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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Aston Villa STH. Stanley the sheltie owner. Would leave them all for Morten Harket. 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WTAF</description><pubDate>11 May 2026 20:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ld2baoflp5nabxfe4uiwou3u/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlm5q3gy5226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jomonty.bsky.social/post/3mllyn64hvc26</link><description>So glad we didn&#39;t sign Tel.</description><pubDate>11 May 2026 19:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ld2baoflp5nabxfe4uiwou3u/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllyn64hvc26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jomonty.bsky.social/post/3mllssx262c26</link><description>😆😍&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>11 May 2026 17:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ld2baoflp5nabxfe4uiwou3u/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllssx262c26</guid></item></channel></rss>