Corp Dev. All I want is leopards to eat faceshttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lwzfd4xr7c22I refuse to believe there was a single person from Mississippi on here https://www.theverge.com/internet-censorship/764697/bluesky-blocks-mississippi-age-verification-law22 Aug 2025 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwzfd4xr7c22https://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3ltskdgvwn22rI don't know if I've ever believed a conspiracy until Trump started tweeting about Epstein12 Jul 2025 23:49 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltskdgvwn22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lmiwjmolhc2hI wasn't that worried until I read that @matt-levine.bsky.social is on vacation next week11 Apr 2025 02:04 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmiwjmolhc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lmis5ht7bc22No one should ever have to learn about the bond market11 Apr 2025 00:46 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmis5ht7bc22https://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lm6op46frk2sDoes Kalshi or Polymarket have contracts on Ackman getting a margin call on Monday yet?07 Apr 2025 00:17 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm6op46frk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lm6od35fcs2eEveryone liquidating their Japan holdings to meet their expected margin calls tomorrow morning (I have no idea if this is true but sounds plausible)07 Apr 2025 00:10 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm6od35fcs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lm6ntqjgus2bSo much winning [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2025 00:02 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm6ntqjgus2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lm4ejxl6xs2bIs hands off really what we're going with? Ugh06 Apr 2025 02:10 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm4ejxl6xs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lluqt6u76s2fI love that people voted for this dumbass03 Apr 2025 01:29 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lluqt6u76s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3llpd3wzn4c2jNothing has made me empathize more with journalists bitching about their CMS than having to write a blog post for our internal intranet site, CMS's are terrible31 Mar 2025 21:40 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3llpd3wzn4c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3llmulr7m622xNot only have I spent too much time on this page @davidpierce.xyz, I've also now added it to my to do list to properly go through every item https://cabel.com/2025/01/27/the-snacks-cereals-of-2024/30 Mar 2025 22:15 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3llmulr7m622xhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lku3b6jbgs2pCan I still place bets on Elon pulling a Snowden and fleeing to China or did that contract jump to 100% now that Trump's planning to give Elon access to the US military's plans if there's ever a war with China?21 Mar 2025 01:38 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lku3b6jbgs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3ljlxzedj2k2lI have negative faith in the Democratic Party to do anything non performative05 Mar 2025 02:53 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljlxzedj2k2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3ljktj4qp4c2wCan Trump pardon Elon's margin call?04 Mar 2025 16:00 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljktj4qp4c2whttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3ljivzekt6s24I can't imagine why literally anyone on any part of the political spectrum would want this. This is like trigger warnings before every opinion piece https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/03/la-times-ai-opinion-rating03 Mar 2025 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljivzekt6s24https://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3ljbp4ef4mk24Republicans being the pro-putin party has broken my brain. What utter trash01 Mar 2025 00:47 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljbp4ef4mk24https://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lit3yl2hcs2dSending this to all my group chats with a note that no matter how much they think I text them, it can always get worse [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Feb 2025 05:28 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lit3yl2hcs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lis72rdwmc2oLarry David needs to do something about this. She's making reruns of Curb unwatchable22 Feb 2025 20:50 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lis72rdwmc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lis6eua4d227Excited for Elon to fire a bunch of deep cover FBI and CIA agents and SEAL Team 6 for not checking their email over the weekend22 Feb 2025 20:38 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lis6eua4d227https://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lio227rtv22yCanada won?!?!?! Hahahah trump is such a fucking jinx21 Feb 2025 05:09 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lio227rtv22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lig7g4qgds2nThe ideal outcome is Adams gets removed AND Trump's shitty DOJ restores the criminal case against him18 Feb 2025 02:24 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lig7g4qgds2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lifubjlyic2kElon's a piece of shit but this is aggressively stupid. Teslas actually exist17 Feb 2025 23:05 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lifubjlyic2khttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lifkbwhmls2mIf we're counting on protesting outside a Tesla dealership to save us, we're so fucked17 Feb 2025 20:06 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lifkbwhmls2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3libb3bfqmc2sThis is pretty fucked [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Feb 2025 03:11 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3libb3bfqmc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3li3dzypv6c2rNothing funnier than seeing a cybertruck in the rain13 Feb 2025 18:48 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3li3dzypv6c2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lhuk56evik2mWho's gonna tell her Elon definitely isn't paying? https://apple.news/AlR8GtOmUT8eu_mOUsbcZbg11 Feb 2025 01:48 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhuk56evik2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lhryafk4ps2bWe're on season 13 of the masked singer? God, we deserve Trump10 Feb 2025 01:23 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhryafk4ps2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lhrvnkk5oc2tIf Seal got anything less than ten figures for that abomination, he should fire his agent10 Feb 2025 00:36 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhrvnkk5oc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lhrsiq42oc2aImagine being a celebrity and not getting asked to provide a voiceover or cameo for the Super Bowl09 Feb 2025 23:40 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhrsiq42oc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/austinj.bsky.social/post/3lhrqmdprwk2eThe Super Bowl is triggering09 Feb 2025 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:lglysw5cdik6bmmbbds2ppem/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhrqmdprwk2e