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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I hate midwest winter - too much ICE. Packers owner. Cubs fan. Stephen King binge reader. Slow runner. Beer drinker. Camping. 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We should all be like Sam, and we should all have a Sam in our lives.</description><pubDate>14 Mar 2026 21:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:knv7wi44e6id6j36idddirij/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh2d77jous2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/matthewjkeating.bsky.social/post/3mfwfke2sbs2o</link><description>The best way to increase your count of ending wars is to start more wars&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/7HUogy7rXs4AAAAC/feel-me-think-about-it.gif?hh=216&amp;ww=330</description><pubDate>28 Feb 2026 14:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:knv7wi44e6id6j36idddirij/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfwfke2sbs2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/matthewjkeating.bsky.social/post/3mfi6v5rkyk2n</link><description>@vertedin.de you are cool and neat!here is some praise for running a marathon in another country, good job!</description><pubDate>22 Feb 2026 22:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:knv7wi44e6id6j36idddirij/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfi6v5rkyk2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/matthewjkeating.bsky.social/post/3mfhjhmfuos2j</link><description>Would you trade your front teeth for a gold medal winning goal?</description><pubDate>22 Feb 2026 16:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:knv7wi44e6id6j36idddirij/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfhjhmfuos2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/matthewjkeating.bsky.social/post/3mexdxij7e227</link><description>I bet Weird Al thinks everyone hates him and wants him out of all of the arts now, since uppercase i and lowercase L look the same. 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But I like what you post and so I picked up &#34;Old Man&#39;s War&#34; from my library. Just finished, and oh boy, that is a good book! 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