Full Stack Dev. ANTIFIFA. Currently clean on OPSEC.https://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mzb2bumnjc2hInstall Unsloth Desktop and run Ling 3.0 Tiny. Should run on any half-decent laptop and it's actually not too bad for summarizing, translations or web search. Everytime you use that, you give them nothing. No data, no ad revenue. Nothing. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Nov 2026 14:44 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzb2bumnjc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mxwog6ashs2sThere's still beauty in the world. Watch "Everybody to Kenmure Street" if you can. https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/everybody_to_kenmure_street15 Oct 2026 18:19 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxwog6ashs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mwyesd7lmk2bI deserve a $60 Rioja because I didn't shout at people during the stand-up meeting even though they totally deserved it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Oct 2026 17:07 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwyesd7lmk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mw4657fqjc2w*bu-bump* Something's wrong. The sensors reported an obstruction. Thinking... I can't see any obstructions, let me back up a bit to get a clear picture. *bu-bump* Thinking... Got it! I drove over a kid. But wait, the kid is already dead. Let me drive around it. AGI is here 🎉22 Sep 2026 11:54 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw4657fqjc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mvpuugwjd224Nobody: OpenAI: There's a massive bug in our unreleased Software, let's post it on our website.17 Sep 2026 14:36 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvpuugwjd224https://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3muaoeh24pc2sIf Venezuela ramped up production back to the year 2000 levels (3m barrels / day), it would take 60 years to produce 65 billion barrels.29 Aug 2026 20:04 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3muaoeh24pc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mtp7pj6vqk2tYeah, this guy thinks the "Bond Market" is the MI6, because of James Bond. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Aug 2026 21:27 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtp7pj6vqk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mryyorf7ek2tI had a Mitch Hedberg joke, but it didn't age well [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Aug 2026 07:57 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mryyorf7ek2thttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mrurwjfofk2wChuck Grassley is 92 years old and yet they call it a "hearing".30 Jul 2026 15:46 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrurwjfofk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mrip3dxumc2lGuys, fuck Ozempic, right? Just go to prison for "hours" and lose 6-8 pounds.25 Jul 2026 20:23 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrip3dxumc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mqkcyp72xs2gAnd his death doesn't change that. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Jul 2026 18:27 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqkcyp72xs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mp7asr4gvk2mNEW: Athletes and Fans upset - IOC introduces hydration breaks in high jump26 Jun 2026 15:23 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp7asr4gvk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mnzifyxe7c2yMy prediction for the SpaceX IPO: It'll go up on day 1 even though it's ridiculously overvalued. Because with OpenAI and Anthropic following along, this is too big to fail. This HAS to be a success and everyone's too deep in it. And within a year, it'll be worth shit. I'll be quoting this soon.11 Jun 2026 14:58 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnzifyxe7c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mn3mqo572c2uThese are 2500 people (Zürich, today). So next time Tommy talks about 3 million, imagine this times 1200 and say what the fuck, Tommy?30 May 2026 17:56 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn3mqo572c2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mmvpd6qyg22y0118 999 88199 9119 725 3 but I can't remember my credit card's PIN.28 May 2026 09:26 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmvpd6qyg22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mmgewzvgt225You still have an X account and are not following @gothburz.bsky.social there? You're using the internet wrong.22 May 2026 07:10 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmgewzvgt225https://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mlvdxkedas2pLei Jun, the CEO of Xiaomi, will probably hang this one framed in his office. Xiaomi is on track to destroy Tesla. The SU7 is basically a Model S for the price of a Model 3. Coming to Europe in 2027. And Elon was like "dude, where am I?"15 May 2026 12:37 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvdxkedas2phttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3ml6aotfupc2hOf course I don't have beef with RFK Jr. That doesn't look like beef at all.06 May 2026 08:08 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6aotfupc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mkg5y7buc222Nazi apologists are building bunkers. They will feel pretty stupid when they finish reading the story down there.26 Apr 2026 18:15 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkg5y7buc222https://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mkfdv6u7ik2fSay about Piers Morgan what you will, but his skills in setting somebody up for self-dissection are unmatched. I'm starting to think that his bigotry may just be an act to get those idiots behind a mic.26 Apr 2026 10:28 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkfdv6u7ik2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mk6rasvnxs2yput it in your curry, but be aware that, from this point on, it’s a bit of a stretch to call it a curry. [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Apr 2026 19:39 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6rasvnxs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mjorppkfqs2fIt's certainly not AI generated, I'll give you that. Pro-Tip: Removing the price tags from the wide variety of hunting rifles you took from a store adds to the illusion.17 Apr 2026 11:04 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjorppkfqs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3miwbydmk5k2fPlease tell me this shit has "written and produced by Nathan Fielder" in the credits...07 Apr 2026 17:19 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwbydmk5k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mijxzgypck2gThis is basically why I don't like "The Traitors": Ok, one got banished, but now they're just going to recruit another traitor. So what's the point? And by "The Traitors" I mean the Trump administration.02 Apr 2026 19:49 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mijxzgypck2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mhiuobfp5k2hI wonder if God goes to hell now, or does Chuck Norris show mercy?20 Mar 2026 15:51 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhiuobfp5k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mhg2ya3zyc25Reading a lot of "if you can't afford gas, buy an EV" posts these days and they sound a little bit Antoinettey tbh19 Mar 2026 13:06 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhg2ya3zyc25https://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mgkszsrgc22jI'm incredibly productive when I should be doing my taxes but do other things instead.08 Mar 2026 17:02 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgkszsrgc22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mgabdkhydk2gDon't just cancel your subscription.04 Mar 2026 12:18 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgabdkhydk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cweb.bsky.social/post/3mfz2esgno22xIf the only video you've shared in the past 24 hours is the one of a burning luxury hotel in Dubai because you think "oh no, not the rich people!?": Give yourself a paper cut between the toes and go swimming. You need to feel yourself again.01 Mar 2026 15:25 +0000at://did:plc:kkqljcgiapxadjbms67psjoz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfz2esgno22x