Motto: Wow. That really snuck up on me. https://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mlcaozl3rc2iOne of my greatest accomplishments is that I’ve been at my job for 8 years and in all that time, I’ve only let 4 hours of paid leave roll into extended sick leave.07 May 2026 22:18 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcaozl3rc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mla2mlpymc2hMartha Wells, Ann Leckie, and Becky Chambers all coming out with books this year makes me feel so lucky to have two eyes, a library card, and a little free time.07 May 2026 01:24 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mla2mlpymc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3ml6scxuemk2sStarbucks forgot to put any chai in my chai latte. They served me warm steamed milk water.06 May 2026 13:23 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6scxuemk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3ml4fywwy522uToday in inscrutable post-its I find on my desk: update pants? Everything on Monday. No wait, Tuesday. I don’t know, man.05 May 2026 14:37 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4fywwy522uhttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3ml2kagy2j22jCool cool. In laws are back in town and staying with us for a funeral and they’re both coughing their heads off.04 May 2026 20:48 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2kagy2j22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mkyiuaiats2iSometimes I think about that slower Decks episode where that planet got replicators. Destroying capitalism with one invention. Making rich people irrelevant in a single day.04 May 2026 01:18 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyiuaiats2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mkxwtyuppk2eEating a bunch of donuts and then doing yard work outside in the heat was a Bad Idea.03 May 2026 19:55 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxwtyuppk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mkvlx3s7g22nDid some gardening and then thought, weird—I’m really hungry. Then I remembered that all I’ve eaten today is one (1) blueberry muffin.02 May 2026 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvlx3s7g22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mkvlcerwjc2nWait is this also related to how when people say hi and use my name, I panic and can’t remember any human names but most especially not theirs so I just never use anyone’s name ever? [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvlcerwjc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mkvki5ri4s2nShe’s so gorgeous! Is she ever going to stop getting bigger? Am I supposed to be pruning her?02 May 2026 21:09 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvki5ri4s2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mkv52w7ge222E: Can someone get me something to eat for lunch? Me: My keys are over there. You can borrow my car. E: 😨 She has yet to drive on her own since she finally passed her driving test. I was so ready to jump in the car and run any errand after I got my license at her age!02 May 2026 17:09 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkv52w7ge222https://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mktekjsrzk24I made homemade crunch wrap supremes. Almost over cooked but very tasty.02 May 2026 00:17 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktekjsrzk24https://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mkqwvogh5c2xWe’ve been doing so much better with food waste than we used to but I’ve not been feeling well a lot this past week or two and didn’t cook as much as I intended and I let about $15 worth of chicken go bad. I’m so mad.01 May 2026 01:08 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqwvogh5c2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mkpxe2whb225The absolute joy of finding candy in your purse when you really need it.30 Apr 2026 15:43 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkpxe2whb225https://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mkiqesnhok2xI’m a little exhausted from talking to go-getters at work today. Just chill, man.27 Apr 2026 18:50 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkiqesnhok2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mkijoutmb227Hell yeah! Calling Becky Chambers fans! @jaimekay.bsky.social https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/24652209127 Apr 2026 16:50 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkijoutmb227https://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mkg3xo2xzc2kWe’re rewatching Superstore and I’m just so impressed at how many 2-second visual gags they throw into this show.26 Apr 2026 17:39 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkg3xo2xzc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mkeeil7zo22aEnid tornado path. I think a wizard must live in this neighborhood.26 Apr 2026 01:06 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkeeil7zo22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mkaojuo4hk2pMe: I’m sorry, I’m terrible with names. Them: Oh yeah me too. I’m much better with faces. Me: Yeah I’m terrible with faces too. I basically wander through a fog meeting everyone for the first time.24 Apr 2026 13:55 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkaojuo4hk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mk4j27fib22oCalling out slug bugs when I’m alone because I have to train so I don’t get slaughtered when I’m out with my family.22 Apr 2026 22:07 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk4j27fib22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mjzayk6pok2sI *think* a lot of my flowers came back. Most of them were killed by a stupid vine last year. These don’t look like weeds but we’ll see! I have a little bee house and bee watering cups. Trying for a big wild pollinator garden.21 Apr 2026 15:04 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzayk6pok2shttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mjxffhggcs2qWell. E ran a stop sign and got too close to a pedestrian on her test, so she won’t be driving on her own just yet. https://media.tenor.com/V5fp5skvSVsAAAAC/alicia-silverstone-cher.gif?hh=220&ww=24420 Apr 2026 21:18 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjxffhggcs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mjurabctvc2pMe: I need to read something lighter. Also me: Ooh my library finally got a copy of this academic book about how control of the woman’s body is directly related to the rise of capitalism, both in feudal Europe and globally today.19 Apr 2026 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjurabctvc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mjs2pl7xkk2bShe’s 16 today. ❤️😭18 Apr 2026 18:23 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjs2pl7xkk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mjisuwxyj22lNew glasses came in! Pair Eyewear— the ones where you can change the look with magnetic toppers. This is one of only two frames they have in extra large and they barely fit. Giant ogre sized head.15 Apr 2026 02:09 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjisuwxyj22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mjiqtxuokk2fShit. Did I just get struck by lightning?15 Apr 2026 01:33 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjiqtxuokk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mjfv6ht4222cI think I’m due for an oil change soon. Let me check my sticker…13 Apr 2026 22:12 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjfv6ht4222chttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mjfkeqd3ms2vI was doing cryptograms on my phone and got E-E—- —-E -A- A ——- Well just so happens Every Rose Has a Thorn has been in my head all day. So record time on that one!13 Apr 2026 18:59 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjfkeqd3ms2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/tallulahshark.bsky.social/post/3mjepw54g6224Well that’s the second stress dream I’ve had about forgetting to pack important things for our vacation in two months. Guess it’s time to start the packing list. I’m this one a flash mob of girl ninjas descended on my car. That’ll make you miss some things.13 Apr 2026 11:06 +0000at://did:plc:kgthyumhrsnjftwvf3otczbw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjepw54g6224