I swear to god you sons of bitches better be acting normal (if I should be following you and I'm not, DM and I'll fix that) Banner image by https://@gadzooksbazooka.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mrvipcoiq22dWhen I saw Donna Mills' name in a headline, I was expecting an obit and not this. Go the fuck off, Queen30 Jul 2026 22:33 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrvipcoiq22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mrsroriooc2gIt's not often that a customer is flagrantly insulting about the fact that I speak with a pronounced southern accent but literally every time it's happened in the last year, it's been someone with a billing address in Portland, Oregon29 Jul 2026 20:36 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsroriooc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mrnbrkd5ok2rThe sex criminal to Israel supporter pipeline remains unbroken [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 16:08 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrnbrkd5ok2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mrkvx7xpbc2rIt's not often I will stand up for my generation but I just saw an insta post where millennials are taking credit for the rumor that Marilyn Manson had two rows of ribs removed so he could stuck his own dick and that is Gen X's one accomplishment and you won't take it away from us26 Jul 2026 17:31 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrkvx7xpbc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mrfmou63y22dWhen did he become a Republican and was there any correlation between that decision and the decision to start sexually grooming the child he eventually married? [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jul 2026 15:02 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfmou63y22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mrdv4p4pz22cShit [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Jul 2026 22:28 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdv4p4pz22chttps://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mqxek6hdzc2vLook how cute this little guy was18 Jul 2026 22:59 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxek6hdzc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mqx44yqins2v18 Jul 2026 20:28 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqx44yqins2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mqrtkdoji227Fuck an APGAR, lemme see your baby do a vlookup on a shared screen [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Jul 2026 18:12 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqrtkdoji227https://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mqmsvec6cc2rAverage English town name14 Jul 2026 18:17 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqmsvec6cc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mqmlvsyfwc2rDie of reah [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jul 2026 16:12 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqmlvsyfwc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mqlemanmm22sBought a six rack of Publix cupcakes tonight because I'm ready to party14 Jul 2026 04:28 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqlemanmm22shttps://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mq7xpskox22xThis looks just like a Sean Brock menu, it's fine [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Jul 2026 15:38 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq7xpskox22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mq6oay7wz22aChris asked me to post the following statement: "even though i haven't been online to be publicly correct, i have always had the correct opinions about graham platner"09 Jul 2026 03:16 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq6oay7wz22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mq63gdogzs24Chris made a delivery to the Air Force base today08 Jul 2026 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq63gdogzs24https://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mpz5r652pc2sThis is my new religion [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Jul 2026 22:38 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpz5r652pc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mpwp2cwk222lI am only ever getting married if John Waters performs my wedding [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Jul 2026 23:09 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpwp2cwk222lhttps://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mptkezijhk2oIs this a safe place to make a joke about fantasizing about Thurgood Marshall dismantling Clarence Thomas with a pickax and a smile on his sainted face?04 Jul 2026 17:08 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mptkezijhk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mpqwnyhj5c2fIncredible things happening in the transvestigation community03 Jul 2026 16:09 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpqwnyhj5c2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mpmaxsg4ws24Stop fucking playing games with me [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Jul 2026 19:31 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpmaxsg4ws24https://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mpm4fjocvs24Not sure what's going on but congrats to Doctor Congo, we all knew you could do it01 Jul 2026 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpm4fjocvs24https://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mp2ffsbuik2nLeaving my customer on hold for the entire policy-approved 2 minutes because they're playing George Strait on the hold queue24 Jun 2026 17:02 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp2ffsbuik2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mol5qqnnx222You can tell we're in a recession because the sandwich shops have all taken down their "nobody wants to work anymore" signs18 Jun 2026 15:35 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mol5qqnnx222https://bsky.app/profile/fannyomaha.bsky.social/post/3mofzsokvik2a@peezkyweezky.bsky.social happy birthday, pal!16 Jun 2026 14:41 +0000at://did:plc:kelbcakavetzuj6rizg37bf4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mofzsokvik2a