Thick-skinned Butlins magician/comedian that tells it like it is. Caution: may cause offence! #FunniesByOvens means I made it.https://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3likpbx5sls2h19 Feb 2025 21:19 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3likpbx5sls2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3msy5qzdves2x [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Aug 2026 17:21 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3msy5qzdves2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3mss2jrknis2b"You are what's wrong with everything" - Some American cunt [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Aug 2026 07:07 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3mss2jrknis2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3mslo35xn6s2tWho remembers cancel culture?08 Aug 2026 18:08 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3mslo35xn6s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3mslnnvtxak2tUh-oh! I seem to have offended a few snowflakes with this. 😅😂 [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Aug 2026 18:01 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3mslnnvtxak2thttps://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3msdzfmneyc2hRod's gone to where all wife beating nonces should go. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Aug 2026 17:09 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3msdzfmneyc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3msdzcjpq7c2h [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Aug 2026 17:08 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3msdzcjpq7c2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3ms6vdc6o2c23My new animated series, Wooflers, will be on Brit Box later this week. CAUTION: if you're easily offended, you might want to sit this one out. These dogs are saying "cunt" and "fanny" and making all sorts of distasteful jokes about poor and vulnerable people! 😂😅03 Aug 2026 16:13 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms6vdc6o2c23https://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3mrovgvwu4k2pWith my bloodhound nose, I'm able to sniff out the whiff of somebody who's offended from miles aways. And right now I'm getting the whiff of Farage pissing his pants over a t-shirt or something - even though I'm so far unable to find any reference to this in the news.28 Jul 2026 07:33 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrovgvwu4k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3mr7yl4lm2c2bBoncey blocked me for this. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Jul 2026 09:19 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr7yl4lm2c2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3mhj4up3hr22dHonoured to be in the British SNL. Watch out. It's going to get offensive!20 Mar 2026 18:18 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhj4up3hr22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3mg4ebgklj22bMate, you just got merked! You got merked, mate. 😄😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣02 Mar 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg4ebgklj22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3mecpsvtgys22Best comedian on the scene right now. Speaking truth to power. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Feb 2026 00:53 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3mecpsvtgys22https://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3lxz5u2afrc2fCunt's sweating like a man with a life-ruining addiction to twitter.04 Sep 2025 12:35 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxz5u2afrc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3lvesmt5trc2e01 Aug 2025 23:30 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvesmt5trc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3lvehqa3pok2l [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Aug 2025 20:15 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvehqa3pok2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3luge3uqmos2sThe king of sting is back... #Butlins20 Jul 2025 20:50 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3luge3uqmos2shttps://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3ltqzspcahs2yCongratulations, Matt Forde. Spitting Image's famous "Big Labour Tits" sketch has just been voted The Nation's Favourite Comedy Moment at The Findus Crispy Pancake Awards, beating off stiff competition from "Del Boy falling through the bar" and "four candles".12 Jul 2025 09:20 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltqzspcahs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3lssoeik2nk2kFor me, a comedian/magician whose entire act is offending people, this is like Christmas day. Get Bob Vylan on Live At The Apollo.30 Jun 2025 07:36 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3lssoeik2nk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3lpo4csrvek2cThe King of Sting is back.21 May 2025 07:46 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpo4csrvek2chttps://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3lpn53cphz22c"You know how it goes: all you want to do is start your holiday, but you've got to wait at the airport. And you know the duty free? You've got to have a spray haven't you? And buy a bottle of scotch and Toblerone. This guy right here. He knows what I'm talking about."20 May 2025 22:27 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpn53cphz22chttps://bsky.app/profile/ovenscomedy.bsky.social/post/3lmh6yyb4kc2510 Apr 2025 09:30 +0000at://did:plc:lamutuxivgp6lpwho2hjlcss/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmh6yyb4kc25