, cornstarch, and 16oz of freshly squeezed tears of the sacred bird of Suckatopia twice blessed by a mystic hermit monk living in an underwater cave unreachable by humans or fishes25 Oct 2026 12:29 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3myp7imyua224https://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3myowrhwekc2zOk, for the past two days I’ve been seeing these AI drama series on tiktok that you can’t get rid of and what’s worse is that I opened one of these profiles to block it, and now it’s all over my timeline. How do I get rid of them?! 😫25 Oct 2026 09:53 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3myowrhwekc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mymlrsguvs24The chain on my bike broke and since I’m of fag descent, i asked a male biker to help me Him: Didn’t your dad teach you how to fix your bike? Me: who? And he left. So, now I have to walk home with the groceries and the broken bike as a victim of an unpunished hate crime. I demand justice24 Oct 2026 11:31 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mymlrsguvs24https://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3myk4fwa7yk2nRuin a song by adding “In My Pants” to the title. Oops I Did It Again In My Pants [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Oct 2026 11:50 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3myk4fwa7yk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3myhasdzzd22wForced to go to the office even though I didn’t have my regular morning ✨cleanse✨ and i feel bloated so it’s gonna be a hard day for everyone around me https://static.klipy.com/ii/35ccce3d852f7995dd2da910f2abd795/52/ac/WJVl3Mr3.gif?hh=372&ww=498&mp4=evKDGSMc&webm=tgEu9UA5EIAcmEJ22 Oct 2026 08:31 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3myhasdzzd22whttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mydi5axkv22kNot me watching the new Insidious movie with Britney Spears entire videography playing on my phone so I can cover my eyes during the scary parts The credits were good20 Oct 2026 20:32 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mydi5axkv22khttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3my7nk2r23k27Good morning to you all19 Oct 2026 07:58 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3my7nk2r23k27https://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3my6npchrsc2b✨✨LESBOTROAN3000✨✨ [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Oct 2026 22:28 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3my6npchrsc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mxylnoeeac22This new take on “Carrie” is soooooooo good!!! I’m forcing myself not to binge it in one sitting, I wanna savor it like all the other @mikeflanaganfilm.com shows/movies Also: DIRECTED BY KATE SIEGEL ❤️❤️❤️16 Oct 2026 12:35 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxylnoeeac22https://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mwytrvzdkc22I forgot that you need to post pole on main to be acknowledged. My bad https://static.klipy.com/ii/4e7bea9f7a3371424e6c16ebc93252fe/00/6a/BNTjZecthomOCkmN.gif?hh=278&ww=498&mp4=cXk78oWe6n5VWC5EiuG&webm=v8r8t5gDQFC6GrJq903 Oct 2026 21:36 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwytrvzdkc22https://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mwypk6ri5k24So… what does it mean when you match with lots of guys you’ve texted first on hinge but they always end up ghosting/unmatching you after a couple of days of trying to get to know them?03 Oct 2026 20:20 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwypk6ri5k24https://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mwqfs4zgw22mI don’t know who needs to hear this but you can use any app as a dating app. Especially Vinted Soooo many good deals on that app!30 Sep 2026 13:04 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwqfs4zgw22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mwom5iqyjs2eYou know that feeling of looking at your life and feeling like “wow, I accomplished so much! I’m so proud of me” but you have nobody to share that feeling with? And I mean no friends or lovers or family members… it’s just you and your accomplishments and nothing else. Ykwim?29 Sep 2026 19:52 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwom5iqyjs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mwmax2apik25Ok, so jsyk I’m sick tomorrow and I gotta work from home. I spent the whooooole night feeling awful. No, I didn’t go to London to see a musical. I was at home, sick, bed ridden with an unspeakable affliction. Is that clear?28 Sep 2026 21:27 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwmax2apik25https://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mwltbh7l3s22😎That’s all👠 Btw, i love finding cute cheap tickets for these shows in the front rows…28 Sep 2026 17:22 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwltbh7l3s22https://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mwendvdbtk2bShe was hysterical. And I love her for that!25 Sep 2026 20:47 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwendvdbtk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mweehu7g322rAlso, did I mention I’m on the second row, central seat? [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Sep 2026 18:08 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mweehu7g322rhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mwedzl6jy22rThe foyer of the theater has an assortment of gays of any race, age and race all with purses, old gay and lebian couples kissing, non-binary baristas throwing shade, moms with queer kids doing drag race musicals in the corner, straight women allies feeling free for one night… I fucking love us 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Sep 2026 18:00 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwedzl6jy22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mwea6ntb2c2uAlso, i’m on the train sitting between a younger beefed-up version of Pedro Pascal and a healthy clone or Antoni Porowsky. I’m feeling things [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Sep 2026 16:52 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwea6ntb2c2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mwe6awbfek25Oh, Jinkx!25 Sep 2026 16:17 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwe6awbfek25https://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mw6htk22is2dStakeholders: “We need to change direction. We need to target Gen Z. Make the design Gen Z, like… think Gen Z first” Me: {crying in Millennial}23 Sep 2026 09:53 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw6htk22is2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyhey.bsky.social/post/3mvuf4qoz7k2lMe: omg, i’m so broke. where did all my adult money go?! Also me after getting my first paycheck:19 Sep 2026 09:37 +0000at://did:plc:jotdlu6bsq2bpmxfojc2oop6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvuf4qoz7k2l