Ex Twitter user I follow backhttps://bsky.app/profile/kz6.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/kz6.bsky.social/post/3lcdy7rkhys2pThe 3 stages of life: Wanting stuff. Accumulating stuff. Getting rid of stuff.02 Dec 2024 20:39 +0000at://did:plc:khktgar3fpmxka6flauhjgot/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcdy7rkhys2phttps://bsky.app/profile/kz6.bsky.social/post/3lbl3rsz26s2eSalons always have hair on the floor. Garages always have oil on the floor. Banks, what is your problem?22 Nov 2024 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:khktgar3fpmxka6flauhjgot/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbl3rsz26s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/kz6.bsky.social/post/3lbkpcjetbc22They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye every month. I think it’s in a committed relationship with my bills! 💸22 Nov 2024 19:23 +0000at://did:plc:khktgar3fpmxka6flauhjgot/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbkpcjetbc22https://bsky.app/profile/kz6.bsky.social/post/3lbhyd6p6vk2tIf you think nobody cares about you, try missing one car payment. Instant celebrity.21 Nov 2024 17:26 +0000at://did:plc:khktgar3fpmxka6flauhjgot/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbhyd6p6vk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/kz6.bsky.social/post/3lbfzfwr3o225It’s called ‘meal prepping’ because you’re emotionally preparing to eat the same sad lunch for 5 days.20 Nov 2024 22:40 +0000at://did:plc:khktgar3fpmxka6flauhjgot/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbfzfwr3o225https://bsky.app/profile/kz6.bsky.social/post/3lbcq2qq36c2iWhy do we always check the fridge every 5 minutes? It’s like hoping for a snack miracle! 🍕🤔✨19 Nov 2024 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:khktgar3fpmxka6flauhjgot/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbcq2qq36c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/kz6.bsky.social/post/3lbcj3bu5z226Why do we call it 'rush hour' when nothing moves? Shouldn’t it be called 'crawl hour'? 🚗🐢😂19 Nov 2024 13:10 +0000at://did:plc:khktgar3fpmxka6flauhjgot/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbcj3bu5z226https://bsky.app/profile/kz6.bsky.social/post/3lbcgdnxbps2iI ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know which one comes first. 🐔🥚📦😂19 Nov 2024 12:21 +0000at://did:plc:khktgar3fpmxka6flauhjgot/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbcgdnxbps2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/kz6.bsky.social/post/3lbbensruos2yWhy do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are weak? It’s like yelling at a microwave to hurry up—totally effective! 📺🔋😂"19 Nov 2024 02:18 +0000at://did:plc:khktgar3fpmxka6flauhjgot/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbbensruos2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/kz6.bsky.social/post/3lb5oryrf4c2eMy first Post on Blue Sky 🦋17 Nov 2024 15:09 +0000at://did:plc:khktgar3fpmxka6flauhjgot/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb5oryrf4c2e