<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>🎭 International standup comedian&#xA;</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social</link><title>@carterthecomic.bsky.social - Carter Morgan</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3lfuinx7jj22r</link><description>Harris aided an ongoing genocide. She is trash.&#xA;&#xA;War crimes are war crimes no matter what color/gender the person committing them 🦾&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>16 Jan 2025 14:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfuinx7jj22r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3lco66xfgac2h</link><description>Let’s not make light of healthcare CEOs getting m*rdered they said 😇</description><pubDate>06 Dec 2024 21:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3lco66xfgac2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3lbut2npty22i</link><description>Did a thing with @travisjay.bsky.social this weekend 🔥🔥🔥</description><pubDate>26 Nov 2024 19:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbut2npty22i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jwlgui6eh32o</link><description>My working theory:&#xA;&#xA;Most people are devoid of passion or any real sense of meaning. (This is why so many people default into kids, pets, and religion.)&#xA;&#xA;Because of this you can con most people into almost anything by displaying large amounts of passion yourself.&#xA;&#xA;(Being attractive helps a lot tho!)&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>25 May 2023 21:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jwlgui6eh32o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jwi2axvjnl2l</link><description>Hi! I love funny people! &#xA;&#xA;Yeah, I&#39;m torn. The Oscar slap was a great example of why it&#39;s not good to make fun of people (words have impact).&#xA;&#xA;But I also truly believe people are too sensitive / caught up in their selves.&#xA;&#xA;I tend to do what you say tofu though: only make fun of people&#39;s choices&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>24 May 2023 12:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jwi2axvjnl2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jwhzghz5d42e</link><description>Honest question: are *you* funny?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>24 May 2023 12:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jwhzghz5d42e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jwgg2mdaht2t</link><description>Hardest thing about being a comic right here.&#xA;&#xA;May I suggest preempting making fun of your friends?&#xA;&#xA;It hasn’t worked for me but I still like the idea 😂&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>23 May 2023 21:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jwgg2mdaht2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jwedlfry2n2j</link><description>Lebron James — wow he’s underrated</description><pubDate>23 May 2023 01:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jwedlfry2n2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jwduud2lni2h</link><description>Ayyy one of my faves @opeola.bsky.social is here now!&#xA;&#xA;🎊🎊🎊</description><pubDate>22 May 2023 21:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jwduud2lni2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jwaueyzhtk25</link><description>I’d almost never cheer for a white dude over a Black dude but Loma won that fight tho</description><pubDate>21 May 2023 16:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jwaueyzhtk25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jvs7j75vpi2k</link><description>Fun!&#xA;&#xA;I’m just sharing random thoughts until I have Black creatives to play with.&#xA;&#xA;But will def advertise my wares because my  wares don’t hawk themself yet&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2023 20:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jvs7j75vpi2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jvs6ctscpb2q</link><description>All POCs should ride for each other but maybe that’s just a weed dream of mine 💨&#xA;&#xA;Because between blaccents and the way Asians in tech seem to love white acceptance, it’s looking one sided to me 🙄&#xA;&#xA;Anyway, looking forward to giving this a read 📚&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2023 20:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jvs6ctscpb2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jvrzndk6bd2p</link><description>I truly and genuinely pray that my guy can overcome the hardships of mean internet words, so that maybe he can look into this one a little deeper 🤫&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2023 18:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jvrzndk6bd2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jvq5zk4zji24</link><description>“A fondly intentioned, sexualized gesture.” Great dialogue!</description><pubDate>15 May 2023 01:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jvq5zk4zji24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jvq3f4ak6a2k</link><description>If we ever get a divorce I can look at the judge and say I went into debt to support her, she owes me HALF 😇&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2023 00:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jvq3f4ak6a2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jvpw23m2rf2e</link><description>I mute anyone who posts too much 😭</description><pubDate>14 May 2023 22:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jvpw23m2rf2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jvpvwpm3x52e</link><description>I’m about to go on a EU tour Jul-Aug, it’s all about posting on bsky</description><pubDate>14 May 2023 22:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jvpvwpm3x52e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jvpvfwbldr2r</link><description>Imma start giving my girl money every month for hair/nails/etc.&#xA;&#xA;I just looked at how much I could afford and took a loan for the rest</description><pubDate>14 May 2023 22:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jvpvfwbldr2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jvphlsmzs52b</link><description>This Ja Morant thing is white respectability bs&#xA;&#xA;Meanwhile white marines are celebrated for murder&#xA;&#xA;👀</description><pubDate>14 May 2023 18:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jvphlsmzs52b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jvn2szbssf2m</link><description>This site still seems so so so so so so so white to me 😢</description><pubDate>13 May 2023 19:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jvn2szbssf2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jvmj2ec4zm2m</link><description>Nothing makes me agree with the many, many people saying there&#39;s some autism in the sauce than new situations with implicit norms no one explained to me 😂&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>13 May 2023 14:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jvmj2ec4zm2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jvlke6hoh52j</link><description>I get nothing over here but i kind of like being anonymous 😅&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>13 May 2023 04:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jvlke6hoh52j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jvlk36vbv326</link><description>I don&#39;t go to strip clubs a lot. Why both times I went this week I had strippers try to date me after?&#xA;&#xA;My girl says I&#39;m doing this wrong lol</description><pubDate>13 May 2023 04:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jvlk36vbv326</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jvlfvqh2dn2j</link><description>He&#39;s rising the ranks ofmy top 5 favorite white players -- the rest of the list is Serbian and Alex Caruso&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>13 May 2023 03:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jvlfvqh2dn2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/carterthecomic.bsky.social/post/3jvlfsnkrit2f</link><description>Some of these announcers do too much. &#xA;&#xA;Calling players pathetic over a bad game?&#xA;&#xA;Loud and corny niggas never keep the same energy in person 😢</description><pubDate>13 May 2023 03:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:kybblcypztxcmx7cgotptgel/app.bsky.feed.post/3jvlfsnkrit2f</guid></item></channel></rss>