Writer - Comedian Bylines: Betches, McSweeneys, The New Yorker Finalist: Warner Brothers Access Comedic Voiceshttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3m4jwcwaets23Who is old enough to remember this hussy?01 Nov 2025 02:16 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4jwcwaets23https://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lvphe2a5uc27“A Diddler on the roof? Sounds crazy, no? But here in our village of Anatevka…”06 Aug 2025 05:08 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvphe2a5uc27https://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lhkngna5ss2gCan’t take someone named Benson Boone seriously. Those are the names of beagles from the same litter.07 Feb 2025 03:21 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhkngna5ss2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lhcjpulamk2dMillennials wearing business casual to the club03 Feb 2025 21:53 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhcjpulamk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3ldbwp27kdk2a*Extremely Cole Porter Voice* 🎶It’s delightful, it’s delicious, it’s DiGiorno”🎶14 Dec 2024 18:32 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldbwp27kdk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lcw4pzd5722oTell me this is not the love child of Ben Gross and Paxton Hall-Yoshida10 Dec 2024 01:48 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcw4pzd5722ohttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lcvm23yvz22jNeed to hear him say “Luigi Mangione"09 Dec 2024 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcvm23yvz22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lcjiich3dk2gSo what you’re saying is, the cakes have to hold space for defying gravity?05 Dec 2024 01:13 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcjiich3dk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lcilqe4hrk2zA millennial who is also somehow in her 90s [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Dec 2024 16:39 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcilqe4hrk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lcdkvqfpbk2dA pardon would be Shahmazing02 Dec 2024 16:41 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcdkvqfpbk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lcdjy2e4os2o“Mom, I frew up”02 Dec 2024 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcdjy2e4os2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lcdiurkttc22Waiting on my mental health diagnosis (Spotify Wrapped)02 Dec 2024 16:04 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcdiurkttc22https://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lcddhdakjs25I think if Joe Biden is your dad, you deserve to have a little crack as a treat.02 Dec 2024 14:27 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcddhdakjs25https://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lc6bibkh5c22Being 35 in a musical is so funny because you can be a college freshman, a retired father of seven, or (most realistically) a guy having an existential crisis at his birthday party.30 Nov 2024 14:09 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc6bibkh5c22https://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lc4x6ndw6c2yWhen I tweeted this, I had 18 followers and the Wicked movie was a lie/fever dream so let’s try it again under new circumstances:30 Nov 2024 01:32 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc4x6ndw6c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lbu3j2rzkc23I love Wicked because of the fantasy that I, a 35-year-old, could be a college freshmen with other hot 35-year-olds.26 Nov 2024 12:55 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbu3j2rzkc23https://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lblndiq6xk2wRIP, Stephen Sondheim, you would have loved “Wicked” (2024)23 Nov 2024 04:20 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lblndiq6xk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lbkvvrmz7s2cGravity hates to see her coming22 Nov 2024 21:21 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbkvvrmz7s2chttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lbku5hssps2j🎶becaaaaaaaauuuuuuuse I knew you, I have left x for good🎶💚🩷 [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Nov 2024 20:50 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbku5hssps2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lbipntzsf22wJonathan Bailey is like pure sodium the way he can have explosive chemistry with a glass of water.22 Nov 2024 00:24 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbipntzsf22whttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lbia43nlcc26BREAKING: Donald Trump has appointed Lydia Tár to direct the National Endowment for the Arts21 Nov 2024 19:46 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbia43nlcc26https://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lbfmyjklnk2cGilmore Girls is so funny because what do you mean a Whiffenpoof married a Smith College graduate and neither of them are gay?20 Nov 2024 18:58 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbfmyjklnk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lbdtkj2vpk2kWe don’t need “leftist Joe Rogan.” We need country-pop to be anti-bootlicker again.20 Nov 2024 01:50 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbdtkj2vpk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lbcu3ldmv22vI spent my childhood watching “The Sound of Music” (1965) and “Cabaret”(1972) so I really thought the rise of fascism would have more showtunes.19 Nov 2024 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbcu3ldmv22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lbasiftxks2mIf I think about it, my favorite genre18 Nov 2024 20:53 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbasiftxks2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lbafpz3w722iClose enough. Welcome back, Bradley Jackson.18 Nov 2024 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbafpz3w722ihttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lb733l4mxk27“Into the Woods” by Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Nov 2024 04:22 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb733l4mxk27https://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lb6y7eyids2fThe TV show “Frasier” should have been set in San Francisco rather than Seattle. Especially in the 90s, San Francisco was a better setting for effete wine/food/art/opera snobs. Seattle is is too outdoorsy/casual/grungey.18 Nov 2024 03:30 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6y7eyids2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lb6cxipgqs23those cancelled tv shows you’ll never stop thinking about [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Nov 2024 21:10 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6cxipgqs23https://bsky.app/profile/rohitakadambi.bsky.social/post/3lb6bz3i6rc2fA CHI hair straightener hates to see them coming17 Nov 2024 20:53 +0000at://did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6bz3i6rc2f