writer, director, novelist, and least importantly - father.https://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3mts5piksps2iWhat’s the worst title for a movie of all time and why is it The Dog Stars?24 Aug 2026 01:29 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3mts5piksps2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3msvgyi4xps22Just think if Trump had ended the Iran War 6 days ago the U.S. would have saved the $12 billion to buy The Los Angeles Lakers.12 Aug 2026 15:28 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvgyi4xps22https://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3mrqca42qmk2uThis looks like it’s from the opening credits of Watchmen.28 Jul 2026 20:54 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrqca42qmk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3mrpotlydjk22Has Emily Wilson weighed in on the new Spider-Man movie yet?28 Jul 2026 15:07 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrpotlydjk22https://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3mqwg7cbjns2qBREAKING: Donald Trump has accepted a Memorandum of Understanding with the Greeks, who have agreed to cease their attack against Troy and donate a statue to his Presidential Library.18 Jul 2026 13:56 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqwg7cbjns2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3mo4r2kfp2s2mOh great The Barenaked Ladies now have to update the song to “If I Had $1,000,000,000,000.”12 Jun 2026 22:11 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo4r2kfp2s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3mnyd5gpfms2fThe Knicks are the Nithya Raman of the NBA.11 Jun 2026 03:51 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnyd5gpfms2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3mmzlyeh6as2cFind yourself someone who loves you as much as conservatives hate vegans for some reason.29 May 2026 22:37 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmzlyeh6as2chttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3mmphbsyxgs2qTrump’s favorite movie is FIGHT CLUB because of the part where you’re supposed to start a fight with someone and let them win.25 May 2026 21:46 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmphbsyxgs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3mfwpdbvq4c2oKids say the darndest things! This morning my 10 year-old told me that Punch the monkey is merely a PSYOP by the CIA meant to distract from the war in Iran. 🤪28 Feb 2026 17:02 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfwpdbvq4c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3meabto3vx22dThe new commercial where a bunch of USA Winter Olympians want coffee IN ITALY so they order Starbucks is maybe the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.07 Feb 2026 01:37 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3meabto3vx22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3mciqpt23h22dLook if there’s one thing we can all agree on it’s that we need more podcasts where celebrities interview each other.15 Jan 2026 23:34 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3mciqpt23h22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3m7pxkjehf22hI’ve watched @cbsmornings.bsky.social for years but since they’ve transitioned to fluff pieces on Trump crushing it as host of the Kennedy Center Honors and RFK still being in great shape doing pull-ups, I think I’m switching to @todayshow.com until Comcast is ultimately sold to Saudi Arabia.11 Dec 2025 16:10 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7pxkjehf22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3lvoxlzrlrk22I’m really starting to regret naming my daughter Ghislaine.06 Aug 2025 00:26 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvoxlzrlrk22https://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3lt5vbfua2c2nLIVE FREE OR DIE HARD is not a 4th of July movie!04 Jul 2025 18:39 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt5vbfua2c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3lrb64rogrk2dMy cousin joined the Marines because he wanted to see the Westfield Century City Mall.10 Jun 2025 15:05 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrb64rogrk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3lr5bsafe222wCoverage of the LA protests has preempted “Eva Longoria: Searching For Spain” on CNN and I am PISSED.09 Jun 2025 02:00 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr5bsafe222whttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3logn55hs3s2eHappy May The 5th Element!05 May 2025 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3logn55hs3s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3lmxgrabcrc2cMy daughter just told me she's been so inspired this week and when she grows up she wants to sue a convent of nuns and I think I accidentally sent her the wrong Katy Perry article.16 Apr 2025 20:32 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmxgrabcrc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3lmf4wi3n7s2kI don’t know why Donald Trump thinks this situation will just work itself out just because every other situation he’s ever been in has just worked itself out.09 Apr 2025 13:48 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmf4wi3n7s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3libejxytqs2mFind yourself someone who loves you as much as SNL loves SNL.16 Feb 2025 04:13 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3libejxytqs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3lh6cfdkw7s2qWow Trump just traded Luka Dončić to the Lakers.02 Feb 2025 05:31 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh6cfdkw7s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3lh5mlsodik2aI kinda miss when Trump just played golf on Saturday.01 Feb 2025 23:01 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh5mlsodik2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3lh4o24b2gk2tTrump just put a 40% tariff on all French musicals sung in Spanish.01 Feb 2025 13:54 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh4o24b2gk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3lh3k5g2tsk2bI miss Biden.01 Feb 2025 03:12 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh3k5g2tsk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3lgtsjppto225I hope Trump goes after the Interstate Highway System next. I'm sick and tired of unappreciative Americans using them to go to and fro all willy nilly.29 Jan 2025 01:21 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgtsjppto225https://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3lgtmhdsvzk2rI'm really starting to regret naming my dog Justin Barkdoni.28 Jan 2025 23:32 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgtmhdsvzk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3lgstci3oqk23I for one support Donald Trump’s mandate to run this country into the ground.28 Jan 2025 16:02 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgstci3oqk23https://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3lglmp4hgek2mFrom watching so much Hell’s Kitchen I really thought risotto was going to be a bigger part of my life.25 Jan 2025 19:15 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3lglmp4hgek2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetoddberger.bsky.social/post/3lgg2ilvrfs2mEvery time I check back in on Twitter.23 Jan 2025 14:06 +0000at://did:plc:kihkiuutmouhxo7hytzks7za/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgg2ilvrfs2m