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Take the train. ✡︎ ✞ ♏︎&#xA;&#xA;📍Queens</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jaredjct.bsky.social</link><title>@jaredjct.bsky.social - Jared</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jaredjct.bsky.social/post/3mkfrnbdijk2q</link><description>even Facebook doesn’t believe last nights “events” lmao</description><pubDate>26 Apr 2026 14:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:k6b5gryw5tbvu2gtfkbv5fs3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkfrnbdijk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jaredjct.bsky.social/post/3mkejqa32as2f</link><description>again….?</description><pubDate>26 Apr 2026 02:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:k6b5gryw5tbvu2gtfkbv5fs3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkejqa32as2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jaredjct.bsky.social/post/3mkdcvqldis22</link><description>mozzarella sticks</description><pubDate>25 Apr 2026 15:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:k6b5gryw5tbvu2gtfkbv5fs3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdcvqldis22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jaredjct.bsky.social/post/3mkd3jqmgmc2v</link><description>well&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>25 Apr 2026 12:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:k6b5gryw5tbvu2gtfkbv5fs3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkd3jqmgmc2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jaredjct.bsky.social/post/3mkbu7uceik2g</link><description>drinking a lot of something called “bayou banger” and took a hit of weed and everyone’s making me ravenous&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>25 Apr 2026 01:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:k6b5gryw5tbvu2gtfkbv5fs3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbu7uceik2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jaredjct.bsky.social/post/3mkbgjf5ypc2s</link><description>why is every day national sons day on Facebook</description><pubDate>24 Apr 2026 21:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:k6b5gryw5tbvu2gtfkbv5fs3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbgjf5ypc2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jaredjct.bsky.social/post/3mkbfuiqfvs2z</link><description>I am determined to slut it out tonight</description><pubDate>24 Apr 2026 20:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:k6b5gryw5tbvu2gtfkbv5fs3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbfuiqfvs2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jaredjct.bsky.social/post/3mkallrvmzk2b</link><description>I started lifting again btw&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>24 Apr 2026 13:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:k6b5gryw5tbvu2gtfkbv5fs3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkallrvmzk2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jaredjct.bsky.social/post/3mkal2rkpqs2l</link><description>happy furry frot friday</description><pubDate>24 Apr 2026 12:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:k6b5gryw5tbvu2gtfkbv5fs3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkal2rkpqs2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jaredjct.bsky.social/post/3mk7jy355vc2j</link><description>99 bottles of COCK on the wall</description><pubDate>24 Apr 2026 03:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:k6b5gryw5tbvu2gtfkbv5fs3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk7jy355vc2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jaredjct.bsky.social/post/3mk6n5t7g322a</link><description>I am being transported to a simpler time</description><pubDate>23 Apr 2026 18:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:k6b5gryw5tbvu2gtfkbv5fs3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6n5t7g322a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jaredjct.bsky.social/post/3mk6ghyhams2k</link><description>accidentally cutting is working because I am hungry and am too lazy to do anything about it</description><pubDate>23 Apr 2026 16:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:k6b5gryw5tbvu2gtfkbv5fs3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6ghyhams2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jaredjct.bsky.social/post/3mk5ylc4xyk2h</link><description>Every add on the train now is&#xA;&#xA;I will literally plagiarize for you! 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equity&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>22 Apr 2026 13:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:k6b5gryw5tbvu2gtfkbv5fs3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3lpcsaf22w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jaredjct.bsky.social/post/3mk3k75mckk2w</link><description>I just tried to fax something for the first time in my life because I work in the year 1987 and it won’t stop BEEPING and FAILING&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/wj64J8Bj2nYAAAAC/office-space-office-space-printer.gif?hh=270&amp;ww=480</description><pubDate>22 Apr 2026 12:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:k6b5gryw5tbvu2gtfkbv5fs3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3k75mckk2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jaredjct.bsky.social/post/3mk3hlqngzk2g</link><description>cops are morons in every aspect including putting their K9s on escalators</description><pubDate>22 Apr 2026 12:08 +0000</pubDate><guid 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