silly billyhttps://bsky.app/profile/fowlerism.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/fowlerism.bsky.social/post/3moyd2k4iek2jGood for Michael Caine, enjoying his retirement23 Jun 2026 21:15 +0000at://did:plc:kaihasl26a627kpuo7zgvduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3moyd2k4iek2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/fowlerism.bsky.social/post/3mm5fe4rwic24date: I grew up in Boston so I say "wicked" instead of "very" me: what a coincidence I got us tickets to very18 May 2026 17:24 +0000at://did:plc:kaihasl26a627kpuo7zgvduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5fe4rwic24https://bsky.app/profile/fowlerism.bsky.social/post/3lzqw6lmhf226[Me as a police detective] COP: My god, you just dropped that guy into a trash compactor! ME: Looks like he *dramatically putting on sunglasses* won't be testifying in the big trial oh wow I really messed up guys26 Sep 2025 16:47 +0000at://did:plc:kaihasl26a627kpuo7zgvduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzqw6lmhf226https://bsky.app/profile/fowlerism.bsky.social/post/3lfdormn4y22tMe: Should I eat burritos for the third night in a row Magic 8 Ball: MY REPLY IS NO Me: Burritos it is09 Jan 2025 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:kaihasl26a627kpuo7zgvduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfdormn4y22thttps://bsky.app/profile/fowlerism.bsky.social/post/3lyy3t6os3k26Why was U afraid of X? Cause X GON' GIVE IT TO U16 Sep 2025 19:51 +0000at://did:plc:kaihasl26a627kpuo7zgvduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyy3t6os3k26https://bsky.app/profile/fowlerism.bsky.social/post/3lbkzghtaf22dI like my coffee like I like my women: Full of human bones22 Nov 2024 22:24 +0000at://did:plc:kaihasl26a627kpuo7zgvduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbkzghtaf22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/fowlerism.bsky.social/post/3lsyuciaxe22fWIFE: Look I don't want to talk about this ME: Our marriage is in trouble, you can't just roll over and play dead, Sharon ALEXA: Okay, playing Ed Sheeran02 Jul 2025 18:38 +0000at://did:plc:kaihasl26a627kpuo7zgvduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsyuciaxe22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/fowlerism.bsky.social/post/3ls2ynd2pz22hF. SCOTT FITZGERALD: so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past TATTOO ARTIST: ...20 Jun 2025 21:36 +0000at://did:plc:kaihasl26a627kpuo7zgvduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls2ynd2pz22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/fowlerism.bsky.social/post/3lazcl3pn4e2yMy brother was in a class once and a guy who needed a piece of paper asked him "dude, can I borrow a slice of pape?" and that's how my brother met the coolest person who ever lived15 Nov 2024 21:20 +0000at://did:plc:kaihasl26a627kpuo7zgvduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lazcl3pn4e2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/fowlerism.bsky.social/post/3lkoshx6xmk27ME: *pistol in my belt* You think I can throw four silver dollars in the air and shoot them all? WIFE: *watching Friends* Whatever TV: 🎶 So no one told you life was gonna be this waaaay 🎶 ME: *throwing the coins*18 Mar 2025 23:17 +0000at://did:plc:kaihasl26a627kpuo7zgvduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkoshx6xmk27https://bsky.app/profile/fowlerism.bsky.social/post/3lazcqf5ute2yTHE ANAGRAM KILLER: If you ever want to see your family again, you have ten seconds to anagram the word... "dictation" ME: *sobbing* I can't do it15 Nov 2024 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:kaihasl26a627kpuo7zgvduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lazcqf5ute2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/fowlerism.bsky.social/post/3lfdormn4y22tMe: Should I eat burritos for the third night in a row Magic 8 Ball: MY REPLY IS NO Me: Burritos it is09 Jan 2025 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:kaihasl26a627kpuo7zgvduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfdormn4y22thttps://bsky.app/profile/fowlerism.bsky.social/post/3lez2w3r4pc2uME: Okay so, funny story, I thought "deadly sins" meant you had to do them or you die ST. PETER: Yeah we were all wondering05 Jan 2025 16:44 +0000at://did:plc:kaihasl26a627kpuo7zgvduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lez2w3r4pc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/fowlerism.bsky.social/post/3lerhm6alac2eFRIEND: It says here scientists have discovered the toughest man on Earth ME: Hold my beer. The cold is hurting my fingers02 Jan 2025 16:09 +0000at://did:plc:kaihasl26a627kpuo7zgvduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lerhm6alac2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/fowlerism.bsky.social/post/3ldqqykzye22z[hard-boiled detective voice-over] I arrived at the opossum's funeral -- nobody was buying it20 Dec 2024 15:59 +0000at://did:plc:kaihasl26a627kpuo7zgvduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldqqykzye22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/fowlerism.bsky.social/post/3ldcd7g4kw22a[Me as a Musketeer] *I chop the chandelier down with my sword and ride the rope up to the ceiling, then I'm just stuck up there*14 Dec 2024 22:15 +0000at://did:plc:kaihasl26a627kpuo7zgvduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldcd7g4kw22a