The crown jewel of controversy. The walking, talking, perfectly bronzed embodiment of success. ALPHA Wrestling's biggest problem (rp account)https://bsky.app/profile/aidenvanity.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/aidenvanity.bsky.social/post/3llh3kdr5ms2yLooking at this Ragnarok Tournament list, I’m already bored. Let’s face it, this tournament needs real star power, not second-stringers fighting for a shot they’ll never be ready for. When I step into the picture, that’s when things will get interesting. #MakeWrestlingGorgeousAgain28 Mar 2025 15:03 +0000at://did:plc:k3orsp3d3xp2mgcq5eywuzpb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llh3kdr5ms2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/aidenvanity.bsky.social/post/3lk4hugqxns2vThe crybabies are out in full force, whining that I was 'wrong' for tossing that journalist into harm’s way at the fashion show. He was in the way. What did you expect? You call me the bad guy, but I bet your precious cowboy didn’t even bother to check on him. Priorities, huh?11 Mar 2025 16:19 +0000at://did:plc:k3orsp3d3xp2mgcq5eywuzpb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk4hugqxns2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/aidenvanity.bsky.social/post/3ljledxwxdk2kBoreson Yates and his bargain bin Brady Bunch group really think they’re something, huh?04 Mar 2025 21:01 +0000at://did:plc:k3orsp3d3xp2mgcq5eywuzpb/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljledxwxdk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/aidenvanity.bsky.social/post/3ljdrogwe322yAt Break or Be Broken, I introduced Townes to the only belt he'll ever have right across the back of his head, and last week saw another L from him. Tragic. So, in honor of his losing streak, I'll be hosting a special fashion show featuring my brand-new accessory line—fashion belts next week.01 Mar 2025 20:38 +0000at://did:plc:k3orsp3d3xp2mgcq5eywuzpb/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljdrogwe322yhttps://bsky.app/profile/aidenvanity.bsky.social/post/3lj7ihdr2rk2vThat unhinged fish hugged me without permission. My chakras are permanently misaligned. I may never recover!28 Feb 2025 03:43 +0000at://did:plc:k3orsp3d3xp2mgcq5eywuzpb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj7ihdr2rk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/aidenvanity.bsky.social/post/3lj6emsqzo22rLondon, the land of bad teeth, rain, and whatever they call fashion over here. Don’t even get me started on the food. I had to import my own meal just to survive. Who in their right mind actually enjoys eating beans for breakfast?27 Feb 2025 17:01 +0000at://did:plc:k3orsp3d3xp2mgcq5eywuzpb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj6emsqzo22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/aidenvanity.bsky.social/post/3lj3uc2eehc2vAnd yes I hearted my own stuff. Sue me.26 Feb 2025 17:04 +0000at://did:plc:k3orsp3d3xp2mgcq5eywuzpb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj3uc2eehc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/aidenvanity.bsky.social/post/3lj3u66pr4s2vBreak or Be Broken is in the past, and sure, I won, but don’t think for a second that means I’m done with you, Townes. Beating you once was fun—doing it again? Now that would be entertainment. You’re still showing up, still thinking you matter. That’s a problem I intend to fix.26 Feb 2025 17:02 +0000at://did:plc:k3orsp3d3xp2mgcq5eywuzpb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj3u66pr4s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/aidenvanity.bsky.social/post/3lj2escfhnc2pCaesar Prince sounds like a name you gave yourself because Chad King was already taken.26 Feb 2025 02:54 +0000at://did:plc:k3orsp3d3xp2mgcq5eywuzpb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj2escfhnc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/aidenvanity.bsky.social/post/3lj23qp7qt223Just saw someone wearing socks with sandals. That's something @bigcanoeaw.bsky.social would do. My day is ruined.26 Feb 2025 00:12 +0000at://did:plc:k3orsp3d3xp2mgcq5eywuzpb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj23qp7qt223https://bsky.app/profile/aidenvanity.bsky.social/post/3lizu3tqbo22zDecided to bless this app with my presence, and already, I can feel the jealousy through the screen25 Feb 2025 21:55 +0000at://did:plc:k3orsp3d3xp2mgcq5eywuzpb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lizu3tqbo22z