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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>average against the machine</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social</link><title>@schooley.bsky.social - Schooley</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mww4rjdzjc2c</link><description>Picking up some Boss Baby vibes.</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 19:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mww4rjdzjc2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mww3mmv5mk2j</link><description>In retrospect, it’s kind of incredible that Elon Musk couldn’t resist juicing Grok’s racism, even if was at the expense of the autonomous thinky machine fiction he’s selling. ￼</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 19:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mww3mmv5mk2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwvzpwshbs2j</link><description>He’s just going to keep announcing exciting new vaporware every day for the next month.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 18:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvzpwshbs2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwvzi47bys2j</link><description>I feel like we’re so close to Fox News bitching, “So he has a stroke every 10 days, so what?”</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 18:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvzi47bys2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwvyvkqezc2j</link><description>Finally realized what Natalie Harp’s role really evokes for me.&#xA;https://static.klipy.com/ii/39f2394ae36df6e199be9eb7c9fa1012/c2/35/hEbxHLwl.gif?hh=261&amp;ww=498&amp;mp4=MDleo2Jf445rAv5sUH3&amp;webm=cq3qX9l45m8UNc4WT</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 18:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvyvkqezc2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwvpujiiis2c</link><description>Is this really just about protecting the human consciousness behind it from legal liability?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 15:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvpujiiis2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwvpjcrv322c</link><description>I can&#39;t shake the feeling that Elon Musk returning to government service will be as catastrophic as Donald Trump returning. Democrats and the media not spotlighting his ongoing public racism and watching him to just Irish goodbye from all the damage of DOGE is going to haunt this country.</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 15:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvpjcrv322c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwvp4j3ksc2c</link><description>I mean, it&#39;s not like defeating the Nazis is considered a big one for the WAR DEPARTMENT or anything, understandable he&#39;d skip over that.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 15:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvp4j3ksc2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwvnrxmo6c22</link><description>Any chance downward revisions on previous job numbers are held until, say, November 4th I wonder.</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 15:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvnrxmo6c22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwvno7jye222</link><description>He snooze, we lose.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 15:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvno7jye222</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwvkjbhfss2c</link><description>Seems fundamentally unfair that men whose most honed skill is golfing with clients make so much more money than these guys.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 14:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvkjbhfss2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwvi62lzp22c</link><description>Is it just me or does the quote make no sense?</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 13:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvi62lzp22c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwvhzjprds2s</link><description>JD Vance having a big think on how to artfully shit on his wife again.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 13:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvhzjprds2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwvhsmymtk2s</link><description>Bet he was smiling.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 13:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvhsmymtk2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwvhaad4zs2c</link><description>&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 13:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvhaad4zs2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwufcrdi4s2y</link><description>Trump loves campaigning when he is talking about how great he is. He hates it when it means having to say anything nice about any other politician (international strongmen excluded.) Midterms are brutal on him.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 03:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwufcrdi4s2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwueyebz2s2y</link><description>Look, if Mike wants to cut retirees a check for everything they put into it with the appropriate interest we could have that discussion I guess.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 03:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwueyebz2s2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwueqgoqlk2y</link><description>I wonder if there&#39;s going to be a move away from all business decisions made to please Donald Trump In about a month from now.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 02:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwueqgoqlk2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwuekcu6cs2y</link><description>Republicans would definitely run Patrick Bateman.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 02:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwuekcu6cs2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwu6az3cgk24</link><description>No beardos or weirdos?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 01:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwu6az3cgk24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwtv2zoyd22h</link><description>I’m just not sure you can run as the outsider who will fix everything after 6 years in office.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>01 Oct 2026 22:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwtv2zoyd22h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwtt2gt3r22h</link><description>Someone really didn’t get the memo.</description><pubDate>01 Oct 2026 21:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwtt2gt3r22h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwtsvck63c2h</link><pubDate>01 Oct 2026 21:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwtsvck63c2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwtrx7ih3k2h</link><description>I’m not sure I worry about Ai going rogue as much as it doing exactly what the sociopathic miscreants profiting from it tell it to do.</description><pubDate>01 Oct 2026 21:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwtrx7ih3k2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3mwtqk3wqts2m</link><description>The faces of complicity.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>01 Oct 2026 20:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwtqk3wqts2m</guid></item></channel></rss>