Stats-based FPL. Analytics Elite 64. 22/23 rank: 825. 23/24 rank: 354. Forever in pursuit of positive variance.https://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3leh3bvjfjs2iGW19 Rolling Palmer cap because FPL Fran said he’s doing it and his luck is unmatched.29 Dec 2024 13:02 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3leh3bvjfjs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3leeh2r2co22mAnyone got fewer points per GW for forwards? It’s been complete wasteland for me this season: DCL, JP, Muniz, Adam Armstrong, Evanilson28 Dec 2024 11:55 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3leeh2r2co22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3lecyue4qrk2zGW18 58 points 244k 🔻 286k Merry Christmas to me 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠27 Dec 2024 22:08 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lecyue4qrk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3le7d2miuis2pGW18 2/2 FTs Saka -> Ødegaard Kelleher -> Alisson26 Dec 2024 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3le7d2miuis2phttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3ldxk6cu7yc2tGW17 79 points 232k 🔻 244k Solanke, Semenyo, and Salah saved me from suicidal thoughts. Saka to Bruno/Øde very likely.23 Dec 2024 08:46 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldxk6cu7yc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3ldssajgzi22gGW17 Rolling to 2 FT Looking like a shambolic week EV-wise.21 Dec 2024 11:27 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldssajgzi22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3ldgh3bzw7k2oRelying on Semenyo and Evanilson to turn around this 80% red arrow16 Dec 2024 13:35 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldgh3bzw7k2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3ldbujua3722yMake that 18 points in 9 GWs 😭 [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Dec 2024 17:53 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldbujua3722yhttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3ldbo6fc2ys2sRAN suspended 💔💔💔 Now none of his owners will start him vs Leicester for a guaranteed 1 pointer 😔14 Dec 2024 15:59 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldbo6fc2ys2shttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3ldbfrrl6ck2lGW16 2/2 FTs Porro -> TAA Mbeumo -> Semenyo Grabbing the EV this week.14 Dec 2024 13:29 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldbfrrl6ck2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3lcvqjbvq7s27Rayan Aït-Nouri since GW7: 20 points 2.5 points per match 17 goals conceded 1 clean sheet Yet he’s risen £0.5m in that time. This is the greatest money laundering scheme of our generation and needs to be investigated.09 Dec 2024 22:09 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcvqjbvq7s27https://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3lcvq63gl3227GW15 72 points 310k ♻️ 171k09 Dec 2024 22:03 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcvq63gl3227https://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3lcpjrivczk2qGW15 DCL -> Evanilson Finally free from the worst fantasy asset of all time.07 Dec 2024 10:52 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcpjrivczk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3lclqrvy62k2nGW14 69 points 342k ♻️ 310k Timber bails out an otherwise poor week.05 Dec 2024 22:47 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lclqrvy62k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3lcj7bxyais2cReminder that @macondor.bsky.social has started RAN for consecutive zero pointers, just in case anyone forgot04 Dec 2024 22:29 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcj7bxyais2chttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3lcj5wnn7cs2oAnother 0.0xG/0.2xA Bryan Mbeumo performance 🥲04 Dec 2024 22:05 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcj5wnn7cs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3lcj4g26fek2lHow have Salah captainers won by 11 points? 😭04 Dec 2024 21:37 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcj4g26fek2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3lcgczx5s3c2tGW13 1/2 FT Son -> Saka03 Dec 2024 18:58 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcgczx5s3c2thttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3lcb7alp7ps2uGW13 69 points 278k 🔻 330k Didn’t check my rank until just now and was confident I’d be looking at a 50%+ red arrow, so pretty content all things considered.01 Dec 2024 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcb7alp7ps2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3lcavzsgjsc26SON OUTSCORES SAKA ON RMINS EV 🔥🔥🔥 https://media.tenor.com/7KJxo0qUBDAAAAAC/rafa-benitez-newcastle-united.gif?hh=280&ww=49801 Dec 2024 15:22 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcavzsgjsc26https://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3lcavnjdmfs26Andersen dead Solanke dead DCL dead Gabriel potentially dead Kelleher soon to be dead And 160% EO Salah hasn’t even played yet01 Dec 2024 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcavnjdmfs26https://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3lc6fczuwks2jBrb, too busy laughing at every RAN owner, especially @macondor.bsky.social 😂😂😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵30 Nov 2024 15:17 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc6fczuwks2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3lc6em5v5222jOnly had to wait 3 minutes.30 Nov 2024 15:05 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc6em5v5222jhttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3lc4khotsa22hThis JP blank is actually a blessing in disguise. Keeps his EO low. Plus all the serious players bought him last week anyway.29 Nov 2024 21:44 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc4khotsa22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3lc4dzgujbk2mGW13 No transfers Already off to a bad start with Dunk continuing to be useless.29 Nov 2024 19:49 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc4dzgujbk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3lc3fbvmhvk2fFeel like I’ve got to roll here rather than commit to a specific Arsenal triple up. Any thoughts?29 Nov 2024 10:39 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc3fbvmhvk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/fplvariance.bsky.social/post/3lbx4ptk4p22rMade the mistake of scrolling a certain other site only to be bombarded by 100s of posts transvestigating and spewing awful hate towards a cis woman because she doesn’t fit their narrow criteria of what a woman looks like. I couldn’t be happier to be on the woke echo chamber of BlueSky.27 Nov 2024 17:55 +0000at://did:plc:jrdcfuvuy5pdlgr6bsmvsvfy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbx4ptk4p22r