Columnist at large, former Cracked staff from its golden age. Now at speterdavis.substack.com and https://plato-was-a-dick.ghost.io/. Too weird to live, too rare to die.https://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mx4ggvrpfk2wI looked up and ultimately just purchased this book entirely because I saw this post [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 07:47 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx4ggvrpfk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mwvaahnayk2w [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Oct 2026 11:08 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvaahnayk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mwtw5oqzxk2uEverything is computer [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Oct 2026 22:35 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwtw5oqzxk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mwrquacjvs2bThis is actually fine because the constitution says that congress shall make no law establishing an official religion but it doesn't say anything about the defense secretary doing it unilaterally [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Oct 2026 01:55 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwrquacjvs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mwmf5hxudk2sThese people misrepresent their true motivations all the time. For all they complain about their tax dollars going to to the poor, when they see a propaganda ad demonizing the poor, they're upset because it's not misogynist or racist. It's not even the poor they really hate, it's just minorities. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Sep 2026 22:42 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwmf5hxudk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mwjzpx3kpc2oBrandon, Call Garette "Ratliff" [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Sep 2026 00:12 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjzpx3kpc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mwjyau2ikk2o"We should be more thoughtful and honest about the way we discuss the specific harms of data centers." "I am going to kill you." [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Sep 2026 23:46 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjyau2ikk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mwjtp3sl422oBernie Sanders is going to start tweeting about Roko's Basilisk. 2026 is wild [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Sep 2026 22:24 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjtp3sl422ohttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mwff7wb5ts2vStreisand the fuck out of this thing [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Sep 2026 03:54 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwff7wb5ts2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mwbekg2ess2k“Trump TV,” the new state media replacement for MSNBC and Politico, looks like it’s going great24 Sep 2026 13:32 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwbekg2ess2khttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mw7yc7g2lk2nWoimsday [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Sep 2026 00:20 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw7yc7g2lk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mw5sgf25ac2gGrabbing you by the collar with both hands, white knuckled, neck veins bulging, and screaming "HOW TALL ARE WOMEN??" [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Sep 2026 03:29 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw5sgf25ac2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mw5p4wndik2gI'm fairly confident that this is being misreported, because Robert Eggers isn't that stupid? Most likely someone misinterpreted something, maybe even a joke. [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Sep 2026 02:30 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw5p4wndik2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mw5lmq6vgc2gwhat are we doing here [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Sep 2026 01:28 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw5lmq6vgc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mw3tvlwbm22gWho do you think David Ellison will hire as editor in chief of CNN? My guess is Joe Rogan. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Sep 2026 08:50 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw3tvlwbm22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mw3dn2pr222eI look at Twitter occasionally (it's necessary unfortunately for what I write about) but it's hard to describe for people who don't go there just how bad it is. The density of not just racism but misogyny and all other flavors of hate. "Cut down on the right wing slop" my fat ass. It's Gab now. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Sep 2026 03:59 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw3dn2pr222ehttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mw2ycqxdek2eSad to think they probably brought the Paul brothers to the White House only because the Tate brothers couldn't get bail22 Sep 2026 00:37 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw2ycqxdek2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mvx6drluos2pTrump is finally going to put an end to ISIS terrorists pouring across the border from Virginia into DC [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Sep 2026 12:14 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvx6drluos2phttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mvqynpk6xk2rTwo decades ago when everyone was making fun of how bad the Twilight movies were, I never could have imagined that those would become two of my favorite actors18 Sep 2026 01:16 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqynpk6xk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mvmuob22qs2tAre you people still trying to run the economy on classic math after all the cool kids have already moved on to Math 2? [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Sep 2026 09:54 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvmuob22qs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mvlouonf5c2yThis is exactly the kind of message I do not want to see while everyone is having a discourse about rogue AI going self aware and taking over the internet [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 22:38 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlouonf5c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mvkmo3qtzs2vBoosting for coinage of the word "murderbinkie" [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 12:26 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkmo3qtzs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mvi54e5qfk2xCunk is the hero we need. She will save us. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Sep 2026 12:42 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvi54e5qfk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mvd6s5m4vc2zCritical Support to comrade *checks notes* uhh [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 13:29 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvd6s5m4vc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mvadwdzkf224 [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 10:23 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvadwdzkf224https://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mv7t7yu6js2ioh, ok [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 05:24 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7t7yu6js2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mv63ooubus2nI will swallow your soul10 Sep 2026 12:50 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv63ooubus2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/speterdavis.com/post/3mv4qahhpzs25Counterpoint: Silicon Valley is openly saying they're thinking about killing everyone [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Sep 2026 23:52 +0000at://did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4qahhpzs25