I’m Dan and I make toys and nonsense for a living.https://bsky.app/profile/deathbytoys.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbytoys.bsky.social/post/3lwzzd5woxs2rCelebrating friendship just got easier with these bracelets.23 Aug 2025 03:21 +0000at://did:plc:kmsbphaldhccwc6rw3lpms5k/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwzzd5woxs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbytoys.bsky.social/post/3lro3godjb22aNow you can be a big boy too by throwing yourself your very own military parade! Just line these little guys up and you'll be feeling like mommy's special little guy in no time.15 Jun 2025 18:21 +0000at://did:plc:kmsbphaldhccwc6rw3lpms5k/app.bsky.feed.post/3lro3godjb22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbytoys.bsky.social/post/3lny52iwvrs25This is my one of my favorite lines from one of my favorite movies turned into an action figure.29 Apr 2025 20:36 +0000at://did:plc:kmsbphaldhccwc6rw3lpms5k/app.bsky.feed.post/3lny52iwvrs25https://bsky.app/profile/deathbytoys.bsky.social/post/3lme4v6bl7s2uYeah I’m a pretty big “gamer” so I made this one-of-a-kind piece and put it in the store (deathbytoys.com). It’s the only one I made so don’t miss out on this toy that definitely isn’t based on any specific person who had this exact thing happen to them 3 days ago on a live stream.09 Apr 2025 04:14 +0000at://did:plc:kmsbphaldhccwc6rw3lpms5k/app.bsky.feed.post/3lme4v6bl7s2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbytoys.bsky.social/post/3llk4fceh6s2mThe weekend is here so celebrate with this timeless activity.29 Mar 2025 19:56 +0000at://did:plc:kmsbphaldhccwc6rw3lpms5k/app.bsky.feed.post/3llk4fceh6s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbytoys.bsky.social/post/3llckcsddjs2tIt may not be the weekend, but it’s still time to party till you drop.26 Mar 2025 19:44 +0000at://did:plc:kmsbphaldhccwc6rw3lpms5k/app.bsky.feed.post/3llckcsddjs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbytoys.bsky.social/post/3ll5sdgvq522mToday’s mood is brought to you by this toy24 Mar 2025 22:24 +0000at://did:plc:kmsbphaldhccwc6rw3lpms5k/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll5sdgvq522mhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbytoys.bsky.social/post/3lk5rfpl3u226The frickin liberal-run media will try to tell you that this is just some aluminum foil that I crumpled into a rectangle, but it’s actually a highly-detailed replica of Mother America’s favorite car ever.12 Mar 2025 04:43 +0000at://did:plc:kmsbphaldhccwc6rw3lpms5k/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk5rfpl3u226https://bsky.app/profile/deathbytoys.bsky.social/post/3lk55qk7ggc2dOne of my favorite things to play with in the basement as a kid.11 Mar 2025 22:51 +0000at://did:plc:kmsbphaldhccwc6rw3lpms5k/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk55qk7ggc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbytoys.bsky.social/post/3ljlyhkb7d22zIn my mind I always pictured Greedo having an asparagus dick so I made this.05 Mar 2025 03:01 +0000at://did:plc:kmsbphaldhccwc6rw3lpms5k/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljlyhkb7d22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbytoys.bsky.social/post/3ljizwr4xe22fCelebrate Monday with an orange cat and a random man in a blue shirt that aren’t related to any comic strip at all.03 Mar 2025 22:49 +0000at://did:plc:kmsbphaldhccwc6rw3lpms5k/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljizwr4xe22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbytoys.bsky.social/post/3ljaykag4322vPaying tribute to Abe Lincoln with these modern day accurate figures.28 Feb 2025 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:kmsbphaldhccwc6rw3lpms5k/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljaykag4322vhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbytoys.bsky.social/post/3lj7le2jz722cProbably my favorite part of “The Skeleton Dance”28 Feb 2025 04:34 +0000at://did:plc:kmsbphaldhccwc6rw3lpms5k/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj7le2jz722chttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbytoys.bsky.social/post/3lj6nut7yck2mYou wouldn’t know it, but these four baby dolls were all designed by AI and look 100% genuine. Literally perfect babies down to the finest detail. What a time to be alive.27 Feb 2025 19:47 +0000at://did:plc:kmsbphaldhccwc6rw3lpms5k/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj6nut7yck2m