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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>EN/DK/father/husband/teacher/writer&#xA;&#xA;I write stuff... Mostly jokes, poems and memes... Sometimes stories...&#xA;&#xA;In a world of batshid crazyness — be kind, funny and helpful.💙</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social</link><title>@kasperfc.bsky.social - Kasper Frederik Christiansen</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mtqgeowehk2o</link><description>Happens all the time... 😂</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 08:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtqgeowehk2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mtqgcuyyts2o</link><description>The Rubik’s Cube was invented in 1974 by Hungarian professor Ernő Rubik, and he initially struggled to solve his own creation... I guess he really got himself into a twist... 😏</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 08:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtqgcuyyts2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mtq4ltxunc23</link><description>Nintendo started making Japanese playing cards in 1889, nearly a century before releasing its first home video-game machines... I guess they were playing the long game... 😏</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 06:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtq4ltxunc23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mtq4l7aacs23</link><description>Experience is what you get right after you needed it... We often learn this the tough way... 😂</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 06:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtq4l7aacs23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mtq4kdzi2k23</link><description>Yea... The struggle... The feelings... Difficult to control... 😂</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 06:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtq4kdzi2k23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mrhv3h5jxc25</link><description>This kinda speaks for itself... What a madman he is... 😑</description><pubDate>25 Jul 2026 12:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrhv3h5jxc25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mrhmc2bhss2m</link><description>Beneath The Dark (1/3)&#xA;&#xA;Your hand found mine beneath the moonless sky,&#xA;I stopped pretending I was brave nearby,&#xA;The dark grew softer, folding every fear,&#xA;Because your fingers told me you were near.</description><pubDate>25 Jul 2026 10:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrhmc2bhss2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mrh45dwpns2l</link><description>Sometimes I&#39;m quite the bad boy... My guilty pleasure is eating a share size bag of candy all by myself......... 🤫😂</description><pubDate>25 Jul 2026 05:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrh45dwpns2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mrewe44gjs2i</link><description>Happy Friday to everyone! 🤩🎉</description><pubDate>24 Jul 2026 08:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrewe44gjs2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mresii54ns2i</link><description>A cloud applied for a loan, but the bank rejected it because its assets were too liquid... Hihihi. 😏</description><pubDate>24 Jul 2026 07:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mresii54ns2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mrd2t2jgns2n</link><description>Once a gamer... Always a gamer! 🤩</description><pubDate>23 Jul 2026 14:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrd2t2jgns2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mrc3ytlmxc2f</link><description>Good morning friends! Here&#39;s a joke to start the day:&#xA;&#xA;Why was the horse always calm?&#xA;Because it was emotionally stable... That&#39;s a mane trait! 😂👌</description><pubDate>23 Jul 2026 05:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrc3ytlmxc2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mran63njhk2l</link><description>Ridiculous Together&#xA;&#xA;You wore my scarf and danced across the street,&#xA;Like shame had finally admitted defeat,&#xA;I laughed so hard my face forgot its cool,&#xA;While strangers saw us acting like a fool.</description><pubDate>22 Jul 2026 15:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mran63njhk2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mra5akma522x</link><description>In Denmark, when you buy groceries certain places, you get a couple a packs with football cards from this FIFA World Cup. Today I just got a new card, and to be honest, it&#39;s the one I&#39;m the most excited about! Thank you all for an awesome World Cup 2026! 🤩</description><pubDate>22 Jul 2026 10:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mra5akma522x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mr7uosjzlk2t</link><description>Good mornin&#39; friends! Have a joke:&#xA;&#xA;My neighbor talks to his plants every morning. Judging by his garden, they’ve started ignoring him too... &#xA;&#xA;Just let this joke grow a little, then maybe it&#39;ll bloom... 😏</description><pubDate>22 Jul 2026 08:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr7uosjzlk2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mr7np3ew3s2f</link><description>Hello friends! 