animator of weird stuff. If you need to contact me directly here's my email: https://cyriak.co.uk/animation/contact/ https://www.youtube.com/user/cyriakhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mjal2v6vck2sKind of weird how animals are all just walking around in the nude, and everyone's ok with that11 Apr 2026 19:28 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjal2v6vck2shttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mja342takc2sOnce I found a hidden pocket on my coat. 'I can put my banana in that' I thought, only to discover there was already a banana in it, dating from the last time I found this pocket. Those who do not learn from history are doomed to find a month-old banana in their pocket11 Apr 2026 14:42 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mja342takc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mj3jepzhjk23spare a thought for my friend who cant get any photo id without showing their photo id09 Apr 2026 19:15 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj3jepzhjk23https://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3miz2efvr7s26No one ever talks about the moon that's inside the Earth. Its always the space moon that gets all the attention.08 Apr 2026 19:41 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3miz2efvr7s26https://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3migwi3ms2s2nJust heard the sad news that donald trump was accidentally pulled inside out through his anus today, though he is still alive somehow. elon musk attempted to save him using a tiny submarine, but it has catastrophically imploded inside trumps inverted bumhole.01 Apr 2026 14:43 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3migwi3ms2s2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mi4oamk33k22Just remembered a weird dream i had last night where someone gave me a massive packet of crisps. They were "KUNG FU AIDS" flavour, according to the packaging. Thankfully i woke up before finding out what that tastes like28 Mar 2026 12:49 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi4oamk33k22https://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mhxi32h2pk2nIn order to remember to pay my car tax this month I've had to delete whoever that guy is in scooby doo from my brain. Not Shaggy, the other one. Wears a white jumper. Come to think of it, I'm not sure i ever bothered remembering his name in the first place26 Mar 2026 11:15 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhxi32h2pk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mhpxqj4shk22youtube is so desperate for "most relevant" to be a thing in my latests subs feed, they are now making it apear in random different places so its impossible to ignore. I swear eventually they will just decide for themselves which of my subscriptions I'm allowed to watch23 Mar 2026 11:35 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhpxqj4shk22https://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mhkvszl3vc22had a dream last night where not only was I naked, my house didn't have any walls. That's like double-nude...21 Mar 2026 11:17 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhkvszl3vc22https://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mgy77vf5ps26One of my biggest regrets is seeing this comic on the shelf of a newsagents back in the 90s and not immediately buying it https://poopsheetfoundation.com/index.php/mini-comics/giant-skull-on-wheels14 Mar 2026 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgy77vf5ps26https://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mgnq2sp4yc24If you're making a tv show and thinking of having a scene where a guy in bed reaches out sadly to the empty pillow next to them, i'd just ike to say literally the last two shows i watched both had that scene and, like, maybe, i dunno, its been done enough now, perhaps? Totally up to you though09 Mar 2026 20:47 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgnq2sp4yc24https://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mgfqoh3zck2bSolving world hunger by pumping baked beans through everyones letterbox06 Mar 2026 16:36 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgfqoh3zck2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mgcqzdkgv22wSome future version of me really needs to sort out all this shit i can't be bothered to05 Mar 2026 12:04 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgcqzdkgv22whttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mgaidwuyo223I've had a number of years to get used to people walking around talking to invisible people on hands-free phones, but I don't think it will ever not look weird. There is always a brief moment where I have to figure out if they are mentally ill or something.04 Mar 2026 14:24 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgaidwuyo223https://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mg3h3bxa622jDid a talk recently and thought I should share a couple of slides from my presentation that perhaps warrant further study.02 Mar 2026 14:18 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg3h3bxa622jhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mfz4gjhdsk2tyoutube really cant stop telling me what it thinks i want to watch. Even my latest subs list now has a "most relevant" selection right at the top. Like, the most relevant video in a list of latest videos is literally going to be the latest one. Are you listening to me, youtube? Are you here?01 Mar 2026 16:02 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfz4gjhdsk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mfu7vomtls25My hotel bathroom has so many mirrors, everywhere i look there is a cyriak. I'm not even sure which one is me27 Feb 2026 17:21 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfu7vomtls25https://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mftimexg322yIn a hotel watching tv for the first time in 10 years, and its like visiting one of those half deserted shopping centres. 2 guys sitting on a sofa talking about paint drying, followed by a discussion on puddles and an episode of "people doing things"27 Feb 2026 10:24 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mftimexg322yhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mesutyndjk2iHad a dream last night about "Lucy", the 3 million year old fossil skeleton of a prehistoric hominid. Scientists were celebrating her discovery by using her bones to cook a delicious stew. "Lucy stew" they called it. I didn't try any14 Feb 2026 11:05 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mesutyndjk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mellfpaudc2mthe british government has finally called upon me to save the world by giving them all my used teabags. It is the very least I can do11 Feb 2026 13:28 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mellfpaudc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3meitfzjlf224building an "oopsy" machine so we can blame it for everything that ever goes wrong10 Feb 2026 11:13 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3meitfzjlf224https://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3megpnjldt22rIf I could go back in time and give myself any piece of advice, it would be: "please build a time machine so you can go back in time and tell yourself to build a time machine"09 Feb 2026 15:00 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3megpnjldt22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mebw3nxg3s2pthis might be the most amazing name in the history of names [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Feb 2026 17:12 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mebw3nxg3s2phttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mdy4ll7pbs2lwhenever adobe does something evil i always remember the awkward meeting i had with them years ago where they told me about this new subscription thing they were going to do, and all i could think about was "i hope my copy of cs5 never stops working"03 Feb 2026 19:42 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdy4ll7pbs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mdsm5bmbhk26Imagining a modern version of Macbeth where all his actions are predicated on the advice of ai chatbots.01 Feb 2026 15:04 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdsm5bmbhk26https://bsky.app/profile/cyriak.bsky.social/post/3mdehkh2ma22nAlways seeing this at the top of my feed annoys me more than it probably should. It looks like i'm saying "whats up?" to nobody in particular. And I'm not. @twittersupport can we change this please?27 Jan 2026 00:05 +0000at://did:plc:k4mxvwit2mvadajpcg4wtajc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdehkh2ma22n