All tweets are solid medical advice and reflect the views of my employer. #parody #satire #chilloutthesearejokeshttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3lxmv6ghun22yWell this is disappointing. @davidpakman.bsky.social dude... Come on man! https://www.wired.com/story/dark-money-group-secret-funding-democrat-influencers/30 Aug 2025 15:28 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxmv6ghun22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3lxmqkkionc24When you get an email to your personal email from someone that follows your troll account, but they don't know your real identity..30 Aug 2025 14:05 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxmqkkionc24https://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3lx5wrk35lk2mI'll just buy the consenting adult peas thank you very much. I'm pretty sure if you buy these you're a PEAdophile24 Aug 2025 16:46 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3lx5wrk35lk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3lvbwcvvucc2fWhen you've gone your whole day happy and suddenly remember you're on call tonight https://media.tenor.com/eCkH2P9iwHoAAAAC/no-the-office.gif?hh=406&ww=49831 Jul 2025 19:58 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvbwcvvucc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3lv2l6sonwc2hPharmacist: did you mean to prescribe... Me: https://media.tenor.com/eKA7hP7Q_tYAAAAC/i-said-what-i-said-nene-leakes.gif?hh=498&ww=49828 Jul 2025 21:50 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv2l6sonwc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3luuhxmhdpc2yJesus took his appendix but left him26 Jul 2025 11:37 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3luuhxmhdpc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3ltxfebt6i22sNew toddler problem: my son just danced so hard his diaper fell off.14 Jul 2025 22:03 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltxfebt6i22shttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3ltu6lcj7fs25How come Daniel tiger doesn't wear pants but when he goes to the beach he wears trunks but no shirt? @pbs.org we need answers13 Jul 2025 15:24 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltu6lcj7fs25https://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3ltpzdmylus2dCaught this bastard today. But not before he ate through a pepper and shat it out11 Jul 2025 23:39 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltpzdmylus2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3ltpp7xl3us2wWhen the number of Friday consults is greater than the sum of Monday-thursday consults. https://media.tenor.com/LOIbVXpo27cAAAAC/the-office-annoyed.gif?hh=281&ww=49811 Jul 2025 20:38 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltpp7xl3us2whttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3ltnaqexlxs2iDaniel Tiger's house has tiger skin curtains. Why is @pbs.org platforming this cannibal cat?10 Jul 2025 21:14 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltnaqexlxs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3ltmcmplr6c2hThe trainer at my gym has a podcast but wouldn't tell me the name of it. He's definitely talking shit about me on there...10 Jul 2025 12:15 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltmcmplr6c2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3ltk2w2qnjk2fcardiology starting IV fluids on your EF %15 patient while also keeping them on lasix and dobutamine. https://media.tenor.com/nqcnDiQ6M6AAAAAC/marilyn-milian-cecily-strong.gif?hh=311&ww=49809 Jul 2025 14:51 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltk2w2qnjk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3lti6pu4iik2eWhen you have a great goals of care discussion with the family and the hospitalist comes in and confuses everyone and complicates things. https://media.tenor.com/TIHXjKlGZVgAAAAC/angry-fuming.gif?hh=263&ww=49808 Jul 2025 20:54 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3lti6pu4iik2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3lprpvkjfjs2aThe perfect plate for cheesecake22 May 2025 18:15 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3lprpvkjfjs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3lpotbywzhc27New rule for group emails: You only get one "reply-all" to use each month. Choose wisely.21 May 2025 14:38 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpotbywzhc27https://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3lpn2vul57k26Kidneys are like the dialysis machines of the body.20 May 2025 21:49 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpn2vul57k26https://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3lpaeqwpejc2kI saw a patient for a second opinion today. Open the chart... apparently I was their first opinion too... this was an awkward moment brought to you by: my scheduling staff15 May 2025 20:40 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpaeqwpejc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3lnl34g7bnk2rWhen the dialysis center calls me when I'm on vacation I always answer "Dr Henle on vacation, what's your emergency?"24 Apr 2025 15:57 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnl34g7bnk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3llw2o2vxos2yNew study shows apple airtags are replacing God. When people lost their keys they no longer pray for God to find them.03 Apr 2025 13:57 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3llw2o2vxos2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3llqqth74o22iToday all my recommendations are April fools jokes, hopefully the hospitalists pick up on it...01 Apr 2025 11:18 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3llqqth74o22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3ljxrxl6ka226If you passive aggressively leave my epic secure chat, I will passive aggressively add you back. Don't test my pettiness.09 Mar 2025 19:37 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljxrxl6ka226https://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3ljsc662rmc2uPatient yelling angrily. I'm walking down the hall approaching the fury.. "Please don't be my patient, please don't be my patient, please.. damn!"07 Mar 2025 15:11 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljsc662rmc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3ljs7sjfbzs2aWhen diruretics and fluids are running at the same time https://media.tenor.com/edj7GTomCjYAAAAC/only-one-there-can-be-only-one.gif?hh=278&ww=37207 Mar 2025 14:28 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljs7sjfbzs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3ljd4q2imxk26What time zone is the doomsday clock in?01 Mar 2025 14:23 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljd4q2imxk26https://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3ljcxg2jols26The feeling Americans get when watching Trump.01 Mar 2025 12:48 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljcxg2jols26https://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3lin2sh2wuk2xThere are two types of coworkers. Those that remove their k cup after the coffee is done and those that are inconsiderate assholes.20 Feb 2025 19:50 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3lin2sh2wuk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3limsxqki6k2xA hospitalist told me they've never seen nephrotic syndrome in a patient. I think they've been missing a lot of nephrotic syndrome diagnoses..20 Feb 2025 17:30 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3limsxqki6k2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3likbimzxss2iI finish all my palliative care discussions with "and remember, there's no fluid restriction in heaven"19 Feb 2025 17:12 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3likbimzxss2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/louphenle.bsky.social/post/3lik4vwqlr22iI know they're cutting DEI but putting this parking lot furthest from the hospital seems wrong...19 Feb 2025 15:50 +0000at://did:plc:ll7bd3o3dmtjklpgq23nar4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3lik4vwqlr22i