Mom, dog mom, wife, good friend. I paralegal for a living. Sports, documentaries, good food, books. Poli Sci UMaine. Miami Dolphins. Tampa Bay Lightning. Pro Democracy. 📚🐾 🐬⚡️💙https://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3muip53ppcc2iTalk about fucking around and finding out. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 00:39 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muip53ppcc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3mtmyfarv6c2wHey everyone here’s our President crashing out again. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Aug 2026 00:10 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmyfarv6c2whttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3mtgj6hyybs2mLFG! [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Aug 2026 10:22 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtgj6hyybs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3mnphi5kazk2kAre the nostrils flaring because he needs oxygen or are flames about to come out? Hard to tell. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jun 2026 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnphi5kazk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3mng6cuogv226He’s such a pussy ass whiny bitch. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Jun 2026 22:37 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mng6cuogv226https://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3mkxhvza6fs25Of all the things that never happen, this never happens the most. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 15:28 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxhvza6fs25https://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3mkbqgzsx5k2eWe might be getting close here. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Apr 2026 00:02 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbqgzsx5k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3mk4tv26jlc2qAh ha ha ha ha ha ha 🤣 [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Apr 2026 01:20 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk4tv26jlc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3mjx7vmaiz22e🏆🏆 [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Apr 2026 19:40 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjx7vmaiz22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3mizgre7pac2lOk, so this totally wins today. 😭😭 [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Apr 2026 23:23 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mizgre7pac2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3mikbhjuxy22hSeems bad. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Apr 2026 22:38 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mikbhjuxy22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3mijr4yhfp22x💯💯💯 [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Apr 2026 17:45 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mijr4yhfp22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3mhxgaqjqhs2kI can’t believe we have to listen to this for another +2.5 years. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Mar 2026 10:43 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhxgaqjqhs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3mhvcqb7k2s2cFinally, some good news. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Mar 2026 14:35 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhvcqb7k2s2chttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3mh7khly4ss2zJust getting more batshit crazy by the day. [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Mar 2026 22:54 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh7khly4ss2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3mguodw3a5k2o“Stoping” [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Mar 2026 15:05 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mguodw3a5k2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3mfcrzh5qc22nI love to see it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Feb 2026 18:57 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfcrzh5qc22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3mfclq7malk2t10/10 suggestion right here: [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Feb 2026 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfclq7malk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3mdyopils622mHe’s such a little bitch. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Feb 2026 01:06 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdyopils622mhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3mdgf2tpox22tLMAO 🤣🤣 [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jan 2026 18:26 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdgf2tpox22thttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3md7j3crqys27Not today I won’t. 😢😡😤😩 [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Jan 2026 00:49 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3md7j3crqys27https://bsky.app/profile/aprilaprilbobapril.bsky.social/post/3mczspb6y5k2yReminds you of an Oompa Loompa, yes? [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Jan 2026 18:25 +0000at://did:plc:kdui3rykoensbfxfiqejegbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mczspb6y5k2y