Trademark attorney. Founder of jpglegal.com and communer.com. 🌹NYCDSA.https://bsky.app/profile/jeremyeche.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jeremyeche.bsky.social/post/3mgnfdx7icc2lA friend around my age told me she was having a midlife crisis and I started having a minor crisis about being old enough to have a midlife crisis.09 Mar 2026 17:35 +0000at://did:plc:kzgts4e7pegranxmtfxus3zu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgnfdx7icc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jeremyeche.bsky.social/post/3meoiwnoov22xI'm hiring a full-time associate trademark attorney. If you know an Arizona-licensed attorney who is fluent in Spanish and English, send them to my job listing: jpglegal.com/associate/ https://jpglegal.com/associate/12 Feb 2026 17:21 +0000at://did:plc:kzgts4e7pegranxmtfxus3zu/app.bsky.feed.post/3meoiwnoov22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jeremyeche.bsky.social/post/3mels3rmkqk2sAfter they're done with the James Bond game, IO Interactive (the makers of the Hitman series) really needs to acquire the IP rights to the Epstein List and make a game about all the oligarchs in the list. If you played the recent Hitman trilogy, you know how anti-oligarch that series is.11 Feb 2026 15:27 +0000at://did:plc:kzgts4e7pegranxmtfxus3zu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mels3rmkqk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/jeremyeche.bsky.social/post/3me55stip3c2zThe good news is that all of the major chatbots are recommending me when people ask for an affordable trademark lawyer. The bad news is that these clients are using AI to generate all their emails to me.05 Feb 2026 19:47 +0000at://did:plc:kzgts4e7pegranxmtfxus3zu/app.bsky.feed.post/3me55stip3c2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/jeremyeche.bsky.social/post/3mcufawckds2pThanks to AI chatbots, maybe a fourth of potential clients now ask me if I can offer them a "limited scope engagement." That's the only thing I offer! I've never offered an "unlimited scope" of engagement in my whole career. Thanks, chatbots!20 Jan 2026 14:41 +0000at://did:plc:kzgts4e7pegranxmtfxus3zu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcufawckds2phttps://bsky.app/profile/jeremyeche.bsky.social/post/3mc4irjfse22nHas "Let us handle X so you can focus on running your business" ever convinced people to purchase a service? It just seems so superfluous as a slogan. I'm already looking for a web designer or lawyer or whatever, I don't need them tell me why I would want to hire one.11 Jan 2026 02:40 +0000at://did:plc:kzgts4e7pegranxmtfxus3zu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc4irjfse22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/jeremyeche.bsky.social/post/3mbryazo5wc2dIt sounds like a bad movie premise, but there's no rule that says a baby can't own a law firm in Arizona. I'm not joking, it's true!06 Jan 2026 22:18 +0000at://did:plc:kzgts4e7pegranxmtfxus3zu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbryazo5wc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/jeremyeche.bsky.social/post/3m4u2zuuphs2aIf Brad Lander is ever parodied on SNL, they need to bring Tim Robinson back to play him.05 Nov 2025 03:07 +0000at://did:plc:kzgts4e7pegranxmtfxus3zu/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4u2zuuphs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jeremyeche.bsky.social/post/3lvhhelekn22uShouldn’t Tickle Me Elmo be called Tickle Elmo Elmo? Elmo never refers to himself in the first person.03 Aug 2025 00:47 +0000at://did:plc:kzgts4e7pegranxmtfxus3zu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvhhelekn22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jeremyeche.bsky.social/post/3lulpsbib7k2hCelebrities playing the Celebrity versions of game shows as should not be able to choose their personal foundation as the charity all their winnings go to! #JenniferHudsonFoundation #BorisHensonFoundation23 Jul 2025 00:03 +0000at://did:plc:kzgts4e7pegranxmtfxus3zu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lulpsbib7k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jeremyeche.bsky.social/post/3lrirpldafc2kIt's funny seeing brokers comment on posts about the new NYC law ending forced broker fees saying, "Now rent's gonna go up!!" That real estate agents are upset enough to cry about the law proves they expect landlords to pay them less than they forced renters to pay, meaning lower costs for renters.13 Jun 2025 15:44 +0000at://did:plc:kzgts4e7pegranxmtfxus3zu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrirpldafc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jeremyeche.bsky.social/post/3lr6qmxo2xk2hA client sent me a few product "photos" as official specimens that were obviously AI-generated slop. One of the photos included a latex glove with seven fingers on it. Stop forcing me to wade through your AI slop! If I submitted this to the USPTO, I'd probably be putting my bar license at risk.09 Jun 2025 15:58 +0000at://did:plc:kzgts4e7pegranxmtfxus3zu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr6qmxo2xk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jeremyeche.bsky.social/post/3looi6aedr226At this point if I replace myself with a chatbot for most conversations with clients, it's self-defense. More and more clients and prospective clients are sending long bullet lists of unreasonable questions about the trademark process that no human would ask. I don't bill by the hour so this is bad!08 May 2025 17:53 +0000at://did:plc:kzgts4e7pegranxmtfxus3zu/app.bsky.feed.post/3looi6aedr226https://bsky.app/profile/jeremyeche.bsky.social/post/3lj6pkyvilc2qI'm so glad that Gemini or ChatGPT saved you 30 seconds on writing an email to me so I can spend two extra minutes reading and responding to your irrelevant bullet points!27 Feb 2025 20:17 +0000at://did:plc:kzgts4e7pegranxmtfxus3zu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj6pkyvilc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/jeremyeche.bsky.social/post/3lg6pnifpws2hI think at some point a week or two ago, a bunch of people starting using Google's Gemini to draft emails. I'm getting tons of overly long, bullet-pointed emails from clients that always contain at least one nonsensical question.20 Jan 2025 16:03 +0000at://did:plc:kzgts4e7pegranxmtfxus3zu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg6pnifpws2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jeremyeche.bsky.social/post/3lehjwibfkk2cIf you're a well-meaning person trying to be inclusive in a social event description, saying it's for "woman-identifying people" instead of "women" does not accomplish this. It implies that you think people who identify as women often aren't women. It's not the same situation as "pregnant people."29 Dec 2024 17:24 +0000at://did:plc:kzgts4e7pegranxmtfxus3zu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lehjwibfkk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/jeremyeche.bsky.social/post/3ldoiknqr3k23If you're a lawyer representing some company that wants a co-existence agreement with my client that I can't possibly authorize over the phone, please just send me an email I can forward or paraphrase to my client. Why are you entitled a bunch of my time on the phone for free for no reason?19 Dec 2024 18:23 +0000at://did:plc:kzgts4e7pegranxmtfxus3zu/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldoiknqr3k23https://bsky.app/profile/jeremyeche.bsky.social/post/3lbcw2ncbkk27More and more emails from my clients are clearly generated by AI and they're several times longer and more nonsensical than they need to be. I charge flat fees rather than billing by the hour, so I find it really disrespectful.19 Nov 2024 17:02 +0000at://did:plc:kzgts4e7pegranxmtfxus3zu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbcw2ncbkk27