Off-Air Personality Ron on Shipwrecked Guy who published one short story I like tacos Be excellent to each other #ynwahttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3m66r7qqa2227If you live in North Korea, they teach you to hate the United States because they don’t want you to know that it’s a great place to live. This is the same thing that Fox News does when they tell red states to hate California.22 Nov 2025 02:36 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3m66r7qqa2227https://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lwsbuzarok23Remember when you asked someone to break a hundred and they were like oh what are you nuts? Now it’s like hey we still don't wanna do that but yeah, here’s your two Snickers bars.20 Aug 2025 01:33 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwsbuzarok23https://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lujdyahpas23Go listen to Coal Miner’s Daughter and realize that her father “earned a poor man’s dollar” and “raised 8 kids on a miner’s pay” and now tell me the economy isn’t fu@cked22 Jul 2025 01:26 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lujdyahpas23https://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lpic4tjox22ewhy aren’t there any TikTok challenges that challenge people not to be dumbasses?19 May 2025 00:14 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpic4tjox22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3loka57nevc2aIf your last name is Morejon and you name your son Les, I applaud you07 May 2025 01:19 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3loka57nevc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lo5pqn37yc2gWe cannot listen to every song at once, but we can listen to one song at once02 May 2025 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo5pqn37yc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lmvf7lp27s2gApril first is now the only day of the year that the news makes sense.16 Apr 2025 00:59 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmvf7lp27s2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lmqazitrzs2iI have no idea what they were talking about, but some people just walked by me and said, “you remember her and the dining room table debacle?" And I thought man there’s a Nancy Drew mystery ready to go..14 Apr 2025 00:00 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmqazitrzs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3llupvu6j522kI got the new Apple AirPods Pro because they have a hearing aid feature, but I have found that my favorite feature is the noise canceling03 Apr 2025 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3llupvu6j522khttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lkrhlvw57c2fWith probably the most games played in a season and one of the longest seasons in sports the need to refresh your skills and get back into the swing of things with spring training is questionable. You know who needs that? British television! I mean 3 shows then they’re off for 6 years20 Mar 2025 00:40 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkrhlvw57c2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lkoyeqys622iAbsolutely everything lives in my head rent free. I’m not collecting rent for any piece of info in my brain. Are you guys collecting somehow? How am I missing out on this? What are the tax implications?19 Mar 2025 01:03 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkoyeqys622ihttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lkoybgr44s2iWhat exactly does pay rent to live in your head?19 Mar 2025 01:01 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkoybgr44s2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3ljthvdwyn22hNice photo of you at the gym keeping that 20-year-old body fit and tight. What’s your secret?08 Mar 2025 02:26 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljthvdwyn22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lj2elomehc2tWith the world as it is right now, we could all use a little more MasterChef Australia, and a little less MasterChef USA26 Feb 2025 02:50 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj2elomehc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lil5r5npvk2yI don’t know how the states got their names but I’d like to think a bunch of people were fighting over land with one group saying “Fuck off this is Kansas” and another saying “Bitch, this is OUR Kansas!” And there you go20 Feb 2025 01:38 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lil5r5npvk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3liberfxxds2dI don’t really pay attention to what’s happening currently in New York City but I’m pretty sure the movie escape from New York is happening in Oakland16 Feb 2025 04:17 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3liberfxxds2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lhm6h7lq6k2bSo many people on Instagram are just minding their own business when suddenly THIS happened07 Feb 2025 17:58 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhm6h7lq6k2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lhflbk3rkk2iJust saw that a beer bottle was found at the deepest point in the ocean. I guess they should’ve made that submersible out of a beer bottle05 Feb 2025 02:59 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhflbk3rkk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lh3kvf3oes2kWe need to change the phrase “You’re throwing it away” to “ You’re throwing it over there”01 Feb 2025 03:25 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh3kvf3oes2khttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lgwmb3sih22gJust saw a commercial for a show on MTV and thought, damn, MTV still exists?30 Jan 2025 04:06 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgwmb3sih22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lgetwpwin22tThe differences in different sports is what makes it all fun. In soccer If you curse anywhere near a ref, you get a red card and R sent off. In hockey, you can beat the shit out of your opponents and accidentally knocked the ref upside the head and he’s like “go sit over in that box for two minutes”23 Jan 2025 02:36 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgetwpwin22thttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lg57lqtswc2bYou can’t get three day blinds in three days. FYI20 Jan 2025 01:43 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg57lqtswc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lfo7oec7lc2gI do love Taco Bell (sue me) but the Taco Bell on commercials is a lot nicer than the Taco Bell I go to. #fallingdown14 Jan 2025 02:35 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfo7oec7lc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lfo566sac22gThere’s a restaurant in my town that has a rifle above the door. I’m pretty sure this is where the protagonist is gonna go during the big showdown in our zombie apocalypse.14 Jan 2025 01:50 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfo566sac22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lfo4jtedwk2gI can’t tell you how many times I open a streaming service on my phone and it forces me to login and I’m like, which email did I use? What’s my password? I have no idea. Forget it close out. But they always remember how to bill me14 Jan 2025 01:38 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfo4jtedwk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lfe676vj722gU can have a limited music collection but with n amazing sound system in your house & all your friends come over to hear all your favorite records & listen with U and hang out. Or U can have every song that was ever created throughout history, all fed to tiny earbuds in ur head that only U can hear10 Jan 2025 02:42 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfe676vj722ghttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3leskr5ja622r“The hands that built the country we’re always trying to keep out” - If you haven’t heard American Land by Bruce Springsteen go have a listen. It should be our national anthem03 Jan 2025 02:38 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3leskr5ja622rhttps://bsky.app/profile/thekevinthomas.bsky.social/post/3lesivpbkmc2rI don’t think most people who post videos on Instagram with captions that start with “POV” know what “POV” stands for03 Jan 2025 02:05 +0000at://did:plc:kd2sol4v7lhbwknxt4v4yo4l/app.bsky.feed.post/3lesivpbkmc2r