Children’s author. Monster hunter. Mentor for Writers’ Block North East and BFI Academy Teesside. Extremely unreliable narrator. theUnbelievableJamesHarris.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesharris.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesharris.bsky.social/post/3myxoyhcf5k24I’m basic Jaws Alien The Thing K-pop Demon Hunters [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Oct 2026 21:28 +0000at://did:plc:ki4woaba5o7emvkd6ef5s4gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3myxoyhcf5k24https://bsky.app/profile/jamesharris.bsky.social/post/3mxzhe44nds26One afternoon selling burglar alarms door to door. I quite quit before it was fashionable. In the end it was a nice walk with very little actual ringing of doorbells. [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Oct 2026 20:51 +0000at://did:plc:ki4woaba5o7emvkd6ef5s4gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxzhe44nds26https://bsky.app/profile/jamesharris.bsky.social/post/3mxy3qffra22hAlways a joy to find your book in a secondhand book shop. And then to find the page you definitely signed has been removed to save everyone’s blushes 🧑‍🍳💋16 Oct 2026 07:50 +0000at://did:plc:ki4woaba5o7emvkd6ef5s4gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxy3qffra22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesharris.bsky.social/post/3mxmir2umgk2xMy 9 books - Might not be the ones I’d choose to read today but they have all been SO influential on what I write and probably on how I think and act so blame these books is what I’m saying I guess11 Oct 2026 17:12 +0000at://did:plc:ki4woaba5o7emvkd6ef5s4gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxmir2umgk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesharris.bsky.social/post/3mxa4zk4vbs2vOctober monster 1: The Goast Obviously the Goast is part goat, part ghost. Less obviously it’s also part toast, so it’s scary, and loud, but also delicious with a number of toppings both sweet and savoury. (The apple prompt didn’t work for me so I used Morktober prompt - goat) #inktober202606 Oct 2026 19:10 +0000at://did:plc:ki4woaba5o7emvkd6ef5s4gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxa4zk4vbs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesharris.bsky.social/post/3mvmmu7k2mk25DO YOU WANT TO WRITE A NOVEL? Do you want to meet top literary agents? Can you make it to 7 workshops in Middlesbrough over a year? Join us: www.writersblocknortheast.com/wbne16 Sep 2026 07:34 +0000at://did:plc:ki4woaba5o7emvkd6ef5s4gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvmmu7k2mk25https://bsky.app/profile/jamesharris.bsky.social/post/3mure3cpd6c2lReform voters unleashed [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Sep 2026 11:16 +0000at://did:plc:ki4woaba5o7emvkd6ef5s4gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mure3cpd6c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesharris.bsky.social/post/3mubwuo22ts2kPost your getaway vehicle [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Aug 2026 08:09 +0000at://did:plc:ki4woaba5o7emvkd6ef5s4gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mubwuo22ts2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesharris.bsky.social/post/3msbl4chcl22hNo cheating post your Lock Screen [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Aug 2026 17:48 +0000at://did:plc:ki4woaba5o7emvkd6ef5s4gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3msbl4chcl22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesharris.bsky.social/post/3msaxwsgq2c2jThe Ana and Din mysteries are AWESOME [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Aug 2026 12:05 +0000at://did:plc:ki4woaba5o7emvkd6ef5s4gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3msaxwsgq2c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesharris.bsky.social/post/3mrtrt6qqvc2iFilm you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jul 2026 06:11 +0000at://did:plc:ki4woaba5o7emvkd6ef5s4gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrtrt6qqvc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesharris.bsky.social/post/3mrg5enw5ts2rThe Red Pony by John Steinbeck. Made me hate John Steinbeck and all books about red ponies and all red ponies. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jul 2026 20:01 +0000at://did:plc:ki4woaba5o7emvkd6ef5s4gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrg5enw5ts2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesharris.bsky.social/post/3mquebevwec2lThree men go fishing [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Jul 2026 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:ki4woaba5o7emvkd6ef5s4gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mquebevwec2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesharris.bsky.social/post/3mqly5yyqak2m12 year old me spent a lot of time trying to draw like Don Martin [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jul 2026 10:18 +0000at://did:plc:ki4woaba5o7emvkd6ef5s4gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqly5yyqak2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesharris.bsky.social/post/3mqcywwi7ls2hfive living writers that you've read five books by each Lee Child Joe Abercrombie Grant Morrison George Saunders Robert Jackson Bennett [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Jul 2026 20:38 +0000at://did:plc:ki4woaba5o7emvkd6ef5s4gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqcywwi7ls2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesharris.bsky.social/post/3mqah6wf6zk2fI am getting tired of disabling AI baloney but here we go again… [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Jul 2026 20:15 +0000at://did:plc:ki4woaba5o7emvkd6ef5s4gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqah6wf6zk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesharris.bsky.social/post/3mosgann6xc2pAbout to read Mac Barnett’s apparently controversial book about children’s literature. Let’s see what all the fuss was about!21 Jun 2026 12:56 +0000at://did:plc:ki4woaba5o7emvkd6ef5s4gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mosgann6xc2p