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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>✅Blue dot in a red state 💙🩵🌊&#xA;✅Mom/Wife 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒&#xA;✅Nursing student💉🩺&#xA;✅I’m liberal bc I care❣️🌎🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦&#xA;✅Safe Place 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️🧡💛💚💙💜&#xA;✅Black Lives Matter 🫶&#xA;✅Immigrants welcome🤝&#xA;✅Abortion IS healthcare&#xA;✅Professional Worrier😬😳🫣&#xA;✅Habitual Daydreamer⛅️🫠&#xA;✅I block at will👋&#xA;✅❤️GO CARDS!🖤</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyocon.bsky.social</link><title>@kellyocon.bsky.social - Kelly O’C</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyocon.bsky.social/post/3mtwjfqwda225</link><description>Dolly 😞💔🫶📖🦋🦄🌈 #RIPDollyParton</description><pubDate>25 Aug 2026 19:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jyjy4flu3bbjee4uvzd3jzcd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwjfqwda225</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyocon.bsky.social/post/3mttxqvfsts2p</link><description>I will vote for WHOEVER can make spam political texts disaFUKINGppear. Seriously. 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Cool cool cool cool cool COOL. #ToddBlanche</description><pubDate>10 Aug 2026 23:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jyjy4flu3bbjee4uvzd3jzcd/app.bsky.feed.post/3msrapz4eos25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyocon.bsky.social/post/3mriwkpqk3c2e</link><description>Dear Marketing people:&#xA;1) Starting your garbage text with “Michael! Don’t delete this text!” is a sure fire way to guarantee that I can’t delete the text fast enough.&#xA;2) I’M NOT MY HUSBAND 🙄🤬</description><pubDate>25 Jul 2026 22:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jyjy4flu3bbjee4uvzd3jzcd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mriwkpqk3c2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyocon.bsky.social/post/3mloh6e7gkc22</link><description>I have NEVER in my entire fucking life🤬🖕</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 18:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jyjy4flu3bbjee4uvzd3jzcd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mloh6e7gkc22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyocon.bsky.social/post/3mkeodem4dk2a</link><description>Get the fuck outta here 🥱🙄🤥</description><pubDate>26 Apr 2026 04:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jyjy4flu3bbjee4uvzd3jzcd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkeodem4dk2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyocon.bsky.social/post/3mjj5gthxjs24</link><description>I need to smile. Show me your pets🙏 (No *trouser snakes* pls!! I’m not falling for that again…)</description><pubDate>15 Apr 2026 05:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jyjy4flu3bbjee4uvzd3jzcd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjj5gthxjs24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyocon.bsky.social/post/3mj3y3ldhb22e</link><description>Good lord, I can hear (and smell) this gif&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/QWRC3Tb5ZeIAAAAC/furniture-water-bed.gif?hh=244&amp;ww=320</description><pubDate>09 Apr 2026 23:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jyjy4flu3bbjee4uvzd3jzcd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj3y3ldhb22e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyocon.bsky.social/post/3mhy3wjj74c27</link><description>After 44 years of careful analysis, it is my professional opinion that:&#xA;&#xA;1. I’m a negative thinker when it comes to matters affecting myself &#xA;2. 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We clearly lost our way a while back, but sh** is just STUPID outta control now.</description><pubDate>17 Mar 2026 06:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jyjy4flu3bbjee4uvzd3jzcd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhacscgh2c2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyocon.bsky.social/post/3mh4fmzopzs2z</link><description>Allergies can take a long walk off a short effing pier</description><pubDate>15 Mar 2026 16:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jyjy4flu3bbjee4uvzd3jzcd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh4fmzopzs2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyocon.bsky.social/post/3mge5z2fzf22y</link><description>Hillary was right. Deplorable. All of em.</description><pubDate>06 Mar 2026 01:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jyjy4flu3bbjee4uvzd3jzcd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mge5z2fzf22y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyocon.bsky.social/post/3mgc6eovoss25</link><description>Who TF would ever see the words *Tuna Melt* on a menu and be like, “mmmm yes, I’ll have THAT” 🤷‍♀️🤢</description><pubDate>05 Mar 2026 06:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jyjy4flu3bbjee4uvzd3jzcd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgc6eovoss25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyocon.bsky.social/post/3mf437i5lfk2h</link><description>If you’re someone who’s still over here defending your stupid a** protest vote against Kamala…you can eff alllllll the way off. 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That’s literally not an insult 🤷‍♀️ C’mon, do better!</description><pubDate>11 Feb 2026 22:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jyjy4flu3bbjee4uvzd3jzcd/app.bsky.feed.post/3memkjvezfs2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyocon.bsky.social/post/3mem3rzlh322f</link><description>There’s a hundred percent chance I will be a complete shut-in when I’m an old lady</description><pubDate>11 Feb 2026 18:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jyjy4flu3bbjee4uvzd3jzcd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mem3rzlh322f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyocon.bsky.social/post/3me2dx5hojs2v</link><description>I don’t understand how nurses exist, because nursing school is completely impossible. #nursingschool #3rdsemester #OB #Peds #ADN #RN</description><pubDate>04 Feb 2026 16:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jyjy4flu3bbjee4uvzd3jzcd/app.bsky.feed.post/3me2dx5hojs2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyocon.bsky.social/post/3mdxwuz4sis2y</link><description>No, you will NOT mess with my voting rights.  Understand that I will absolutely fight you, ok?  I. WILL. FIGHT. YOU.</description><pubDate>03 Feb 2026 18:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:jyjy4flu3bbjee4uvzd3jzcd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdxwuz4sis2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyocon.bsky.social/post/3mdlg4yvyp22l</link><description>I truly &amp; honestly don’t get why people get so offended when they hear someone speaking another language. Do you think they’re talking about you or something? Are you that egotistical? I go to comm. college, and I LOVE hearing the other languages spoken all around campus. 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