The worst little man. https://linktr.ee/pthe.queer.oasishttps://bsky.app/profile/humblegoblin.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/humblegoblin.bsky.social/post/3mzaxcw5h3c2oNo nuance November: "cogito, ergo sum" is right wing ideology.01 Nov 2026 13:50 +0000at://did:plc:kwpqlgvoom7ciy4tch4thi6d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzaxcw5h3c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/humblegoblin.bsky.social/post/3mwdpuhonkc2qAn important thing to know about one piece is that clothes is skin and shit is clothes.25 Sep 2026 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:kwpqlgvoom7ciy4tch4thi6d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwdpuhonkc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/humblegoblin.bsky.social/post/3mvdtki6tvs24Scientists should invent deciding what to eat before your stomach hurts from lack of food.12 Sep 2026 19:40 +0000at://did:plc:kwpqlgvoom7ciy4tch4thi6d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdtki6tvs24https://bsky.app/profile/humblegoblin.bsky.social/post/3muma6s3zmk2sDrinking hot coffee like a big strong boy because im eepy.03 Sep 2026 10:23 +0000at://did:plc:kwpqlgvoom7ciy4tch4thi6d/app.bsky.feed.post/3muma6s3zmk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/humblegoblin.bsky.social/post/3msrugxf5j22wRemember to return your shopping cart to whichever parking spot is designated as reserved for law enforcement.11 Aug 2026 05:18 +0000at://did:plc:kwpqlgvoom7ciy4tch4thi6d/app.bsky.feed.post/3msrugxf5j22whttps://bsky.app/profile/humblegoblin.bsky.social/post/3mrkpce6bwc2tMCU thanos was just purple thomas malthus, spiderman should have just explained advancements in agriculture leading to exponential resource generation to him.26 Jul 2026 15:32 +0000at://did:plc:kwpqlgvoom7ciy4tch4thi6d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrkpce6bwc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/humblegoblin.bsky.social/post/3mp3ecflt3k2vIt is a strange thing to know someone beyond what can be said, to know what their silence sounds like when something is wrong.25 Jun 2026 02:15 +0000at://did:plc:kwpqlgvoom7ciy4tch4thi6d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp3ecflt3k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/humblegoblin.bsky.social/post/3mowfstnvjs2lJust finished season 1 of witch hat, gotta go buy the manga now...23 Jun 2026 02:59 +0000at://did:plc:kwpqlgvoom7ciy4tch4thi6d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mowfstnvjs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/humblegoblin.bsky.social/post/3moq3puiuks22If you toast an uncrustable it becomes an allcrustable.20 Jun 2026 14:42 +0000at://did:plc:kwpqlgvoom7ciy4tch4thi6d/app.bsky.feed.post/3moq3puiuks22https://bsky.app/profile/humblegoblin.bsky.social/post/3mocsr7uh422oI crashed my bike into the sun, thankfully it was at night.15 Jun 2026 07:57 +0000at://did:plc:kwpqlgvoom7ciy4tch4thi6d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mocsr7uh422ohttps://bsky.app/profile/humblegoblin.bsky.social/post/3mnjwzzzpjs22Its wild how much of boomer talk just comes down to different ways of saying "i'm a big strong boy!" "I don't mess around" "He didn't know who he was messing with" "I don't play like that" "They don't know hard work like i do" We get it, you're a big strong boy who never ever cries.05 Jun 2026 10:37 +0000at://did:plc:kwpqlgvoom7ciy4tch4thi6d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnjwzzzpjs22