Frequently sardonic Librahttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mupouadrv22gJeopardy…making my inner 12-year-old laugh out loud04 Sep 2026 19:23 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupouadrv22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3muhzw5cnis2sWaze trying to have it both ways01 Sep 2026 18:20 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhzw5cnis2shttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3muazlfgl7c2dAt the very least… https://www.themirror.com/entertainment/burning-man-orgy-dome-rules-200264629 Aug 2026 23:25 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3muazlfgl7c2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mu6mfai5vs2pFuck yes, I’ll bet $529 Aug 2026 00:24 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu6mfai5vs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mtwvuftq6s2hLoved Dolly but still regret spending $4 to see this in the theaters.25 Aug 2026 22:52 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwvuftq6s2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mtoa34ynnc2iPress after Trump’s meat program: “Can you tell us the meat’s origin?” “Nay.”22 Aug 2026 12:01 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtoa34ynnc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mtmvvq5ys22gWatching an old Jeopardy. I swear to christ, the returning champion looks post-coital21 Aug 2026 23:26 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmvvq5ys22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mswfe3ozgs2bI can’t get enough of the Mike Lindell crumble. Inject that shit.13 Aug 2026 00:31 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mswfe3ozgs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mry3g5yu5k26“Alexa, play Asia.” Yes, I fucking did that.31 Jul 2026 23:14 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mry3g5yu5k26https://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mrgoc2aic225The stern warning, and the addressee.25 Jul 2026 01:03 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrgoc2aic225https://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mrdy4xcz422cLunch? Taken.23 Jul 2026 23:21 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdy4xcz422chttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mrbhlesle22rGreat. They not only used a bone saw to dismember an American resident, but also pulled off 9/11. What could go wrong? https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/22/us/politics/trump-saudi-nuclear-standards.html?smid=url-share&smid=nytcore-ios-share&rsrc=cl-share22 Jul 2026 23:20 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbhlesle22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mqndlelmec2o“I think I want a weather station.” Fuck. Loafers with black knee highs are next.14 Jul 2026 23:15 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqndlelmec2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mqkbyykmqc24Had a difficult computer problem. I went home for lunch, came back, and solved it. Sometimes you just need homemade egg salad13 Jul 2026 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqkbyykmqc24https://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mqgvpse34224Not the obit I wanted but it’ll do12 Jul 2026 09:51 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqgvpse34224https://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mqfw2nhrqs2n“It’s way down on the other end.”12 Jul 2026 00:25 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqfw2nhrqs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mqepthejzs24When a text from the Shenna Bellows’ campaign asks for a donation11 Jul 2026 13:00 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqepthejzs24https://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mqavxg5rm224The wry cowpoke said it best: “I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat."10 Jul 2026 00:39 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqavxg5rm224https://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mpvei53kzc2iMy counter butter is now a counter puddle05 Jul 2026 10:27 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpvei53kzc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mpsxfz4gxk2gMaking baked beans. Damn you to hell, rock solid brown sugar04 Jul 2026 11:28 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpsxfz4gxk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mpqcmwqzvc2eDog has puked three times and pooped in the dining room….all before 6 a.m. Have a dog, they said.03 Jul 2026 10:11 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpqcmwqzvc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mpeuk2jr2k2zA lovely afternoon on the coast of Maine28 Jun 2026 21:00 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpeuk2jr2k2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mpbjchoy6k2sUsed the kitchen scrubbie on my shower trap. Apparently that’s frowned upon.27 Jun 2026 13:00 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpbjchoy6k2shttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mpa3x3klck2wHistorians are going to howl at this era’s headlines. Christ.26 Jun 2026 23:29 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpa3x3klck2whttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3moys2uhpms2tLord Huron killing it. (“But I’d kill for closed captioning,” said the old man)24 Jun 2026 01:43 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3moys2uhpms2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mofqofff2k2a“You’ve got male.”16 Jun 2026 11:58 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mofqofff2k2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3moems52oss2bThe evening demands nachos, But it’s dark cherries. Fuck.16 Jun 2026 01:16 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3moems52oss2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3moel3rvne22f$300 billion to Iran? And we’re cutting SNAP? Fuck them.16 Jun 2026 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3moel3rvne22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mnzmvsgjf22kI’d rather have Platner than Palantir11 Jun 2026 16:18 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnzmvsgjf22khttps://bsky.app/profile/mainemansam.bsky.social/post/3mnt2ujopqk2xI don’t think a frozen discount smashburger was the wisest choice09 Jun 2026 01:40 +0000at://did:plc:lbfuomqecrunr27lo6eq2oqe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnt2ujopqk2x