NY Comedy Festival's "Comic to Watch" for 2025. Mostly Talk Sac Kings/ Miami Canes on here. The Beam is Dead. Comedy Tour Dates: http://TurnerSparks.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lp2ribqric2lThe Kings have made so many dumb trades and they haven't rigged the lottery once for us. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 May 2025 15:12 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp2ribqric2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lmxc5wi5rk2n"Go to Space..." is the new "I did a semester in Paris, so..." [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Apr 2025 19:09 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmxc5wi5rk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lmapo6m6vs2cSo NOW we tank????!!!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2025 19:40 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmapo6m6vs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lm23tyrr6k2fKings odds of keeping their pick...05 Apr 2025 04:29 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm23tyrr6k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lheuziyrz22sBlack History Month episode of Black & White Advice Pod is here. You're welcome America: youtu.be/EkaWa1fPXSY https://youtu.be/EkaWa1fPXSY04 Feb 2025 20:20 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lheuziyrz22shttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lh7zv7ej7k2bWe should send Puke Guy to Dallas for the next game the way The Phoenix Suns used to rent The Gorilla Mascot out to The Sacramento Kings. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Feb 2025 22:04 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh7zv7ej7k2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lh6grbjrrc2aWhy would you trade away a 25 year old MVP candidate? https://youtu.be/nR5m7c1bOXA?si=KILFLLuMIVPpvaMZ02 Feb 2025 06:49 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh6grbjrrc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lh6gipqfj22aDoes Vlade Divac run the Mavs?02 Feb 2025 06:44 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh6gipqfj22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lgtyw4moi22aIf DeAaron Fox leaves Sacramento he says he only wants to go to San Antonio, and interestingly not Houston. Houston would have the pieces to win a championship, but with Fox on a more balanced team he probably wouldn't stand out enough to be Super Max eligible. Only San Antonio can provide that.29 Jan 2025 03:15 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgtyw4moi22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lgrovrfbi224Tim Donaghy going to prison was the ultimate Last 2 Minute Report.28 Jan 2025 05:10 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgrovrfbi224https://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lghlq4nrec2cMcBuckets had more 3s in that 4th quarter than Heurter has in the last 8 games combined.24 Jan 2025 04:47 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lghlq4nrec2chttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lg4b5frtkc24Just found a ticket from the first concert I ever attended. Cake. June 1, 1995. Crest Theater, Sacramento. I was 13-years old, Tyler Sparks was 16 and we caught a ride from Christina Owen. Myrna and Gary were cool and let us go by ourselves.19 Jan 2025 16:38 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg4b5frtkc24https://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lfvuhpfdy223Devin Carter is good for one play a game that looks nothing like basketball. Besides that, he's great.17 Jan 2025 03:35 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfvuhpfdy223https://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lfvugfrewk23I don't know how else to say this, but Devin Carter is the heir apparent to Javale McGee17 Jan 2025 03:35 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfvugfrewk23https://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lfsqfuijw22eAttention everyone from Placerville to Sactown: Remember University Behind Raley's? My 15 year-old nephew and I decided they needed merch and came up with these designs. Oh and if you want to sue us, it was his idea: ubr-shop.fourthwall.com. #LightTheBeam #SacramentoKings #ElDoradoHills15 Jan 2025 21:45 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfsqfuijw22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lfqfdgdv7k2kI can't believe I posted this 2 weeks ago. I should have never doubted the basketball savant that is Vivek Ranadive. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jan 2025 23:21 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfqfdgdv7k2khttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lednr6nakk2sBill Raftery [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Dec 2024 04:22 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lednr6nakk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3led2vr6pp22sI can't do 17 more years. Time to root for the team down the street and my coach Jordi Fernandez. #BrooklynNets [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Dec 2024 22:45 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3led2vr6pp22shttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3led2rym3522sThus concludes The Beam Team era. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Dec 2024 22:43 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3led2rym3522shttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lecanfmmsk2mI can't believe the puke guy wasn't court side last night to do the honors. #missedopportunity27 Dec 2024 14:55 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lecanfmmsk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3ldn3sabxks2uOk I've immediately found a better one. [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Dec 2024 05:02 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldn3sabxks2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3ldn3qnzcys2uCoolest fake punt I've ever seen. If you have a better one, send it over. [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Dec 2024 05:01 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldn3qnzcys2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lbkk44mbqk2aHello, new friends. The final stop on my 2024 US Tour will be New York Comedy Club on December 5th. My wife and I are trying to decide if we should have a baby or not, and so I decided to write an hour of comedy about it. This is it. Tickets here: https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/turner-sparks-the-grow-up-tour22 Nov 2024 17:50 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbkk44mbqk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lb6ibgbfas2kSac Kings community on here is called Purple Sky. You're welcome. #LightTheBeam #SacramentoKings17 Nov 2024 22:45 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6ibgbfas2khttps://bsky.app/profile/turnersparks.bsky.social/post/3lb6gzcnqe22kI've been on here for a week and haven't had one comedian try to sell me supplements yet. #IsThisEvenSocialMedia?17 Nov 2024 22:23 +0000at://did:plc:k6a2eejmpfwgeskbqe6pg4eo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6gzcnqe22k