Editor-in-Chief 💎 Pop Heist Bylines ✍️ Decider, CBR, MTV News, Marvel Drag 👠 Barb Hardly I guess I'm in Minneapolis. https://popheist.com/ brett at popheist dot comhttps://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3mllb4vhw5k25Let’s dig into our souls and admit that the TMNT theme is the one and only millennial anthem. It sure ain’t fucking Mr Brightside.11 May 2026 12:20 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllb4vhw5k25https://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3mljinlmrsc2tStill at it.10 May 2026 19:29 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljinlmrsc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3mlglbp6bhc2kRestored a Snow Cat that I bought for $10 (I did spend more than that buying the windshield, missile box, and back ramp). Scrubbed it clean and remade the decals in PS, printed on decal paper. Now my custom arctic Joes have a ride.09 May 2026 15:38 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlglbp6bhc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3mlgjjdkbds2kI watch Monarch for the plot The plot09 May 2026 15:07 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgjjdkbds2khttps://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3mlcurx6htk2vsomeone buy me a drink and ask me about my Nemeses please, it'll be a hoot.08 May 2026 04:18 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcurx6htk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3mlcuagy6ac2vI mean, if you're going to do an interview, like have your PR team solicit interviews, you *have* to share the interview when it goes live. You gotta share, repost, just hit a button even. It's the bare minimum.08 May 2026 04:08 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcuagy6ac2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3ml6wil53jk2eA re-skeet costs nothing06 May 2026 14:38 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6wil53jk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3ml275bpvys2dI shouldn't be surprised that something as innocuous as May the Fourth is just pouring molten regret into the gaping hole in my soul.04 May 2026 17:29 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml275bpvys2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3mkysbsgtjs2bAnother night in Minneapolis04 May 2026 04:06 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkysbsgtjs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3mksdkck5us2pName your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only The Bob Newhart Show NewsRadio Buffy the Vampire Sleyer Mad Men X-Files X-Men (92) The Dick Van Dyke Show The Mary Tyler Moore Show RuPaul’s Drag Race Friends (s1-4) MST3K Daredevil GI Joe Green Acres Righteous Gemstones [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2026 14:27 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksdkck5us2phttps://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3mkqxzqujms2dEmpire Strikes Back A Very Brady Sequel Alien Jurassic Park Planet of the Apes GI Joe: The Movie Guardians of the Galaxy Batman (89) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (90) Wayne’s World [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2026 01:28 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqxzqujms2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3mkqb4ch5mk2z.... i just really hate how mike johnson looks like the ghoul conjured if you entered all the key words for "man i find super attractive" into some low-grade ai generator30 Apr 2026 18:38 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqb4ch5mk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3mknnftfmdk2yCOBRA-LA CORPUS UPDATE I just wrote 1300 words, but the word count has gone from 4300 to 3900. Because I've decided that this big piece has to *just* be about Cobra-La and not the movie as a whole. The movie is too big a thing and it's been like running through mud trying to get it all in.29 Apr 2026 17:40 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknnftfmdk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3mkma3ltpjc2bFeels wild that I look back at 2020-2021 as a peak point in my life, but -- !29 Apr 2026 04:09 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkma3ltpjc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3mkm7nfhldk2bI love this man for many reasons, this kinda thing being chief among them. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 04:01 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkm7nfhldk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3mklaw7eby22iHaven't shared this on here yet -- my own, headcanon 1988 GI JOE lineup display, complete with customs and repaints, and one RAWHIDES VAN complete with Beach Head mural.28 Apr 2026 18:51 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklaw7eby22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3mkl63ehxlk2oI tried to read some culture criticism, but I had to give up because the ads on the sidebar kept moving the copy back and forth, making me repeatedly lost my place. Over at @popheist.com, we don't have ads. But that means we need subscribers. It's a trade off, and we need you. popheist.com/products28 Apr 2026 18:00 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl63ehxlk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3mkiqwzruik2fDo you like recaps of classic TV, like MURDER, SHE WROTE? Or ones that are maybe a little on obscure, like I, CLAUDIUS? Or cult faves, like FREAKS & GEEKS? @popheist.com is for you, baby! Except right now, we need more monthly subscribers to fund this madness. Help! popheist.com/products27 Apr 2026 19:00 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkiqwzruik2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3mkikdmseqk25The launch of Ms. Marvel, death of Gwen Stacy, The Punisher, Ben Reilly, "Cobra Claws are Coming to Town" — legendary stuff. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Apr 2026 17:02 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkikdmseqk25https://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3mk6gqjhsws25It's my hard fought right as a gay man to be able to write shameless thirst posts about a man as undeniably sexy as Survivor's @chubicki.bsky.social https://popheist.com/survivor-50-christian-hubicki-thirst-trap-king23 Apr 2026 16:31 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6gqjhsws25https://bsky.app/profile/brettwhite.bsky.social/post/3mk6gqjhsws25It's my hard fought right as a gay man to be able to write shameless thirst posts about a man as undeniably sexy as Survivor's @chubicki.bsky.social https://popheist.com/survivor-50-christian-hubicki-thirst-trap-king23 Apr 2026 16:31 +0000at://did:plc:lbfobjd4onl6qfnv2onikjct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6gqjhsws25