he/him horror and satire author and co-host of Simply Creative People – read my stories: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/grigori-karpin-s-author-page#%23 art by @cutesweetcorgo @Salllllty_water - kofi: https://ko-fi.com/grigorikarpinauthorhttps://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.social/post/3mz7ty4ls722rWhat’s your favorite scary movie? [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Nov 2026 03:18 +0000at://did:plc:lcak2rmkhzpz2zy2wv6o7o5v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7ty4ls722rhttps://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.social/post/3mz6w2hvxvk2zImagine any other president being the subject of this Onion headline and image I can’t He’s burned out the very idea of legitimacy and respect for the office that used to be mythologized. I can’t imagine another US president that people in the media and also everyday civvies joked about dying31 Oct 2026 18:23 +0000at://did:plc:lcak2rmkhzpz2zy2wv6o7o5v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz6w2hvxvk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.social/post/3mykl4ta5cs2510 years ago, I drove 25 miles to get specifically hyped tamales (I got a bunch so I could freeze them) And they turned out dry AF. Serves me right living in a Mexican neighborhood and not just going to a carniceria23 Oct 2026 16:14 +0000at://did:plc:lcak2rmkhzpz2zy2wv6o7o5v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mykl4ta5cs25https://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.social/post/3myakca4lvc2gGotta freak out the boomers so they buy more stuff before they die This whole economy is leaning on the buying power of boomers and their real estate investments and fuck the rest of us alive I guess [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Oct 2026 16:32 +0000at://did:plc:lcak2rmkhzpz2zy2wv6o7o5v/app.bsky.feed.post/3myakca4lvc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.social/post/3mxpjjxb66s2lThe Exploring Series is a YT channel that for years has done the most interesting deep dives into SCP wiki stories and articles And I’m insanely excited and humbled he’s picked my weird 86k word epic to dive into for the next few weeks Check it out! https://youtu.be/prvvDb1s1C4?is=n_WO_XO9fvi66raF12 Oct 2026 22:03 +0000at://did:plc:lcak2rmkhzpz2zy2wv6o7o5v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxpjjxb66s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.social/post/3mxpjjxb66s2lThe Exploring Series is a YT channel that for years has done the most interesting deep dives into SCP wiki stories and articles And I’m insanely excited and humbled he’s picked my weird 86k word epic to dive into for the next few weeks Check it out! https://youtu.be/prvvDb1s1C4?is=n_WO_XO9fvi66raF12 Oct 2026 22:03 +0000at://did:plc:lcak2rmkhzpz2zy2wv6o7o5v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxpjjxb66s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.social/post/3mxonnd4njk2uRemember the real moral of this holiday:12 Oct 2026 13:44 +0000at://did:plc:lcak2rmkhzpz2zy2wv6o7o5v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxonnd4njk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.social/post/3mxn5l5bauc2kNo shit11 Oct 2026 23:24 +0000at://did:plc:lcak2rmkhzpz2zy2wv6o7o5v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxn5l5bauc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.social/post/3mxheitny5k2sCNN yet again showing their real loyalties are with the Billionaires Remember, the Ellisons own that shit now. So genuinely? 🤫09 Oct 2026 16:12 +0000at://did:plc:lcak2rmkhzpz2zy2wv6o7o5v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxheitny5k2shttps://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.social/post/3mxetqm4pq222“Yeah, thank god Clive Barker made something not woke” Are you an idiot? “Godzilla is apolitical” He’s an allegory about climate destruction and the consequences of nuclear proliferation you buffoon.08 Oct 2026 16:07 +0000at://did:plc:lcak2rmkhzpz2zy2wv6o7o5v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxetqm4pq222https://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.social/post/3mxa5kebul22yPlay Retrospace Because a) ImSims are fucking cool And b) because @jakvox.com is in this thing Look, an IMDB credit!06 Oct 2026 19:19 +0000at://did:plc:lcak2rmkhzpz2zy2wv6o7o5v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxa5kebul22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.social/post/3mwjtns5so224Look… I’m kinda old27 Sep 2026 22:23 +0000at://did:plc:lcak2rmkhzpz2zy2wv6o7o5v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjtns5so224https://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.social/post/3mw542u5o722pMan, they really downgraded Emily Pope from control one to resonant Maybe it’s the hair cut, but it definitely does not work for me. Maybe Jesse bailed on the FBC because her gf got a bad style22 Sep 2026 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:lcak2rmkhzpz2zy2wv6o7o5v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw542u5o722phttps://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.social/post/3mvspkbchwk2nConverse appealing to the KKK demo was not on my 2026 bingo card Talk about betraying your core customer base. Converse has been so tied to punk and antifa segments of society for years. This is deplorable. This really is the worst timeline18 Sep 2026 17:39 +0000at://did:plc:lcak2rmkhzpz2zy2wv6o7o5v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvspkbchwk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.social/post/3mvnjqtphrk24RIP16 Sep 2026 16:12 +0000at://did:plc:lcak2rmkhzpz2zy2wv6o7o5v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnjqtphrk24https://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.social/post/3mvlb6s23uk2znothing more important to watch right now Nazis have correctly identified PBS as their enemy, because PBS educates This is all about the eugenicist and white supremacist core to ALL tech companies but especially AI Also: Elon Musk has looked divorced since birth. https://youtu.be/dLQzVLtvdv8?is=dDeXmfYPgh-59NMm15 Sep 2026 18:33 +0000at://did:plc:lcak2rmkhzpz2zy2wv6o7o5v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlb6s23uk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.social/post/3muv66nmn3c2tLook at this awesome chibi version of Kennedy and the Orizimok [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 23:41 +0000at://did:plc:lcak2rmkhzpz2zy2wv6o7o5v/app.bsky.feed.post/3muv66nmn3c2thttps://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.social/post/3mupatpjtks2hNo joke, if more people appreciated the work of Lynch, I think this country would be in a better state.04 Sep 2026 15:12 +0000at://did:plc:lcak2rmkhzpz2zy2wv6o7o5v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupatpjtks2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.social/post/3mu3bcbien222Day three of the SCP Academy Kick starter and the project is already over 20% Reminder, I helped write this! And you should (if possible) back it and if not possible, share this around! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/darkmathfilms/scp-academy-part-00227 Aug 2026 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:lcak2rmkhzpz2zy2wv6o7o5v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3bcbien222https://bsky.app/profile/grigorikarpin.bsky.social/post/3mu3bcbien222Day three of the SCP Academy Kick starter and the project is already over 20% Reminder, I helped write this! And you should (if possible) back it and if not possible, share this around! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/darkmathfilms/scp-academy-part-00227 Aug 2026 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:lcak2rmkhzpz2zy2wv6o7o5v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3bcbien222