If our aims are identical and our hearts are open.https://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.sitehttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3lj7avftuys2rRunning for governor with my only promise being the banning of blue LEDs.28 Feb 2025 01:27 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj7avftuys2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3lixyqljjt225Showing the barber a picture of me as a child for reference, hoping this one haircut can bring all the memories back25 Feb 2025 04:13 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lixyqljjt225https://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3liunehpivc25Just setup my Lego architecture collection again, it's a Great day23 Feb 2025 20:11 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3liunehpivc25https://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3lirzcxrn4k2tIf god is real im pissed22 Feb 2025 19:07 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lirzcxrn4k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3liqkk3x4cs2w[Takes drag from cigarette] Some good shit, huh?22 Feb 2025 05:10 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3liqkk3x4cs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3liqd66i5zc2tMy CIA handler is doing a terrible job22 Feb 2025 02:58 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3liqd66i5zc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3liqctf4dss2tPutting a Hillary equality sticker on Prius is like a bald man getting a swastica tattoo. We know.22 Feb 2025 02:52 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3liqctf4dss2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3liptqj5s2k2tIf you haven't plotted to destroy us-east-1, you're not a real web developer21 Feb 2025 22:22 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3liptqj5s2k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3lipj6ijmks2tBeen trying really hard to push the ⛷️ reaction on slack, it's not sticking21 Feb 2025 19:13 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lipj6ijmks2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3lipamtbvjk2tThe pentagon was thinking about giving me the bombs but Israel cut in line fucking assholes21 Feb 2025 16:40 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lipamtbvjk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3lio7ywawkc2oWhen this guy dies the people will join hand-in-hand again and rejoice [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Feb 2025 06:56 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lio7ywawkc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3lio7pizoik2oLooper is the autism representation we need in media21 Feb 2025 06:51 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lio7pizoik2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3linzvszbfk2qI've eaten only a handful of things today. To seal the deal, I'm eating a very large slice of cheesecake21 Feb 2025 05:07 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3linzvszbfk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3linpdluk3c2tWork and suffering are the only way to true salvation. For this I will play modded Minecraft until my eyes burn21 Feb 2025 01:58 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3linpdluk3c2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3linfx4l5js2jI think my ovaries have calcified20 Feb 2025 23:10 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3linfx4l5js2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3linbga2ats2jGave her an acceptable weinering so she let me take home one of her cigarettes20 Feb 2025 21:49 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3linbga2ats2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3limonduljk2jPhysicists say the three body problem is impossible, probably because they haven't gotten two women in bed at once20 Feb 2025 16:13 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3limonduljk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3limohvz2d22jThe presumable degree of my wickedness and the quality of my will are immeasurable20 Feb 2025 16:10 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3limohvz2d22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3lilhy3vnp22zSmoking a spliffed Emily Blunt rn20 Feb 2025 04:41 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lilhy3vnp22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3likr4ha6is2jAnyone know if Diane Morgan wants to do something this weekend I'm free19 Feb 2025 21:52 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3likr4ha6is2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3likpm4itw22jIt's important to be a degenerate every once in a while to not scare away the neighbors19 Feb 2025 21:25 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3likpm4itw22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3liklw26ymc2jI'm like a paid crisis actor, but for normal situations. I get paid to not freak out about absurd things19 Feb 2025 20:19 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3liklw26ymc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3likezzziuk2jPower is out, the beer is only getting warmer19 Feb 2025 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3likezzziuk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3likepb5z4s2jYeah I didn't let her hit cause she wasn't a girl's girl19 Feb 2025 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3likepb5z4s2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3liijjivuxs2jSorry babe i didn't text back because I can't READ19 Feb 2025 00:30 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3liijjivuxs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3liiasifabs2jAsexuals still jork it! (?)18 Feb 2025 21:54 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3liiasifabs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3lii2gkr26s2jIt's so much easier being an alcoholic without a job18 Feb 2025 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lii2gkr26s2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3lii2b5bgt22jThe police state has encouraged alcoholics to memorize the alphabet backwards18 Feb 2025 19:57 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lii2b5bgt22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mkultra.site/post/3lihozk7mb22jThinking of new ways to harm the minds of our youth. Probably a new app18 Feb 2025 16:36 +0000at://did:plc:k64osejpbekkkshqckaeecnd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lihozk7mb22j