🤩&#xA;After a long break from Bluesky I&#39;m back. I was a little annoyed about the algorithm and how difficult it is to spread some love and joy (unless one only reply to the big account&#39;s posts). Now, I&#39;m back and doing my thing! Jokes, poems, stories, good comments and love incoming! 🫶</description><pubDate>22 Jul 2026 06:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr7np3ew3s2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mnq2nhwd6k2a</link><description>Tarantulas can regrow lost legs when they molt. I guess they’re great at starting off on the right foot again... 😏</description><pubDate>07 Jun 2026 20:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnq2nhwd6k2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mnppmzrh2k2v</link><description>Hah, went down memeory lane... Couldn&#39;t resist! 😂🤣</description><pubDate>07 Jun 2026 17:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnppmzrh2k2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mhsv2xyys224</link><description>I like bananas, but there is no dramatic way to eat a banana... you will always look unsure... And no eye contact while eating the banana... 😖</description><pubDate>24 Mar 2026 15:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhsv2xyys224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mhrplrk2os2y</link><description>I went to the beach yesterday. The water was like a mirror. I love the ocean. It&#39;s wild and calm - it&#39;s magical. And it&#39;s a wonderful place to just sit and dream. 😊</description><pubDate>24 Mar 2026 04:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhrplrk2os2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mhpetmnhck2w</link><description>Yea, sure, but first coffee! 😊☕️</description><pubDate>23 Mar 2026 05:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhpetmnhck2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mholewdr322c</link><description>Some say a plan explained twice is already failing. Others say confidence grows in proportion to the size of the mug. Well, I have a plan and I believe in my work. And you should believe in yours. So, cheers! 😊🍻</description><pubDate>22 Mar 2026 22:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mholewdr322c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mhnn4glpec2b</link><description>The word “moist” has survived purely out of spite. Just sayin&#39;. 🤔</description><pubDate>22 Mar 2026 13:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhnn4glpec2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mhn4f3f4uk2u</link><description>Mila baked bread before sunrise.&#xA;Rain tapped softly on the windows.&#xA;Her brother wrapped himself in blankets.&#xA;They ate warm slices with honey.&#xA;The whole kitchen smelled like comfort.&#xA;&#xA;Just a story.😊</description><pubDate>22 Mar 2026 08:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhn4f3f4uk2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mhlxj5op4s2l</link><description>This poem is about something very handy. The sole meaning of the object is to be handy. And I think the older we get, the more in need of it we are. 😊</description><pubDate>21 Mar 2026 21:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhlxj5op4s2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mhkrofzxz22v</link><description>I wonder who first looked at a coconut and thought, &#34;Yes, I will absolutely fight this hairy bowling ball for a sip of juice.&#34; And yes, this thought was kind of nutty... 😏</description><pubDate>21 Mar 2026 10:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhkrofzxz22v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mhkf4wp57c2o</link><description>It annoys me that someone invented the word &#34;queue&#34; and then refused to use most of the letters... 😑</description><pubDate>21 Mar 2026 06:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhkf4wp57c2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mhj6i73bns24</link><description>What if clouds are just the sky’s unfinished thoughts?&#xA;I mean, they drift around all day, change shape constantly, and never really commit to anything.... Though I wonder, why did the cloud break up with the sun? I guess it needed a little space! ☺️</description><pubDate>20 Mar 2026 18:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhj6i73bns24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mhit2xw6c22s</link><description>The distractions are real today... Not a single word was written... At least none that made any sense. I guess it&#39;s friday in my mind already. 😂</description><pubDate>20 Mar 2026 15:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhit2xw6c22s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kasperfc.bsky.social/post/3mhdjbg7rds26</link><description>Grettings beautiful friends!&#xA;I just wanted to share that I&#39;m finally done with chapter 2 of Delivering Trouble, and you can read it here if you want. I hope you enjoy it, and let me know what you think. I wish you all a lovely day! 😊🫶&#xA;&#xA;https://kavthewriter.blogspot.com/2026/03/delivering-trouble-chapter-2.html</description><pubDate>18 Mar 2026 12:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:liavmkmcydgi3hh7ev4catgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhdjbg7rds26</guid></item></channel></rss>