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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>world&#39;s foremost hippopotamus appreciator.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamthewarax.bsky.social</link><title>@iamthewarax.bsky.social - matthew</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamthewarax.bsky.social/post/3mberr3vpmc2z</link><description>happy new year to all who celebrate</description><pubDate>01 Jan 2026 16:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:lf6f72ud2b6jbdzyeflf72ic/app.bsky.feed.post/3mberr3vpmc2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamthewarax.bsky.social/post/3maszb7t5a22r</link><description>merry christmas</description><pubDate>25 Dec 2025 14:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:lf6f72ud2b6jbdzyeflf72ic/app.bsky.feed.post/3maszb7t5a22r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamthewarax.bsky.social/post/3m7b3tq4nok2x</link><description>guys I am very tired</description><pubDate>05 Dec 2025 18:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:lf6f72ud2b6jbdzyeflf72ic/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7b3tq4nok2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamthewarax.bsky.social/post/3m6n747bwgc2o</link><description>thankful.</description><pubDate>27 Nov 2025 20:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:lf6f72ud2b6jbdzyeflf72ic/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6n747bwgc2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamthewarax.bsky.social/post/3llrrxyqz7k2z</link><description>if the Russian govt wanted peace it could have it right now, today, by removing its invading army from the territory it illegally occupies in Ukraine.&#xA;&#xA;The Russian gov&#39;t does not want peace. The Russian gov&#39;t wants the destruction of Ukraine as an independent political and cultural entity.</description><pubDate>01 Apr 2025 21:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:lf6f72ud2b6jbdzyeflf72ic/app.bsky.feed.post/3llrrxyqz7k2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamthewarax.bsky.social/post/3ll7azd5j2k2x</link><description>group chats are now illegal, because of Woke&#xA;&#xA;😪</description><pubDate>25 Mar 2025 12:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:lf6f72ud2b6jbdzyeflf72ic/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll7azd5j2k2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamthewarax.bsky.social/post/3ll5qnuiz622a</link><description>doing the &#34;pls never share sensitive intelligence with us ever again, allies &amp; partners&#34; speedrun</description><pubDate>24 Mar 2025 21:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:lf6f72ud2b6jbdzyeflf72ic/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll5qnuiz622a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamthewarax.bsky.social/post/3ll5ntu7t422a</link><description>😌</description><pubDate>24 Mar 2025 21:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:lf6f72ud2b6jbdzyeflf72ic/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll5ntu7t422a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamthewarax.bsky.social/post/3ll5jgwkvec2a</link><description>dear govt,&#xA;&#xA;pls do not add me to any top secret war group chats.&#xA;&#xA;thank you&#xA;&#xA;-matthew &#xA;hippopotamus appreciator</description><pubDate>24 Mar 2025 19:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:lf6f72ud2b6jbdzyeflf72ic/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll5jgwkvec2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamthewarax.bsky.social/post/3lkyr22ygjk2g</link><description>love 2 spend years building a network of friends &amp; colleagues just to have some turbodork purchase the platform and turn it a shitbox of the lowest quality bullshit imaginable</description><pubDate>22 Mar 2025 22:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:lf6f72ud2b6jbdzyeflf72ic/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkyr22ygjk2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamthewarax.bsky.social/post/3lhmsjvttwk2k</link><description>twitter is just unusable at this point so i guess i will do my shitposting here or whatever &#xA;&#xA;hello everyone</description><pubDate>07 Feb 2025 23:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:lf6f72ud2b6jbdzyeflf72ic/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhmsjvttwk2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamthewarax.bsky.social/post/3k3iucrrnbh2f</link><description>fine. whatever</description><pubDate>27 Jul 2023 11:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:lf6f72ud2b6jbdzyeflf72ic/app.bsky.feed.post/3k3iucrrnbh2f</guid></item></channel></rss>