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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Ministry of Foreign Parody Affairs of Russia and official channel for parroting nonsense and news about geopolitical disasters caused by our own hands.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social</link><title>@mfa-russia.bsky.social - MFA Russia</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3ldmbztmqqc27</link><description>💬&#xA;&#xA;Moldovan authorities continue flirting with NATO.&#xA;&#xA;To avoid any conception, we have put all of our eight soldiers in Transnistria on high alert.&#xA;&#xA;Meaning, if they got the message.&#xA;&#xA;We haven’t heard from them in six months now.</description><pubDate>18 Dec 2024 21:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldmbztmqqc27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3lbuxrizn4c24</link><description>🛬 Russia&#39;s Foreign Minister Sergey #Lavrov will take part in the joint meeting of the Council of Foreign Ministers of the CSTO.&#xA;&#xA;FM Lavrov has prepared a marathon speech using ChatGPT with the only input: “write a six hour long speech about the evil West”.</description><pubDate>26 Nov 2024 21:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbuxrizn4c24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3lbjvvseenk2x</link><description>💬 President #Putin:&#xA;&#xA;I would like to emphasise once again that it was US that dismantled the international system of traffic.&#xA;&#xA;US failed to give us correct directions and guidance when our troops took the wrong exit in a roundabout and found themselves accidentally being in Ukraine.</description><pubDate>22 Nov 2024 11:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbjvvseenk2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3lbaunmyp3k25</link><description>🇺🇸 👉🏼&#xA;USA destroyed the best deal ever.&#xA;This by allowing Ukraine to bomb the poor North Koreans who are merely passing by Kursk on their tourist trip to wider Europe.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>18 Nov 2024 21:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbaunmyp3k25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3lb7rlzvomk2f</link><description>❣️&#xA;Former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Boris Johnson claims that a faction within the Republican Party in USA has a homoerotic admiration of President Putin.&#xA;&#xA;It’s probably the Putin’s body double no. 7. they are attracted to.</description><pubDate>18 Nov 2024 11:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb7rlzvomk2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3lb6iglnpqk2t</link><description>🚀 US allegedely authorized long distance strikes on russian soil using ATACMS.&#xA;&#xA;We want to clarify that most of the Russian people have a severe tungsten allergy, lacking a gene to fully digest and dispose it.&#xA;&#xA;It can cause nausea, stomach pain and diarrhea.&#xA;&#xA;We urge the UN to take action 🇺🇳</description><pubDate>17 Nov 2024 22:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6iglnpqk2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3lb3o7a3vws2m</link><description>👉🏼We noticed that an usual amount of dog related accounts started to follow our channel.&#xA;&#xA;We’re really happy for the attention. &#xA;&#xA;We just want to clarify once and for all that we don’t support the North Korean habits of eating dogs. The cans we’re providing them are not dog meat. It’s meat for dogs.</description><pubDate>16 Nov 2024 19:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb3o7a3vws2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3lb2n26wqtc2v</link><description>🇷🇺🇩🇪📞 President #Putin had a telephone conversation with Bundeskanzler Scholz.&#xA;&#xA;But there were sound issues from Putin’s bunker amplifying echoes and Scholz had a really bad cough. Putin reiterated our script about NATO being really mean and bad. &#xA;This was new to Scholz. He promised to reprimand NATO.</description><pubDate>16 Nov 2024 10:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb2n26wqtc2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3lau6f755q22s</link><description>Is Musk on this platform?&#xA;If someone can contact him, please notify him that we have tried to make contact.</description><pubDate>13 Nov 2024 20:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lau6f755q22s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3lartpfvh3s2i</link><description>❗️ @StateDept is actively exploring options for altering the current leadership of Ukraine if deemed necessary.&#xA;&#xA;This because we can’t change our own leadership easily. Hell, we haven’t been able to realize  this in 20+ years.</description><pubDate>12 Nov 2024 22:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lartpfvh3s2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3lapgedypwk26</link><description>🎙 President Vladimir Putin:&#xA;&#xA;💬 In the emerging #MultipollyWorld, there should only be nations and people left as losers or feeling aggrieved &amp; humiliated.&#xA;&#xA;Only then can we in Russia be treated as equals.