animator of weird stuff. If you need to contact me directly here's my email: https://cyriak.co.uk/animation/contact/ https://www.youtube.com/user/cyriakhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mqlyxu6mes2v14 Jul 2026 10:33 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqlyxu6mes2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mpyoks5n4s2lmy internet went down for 2 hours and i was just sitting there staring at shelves of books and dvds thinking "now what am i supposed to do?"06 Jul 2026 18:06 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpyoks5n4s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mpsq4cy3n22vBrambles are like "man, this empty space could really use some brambles.."04 Jul 2026 09:18 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpsq4cy3n22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mpo6jd22sk2lFinally got around to putting the soundtracks of my doom wads on bandcamp if anyone would want such a thing cyriak.bandcamp.com They will end up on streaming platforms as well at some point. https://cyriak.bandcamp.com/02 Jul 2026 13:52 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpo6jd22sk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mpijsigklk27Had a dream last night about skateboarding Columbo which was so convincing I had to google it this morning to check. There's no mention of Columbo bombing down a hill on a skateboard, but I guess that doesn't mean it didn't happen30 Jun 2026 07:58 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpijsigklk27https://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mpdrujvqq22aSince dinosaurs are related to modern birds, the next Jurassic Park movie should totally have dinosaurs that can mimic human speech like a parrot. Instead of just roaring at people they could say something like "welcome to Jurassic Park!" before biting their heads off. I'd watch that.28 Jun 2026 10:39 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpdrujvqq22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mpbuuk72tk2aIn the future we will have flying toilets. We won't want them, but we will have them27 Jun 2026 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpbuuk72tk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mozqfytmpc27time to activate my live webcam24 Jun 2026 10:46 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mozqfytmpc27https://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mnwvqbngpk25My brother tells me there is a toxin in potatoes that makes you dream of werewolves. Can anyone confirm this theory?10 Jun 2026 14:18 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnwvqbngpk25https://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mnrz6uljkk2mLooking forward to the live action Thundercats reboot featuring actual cats and possibly rain clouds08 Jun 2026 15:37 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnrz6uljkk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mnmswwhnmk24Do parts of my body that fall off go in the food waste bin?06 Jun 2026 14:02 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnmswwhnmk24https://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mnca7p6eac2fJust saw this on the science feed, and i'm pretty sure it saw me too02 Jun 2026 09:00 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnca7p6eac2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mn7rv6kxwk2oAlways fun when people turn my weird tunes into video game levels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1b_Wbbje5Y Not sure how playable this is, though...01 Jun 2026 09:38 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn7rv6kxwk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mmvu4bf4pc2iThere's a paradox that has been around forever but seems uniquely applicable to the modern world: the smarter you try and make a tool, the stupider it becomes. Using the internet these days feels like doing DIY with a swiss army knife28 May 2026 10:51 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmvu4bf4pc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mmgjc3v5tk27owning a garden starts off like "haha i own a garden" and ends with the realisation that the garden actually owns you22 May 2026 08:28 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmgjc3v5tk27https://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mltixo7q3s2iBeing covered in ants sounds terrible, while being covered in kittens sounds kind of fun. But what if the kittens were the size of ants? How small would kittens need to be, to make the experience of being covered in them unpleasant?14 May 2026 19:02 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltixo7q3s2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mlsha5sud22yLast night's dream started with a game show for monkeys and ended with Christopher Biggins snogging a clone of himself in "the future". Actually woke myself up laughing at how stupid it was14 May 2026 08:58 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlsha5sud22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mldhhinwbk2nI was about to post an old gif to celebrate Sir Dave's 100th birthday, but it might genuinely be the most horrible thing I ever animated08 May 2026 09:52 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldhhinwbk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3ml6dirxrac2yAfter decades of research I am reaching the conclusion that no doorbell or phonecall that ever wakes you up is worth answering. I am prepared to hear evidence to the contrary though06 May 2026 08:58 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6dirxrac2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mkuhbs7cts2pif bumholes could speak, I imagine they would sound like Donald Duck. Not that i am actually imagining such a thing, this is just a feeling that i have02 May 2026 10:39 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkuhbs7cts2phttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mkfwcweuyk2wmy internet experience these days is basically the blood test scene from "The Thing", except the blood is funny animal videos and The Thing is ai, and everyone is The Thing26 Apr 2026 15:58 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkfwcweuyk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mk355chrq22dJust realised that by throwing spiders out of my house i am selectively breeding invisible ninja spiders.22 Apr 2026 09:01 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk355chrq22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mjal2v6vck2sKind of weird how animals are all just walking around in the nude, and everyone's ok with that11 Apr 2026 19:28 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjal2v6vck2shttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mja342takc2sOnce I found a hidden pocket on my coat. 'I can put my banana in that' I thought, only to discover there was already a banana in it, dating from the last time I found this pocket. Those who do not learn from history are doomed to find a month-old banana in their pocket11 Apr 2026 14:42 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mja342takc2s