@divalentinope.bsky.social - Ariana DiValentino

24 Aug 2026 19:21 +0000

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/should-you-wash-prewashed-lettuce_l_6a85c017e4b0e9f1dd26da14

12 Jul 2026 20:53 +0000

big day for @lindsayagraham.bsky.social

02 Jun 2026 04:17 +0000

i will never apologize for anything

08 May 2026 17:55 +0000

well this seems...deeply depressing for the field of video games https://www.businessinsider.com/strauss-zelnick-take-two-ceo-grand-theft-auto-gta-6-2026-5

23 Apr 2026 23:16 +0000

@seejanemarie.bsky.social loved the latest ep (sent it to my mom, as i often do) but i gotta say, we have to stop framing the “flyover states” as the typical american experience. over 80% of us live in coastal states, and most people in big cities are not rich (living in LA, you must see this)

16 Mar 2026 02:36 +0000

10 years ago, i would have written a thinkpiece about the first woman ever to win best cinematography. today, i’m drunk

08 Mar 2026 01:59 +0000

men deserve their loneliness epidemic

05 Nov 2025 04:45 +0000

my pussy tastes like pepsi cola but he drinks diet coke

03 Oct 2025 00:16 +0000

tbh feels a little odd that a radio show that’s only platforming the independent candidates and not the actual democratic mayoral nominee is allowed to advertise incessantly in taxis but OK SUZANNE MILLER

03 Aug 2025 23:30 +0000

guess who's OHIO BOUND and HAPPY ABOUT IT!! #scriptsky #screenwriting

26 Jul 2025 16:35 +0000

a man just poked my asscheek walking up the stairs at myrtle-broadway to “let me know” that my asscheek was showing. chivalry isn’t dead ladies <33333

21 Jul 2025 17:01 +0000

it only took 31 years of life but i have finally completed a first draft of a feature screenplay :) now to finish a second draft before i’m eligible for medicare!

09 Jul 2025 00:14 +0000

just remembered when a former IDF soldier in my acting class said that will smith open-hand slapping chris rock is “disgusting” because “violence is never justified”

08 Jul 2025 00:31 +0000

god i wish this app was twitter

08 Jul 2025 00:30 +0000

if the evangelicals get to teach their kids that humans and dinosaurs were pals or whatever, i just don’t see why i can’t teach my kids that this is the correct order of the planets and you’re suppressing our culture (gay) by insisting otherwise

07 Jul 2025 21:40 +0000

i think my wiring may be messed up because this breakfast sandwich tastes PERSISTENTLY like banana

14 Jun 2025 20:18 +0000

if there’s anything i know about men, it’s that they will make you watch it’s always sunny

11 Jun 2025 02:50 +0000

SOS a man is making me listen to stairway to heaven

30 May 2025 22:14 +0000

bushwick is a place where you will see the most beautiful woman you have ever laid eyes on dressed like she just fell out of her little brother’s hamper

21 May 2025 01:06 +0000

working on a lightly investigative piece and everyone is already so mad at me. consider not becoming a journalist if this is a problem for you

20 May 2025 21:44 +0000

i swear to god, you guys, they’ve invented dip for athletes

14 May 2025 18:17 +0000

now see this is exactly why i didn’t join the brooklyn cyclones cheer team [contains quote post or other embedded content]

14 May 2025 17:43 +0000

absolute slut of a man next to me on the train (doing the nyt crossword)

08 May 2025 20:48 +0000

this phenomenon of non-catholic conservatives fundamentally failing to grasp that the first cultural principle of catholicism is "father knows best" is evergreen humor [contains quote post or other embedded content]

05 May 2025 18:00 +0000

remember pepe

30 Apr 2025 04:19 +0000

i can’t hear MAHA without thinking https://media1.giphy.com/media/l0DAIlPpjvA4tu5xe/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952p4jrxo6qrpgvgqmerjozjr6ep3ylcpy3oa8u2jfl&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g https://giphy.com/gifs/l0DAIlPpjvA4tu5xe

23 Mar 2025 20:46 +0000

@jonathankesh.bsky.social i misread your bio as “mormon enthusiast” and was like howwww has this never come up

22 Mar 2025 05:47 +0000

is lil tracy ok?

12 Mar 2025 22:28 +0000

please do not do this