</description><pubDate>11 Nov 2024 23:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lapgedypwk26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3l3oelphvdl2o</link><description>&#xA;MFA Russia Spokeswoman Maria #Zakharova:&#xA;- It´s unfair RT is banned by the collective West. Just because we are an authoritarian state that needs to control the information and bans all kind of medias, doesn´t mean liberal and free democracies outside Russia should ban our propaganda news outlet.</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2024 21:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3l3oelphvdl2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3l3edtlhy522g</link><description>FM #Lavrov:&#xA;Do not joke about the green lines, they are real. The West tries to mock us about it, as if we don´t care about their mockery. &#xA;It´s like when people jokes about my color blindness. That´s also a green line for me. Everybody has a green line.</description><pubDate>04 Sep 2024 22:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3l3edtlhy522g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3kdn6tjeej72z</link><description>Since 2014, Russian Forces have been conducting warfare in #Donbass, to liberate the people into military service. &#xA;The people of #Donbass and #Lugansk can now feel safe having the largest war in Europe since WW2 raging in their oblasts.</description><pubDate>08 Nov 2023 00:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdn6tjeej72z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3kckqnf4vmx2u</link><description>The 🇷🇺Russian military has systems that shot down 24 planes in five days, - Defense Minister of the Russian Federation Shoigu, adding “we sincerely hope at least some of them were Ukrainian fighter jets”.</description><pubDate>25 Oct 2023 07:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3kckqnf4vmx2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3kcjsrxcihr2c</link><description>Presidents Vladimir Putin &amp; Lula da Silva&#xA;spoke over the phone, expressed the desire to continue closely cooperating within #BRICS and the #G20.&#xA;Next meeting will decide upon what to cooperate on, but we discussed if we by mutual force could achieve a strategic world dominance in football and chess.</description><pubDate>24 Oct 2023 22:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcjsrxcihr2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3kcglzaqk4c2r</link><description>President Vladimir Putin: &#xA;If #Russia has lost the war, why #US sending the #ATACMS to Ukraine, smashing our forces and equipment into pancakes, jam, scrambled eggs and smoked bacon?&#xA;The US is turning the battlefield into an American Breakfast inferno, too much calories and no tea.</description><pubDate>23 Oct 2023 16:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcglzaqk4c2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3kcbw5jbivm2k</link><description>FM #Lavrov: &#xA;There is no proof behind the 🇺🇸US accusations of “poisoning” the #Skripals in Salisbury &amp; Alexey #Navalny &amp; killing #Prighozin &amp; many other events where Russia had major interest to kill inconvenient people complaining about our great nation and President.</description><pubDate>21 Oct 2023 19:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcbw5jbivm2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3kc7msvcx6k2x</link><description>💬 #Zaitsev: It became clear on October 17 that the US had secretly delivered long-range #ATACMS missiles to Ukraine.&#xA;❌ It’s unfair giving such weapons to Ukraine and will only prolong any speeches given by Lavrov.</description><pubDate>20 Oct 2023 21:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3kc7msvcx6k2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3kc6bum6wn52r</link><description>Russian MFA Spokeswoman Maria Zakharova: &#xA;The current crisis in Ukraine is complex. In this context we highly appreciate the Chinese side&#39;s understanding of the conflict’s true root causes.&#xA;We hope China will explain them to us at some point, because we don´t understand what we&#39;re doing in Ukraine.</description><pubDate>20 Oct 2023 08:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3kc6bum6wn52r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3kc57zod43l2x</link><description>President of Russia Vladimir #Putin : We have always advocated the creation of a Palestinian state that would be independent and sovereign. &#xA;But Ukraine, Georgia, the Baltic countries and Transnistria must be annexed fully by Russia because [call Lavrov and ask why, insert answer here].</description><pubDate>19 Oct 2023 22:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kxpffbzn7eets26ukkqpf6yv/app.bsky.feed.post/3kc57zod43l2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mfa-russia.bsky.social/post/3kc46l4ojvk2y</link><description>Russia&#39;s EMERCOM to deliver 27 tonnes of humanitarian aid to the people of the Gaza, mainly food supplies: flour, sugar, and pasta from Ukraine.&#xA;The only working and flight worthy Il-76 transport in Russian Air Force is already en route to Arish in Egypt. 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