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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>YNWA&#xA;&#xA;Satan worshiping leftist poly dude&#xA;&#xA;Sometimes I doodle on my phone and post it here</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amuzedmob.bsky.social</link><title>@amuzedmob.bsky.social - Bryan ✊️</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amuzedmob.bsky.social/post/3mzhlotb35k25</link><description>Texas to Abbott&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 05:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ky5mrhjrtj4uymrcq4vuppo7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzhlotb35k25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amuzedmob.bsky.social/post/3mzhibjo4xs25</link><description>Well knock fucking knock Ted Cruz, guess who&#39;s next bitch?</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 04:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ky5mrhjrtj4uymrcq4vuppo7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzhibjo4xs25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/amuzedmob.bsky.social/post/3mzhfzdw6e225</link><description>Can you die from being a gigantic fucking loser? 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