@chriscalabrese.bsky.social - no

04 Nov 2026 16:46 +0000

i didn't realize we had over 4 million billionaires

04 Nov 2026 06:13 +0000

dem voters thinking they’re electing helpful public servants. every time.

04 Nov 2026 06:11 +0000

either my entire timeline is first time dem voters who haven’t read a single piece of news in the past 50 years OR they’re excited to touch the glowing hot stove again

24 Oct 2026 16:05 +0000

a tale as old as Nithya’s political career [contains quote post or other embedded content]

02 Oct 2026 03:26 +0000

buckle up for sPoOoOkY season!

29 Sep 2026 14:18 +0000

i wish i loved anything as much as old white men love wet coughing in crowded public spaces

01 Sep 2026 05:04 +0000

bragging about reducing homelessness by doing police sweeps of encampments is like bragging that you cured cancer by shooting every cancer patient in the head

29 Jul 2026 04:51 +0000

i think bari weiss has also been in charge of casting for all netflix reality dating shows

14 Jun 2026 03:42 +0000

the time is nigh. hide your wah pedals [contains quote post or other embedded content]

06 Jun 2026 05:32 +0000

2 wins until JD and the Straight Shot get to headline a parade

04 Jun 2026 04:36 +0000

good. we can’t have our exorcists believing crazy shit

23 May 2026 16:48 +0000

the highest respect i can bestow upon a person is the pronouns dawg/dawg’s

21 Apr 2026 14:19 +0000

remember when hugo endorsed karen bass in february? the person who continues to INCREASE LAPD funding? how very progressive! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

17 Apr 2026 13:48 +0000

this is *great* [contains quote post or other embedded content]

16 Apr 2026 04:09 +0000

i think i’ve found my new keyboard

20 Mar 2026 14:58 +0000

r.i.p. barrens chat [contains quote post or other embedded content]

14 Feb 2026 20:52 +0000

quick! to the Threadsmobile!

08 Feb 2026 05:40 +0000

edinburgh isn’t gonna know what hit it

14 Jan 2026 00:12 +0000

rip dilbert

05 Dec 2025 12:42 +0000

cool [contains quote post or other embedded content]

15 Nov 2025 04:04 +0000

i finkllgy dtopped usjng auttocoresct md ivce never been hapirt!

04 Nov 2025 04:54 +0000

the ACFC ownership could always, can currently, and for the foreseeable future, fuck themselves [contains quote post or other embedded content]

23 Sep 2025 19:42 +0000

time for that sweet half price rapture day candy

01 Aug 2025 20:43 +0000

poor Mina Tanaka, now carrying the entire weight of America First Credit Union on her shoulders [contains quote post or other embedded content]

29 Jul 2025 13:36 +0000

okay, i guess nobody at this bus stop wants to talk with me about the 2025 womens euros final 🙄

19 Jul 2025 03:41 +0000

[me texting my other dumb friends] okay which one of you has the monkey’s paw [contains quote post or other embedded content]

30 May 2025 15:30 +0000

and just like that he’s the most popular player amongst lakers fans [contains quote post or other embedded content]

26 May 2025 21:20 +0000

won’t anyone think of the poor data centers [contains quote post or other embedded content]

08 May 2025 16:25 +0000

time to find out who excelled at the Pope Combine