Founder of Dumb Industries. Purveyor of trash. https://dumb-industries.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/chris.dumb-industries.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/chris.dumb-industries.com/post/3mlzf6ik2ok2lWe are remaking COP AND A HALF so just deal with it.17 May 2026 03:10 +0000at://did:plc:lpak5d2tspyzwcc3ow3ix3ra/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzf6ik2ok2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/chris.dumb-industries.com/post/3mledrdomac2mSo proud of our first five episodes. And we’re just getting started! [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 May 2026 18:19 +0000at://did:plc:lpak5d2tspyzwcc3ow3ix3ra/app.bsky.feed.post/3mledrdomac2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/chris.dumb-industries.com/post/3ml4peplifc2nToday is the nine-year anniversary of me quitting my office job with salary, benefits, vacation and stability to pursue comedy full-time. Consider this a warning.05 May 2026 17:25 +0000at://did:plc:lpak5d2tspyzwcc3ow3ix3ra/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4peplifc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/chris.dumb-industries.com/post/3mkqol3vrac2tI’ll be okay but I do kinda feel like I’m dying. Huge thanks to Matt & Emmy for taking over! [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Apr 2026 22:39 +0000at://did:plc:lpak5d2tspyzwcc3ow3ix3ra/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqol3vrac2thttps://bsky.app/profile/chris.dumb-industries.com/post/3mko4keat522uBear in mind, I am a Frank Gorshin enthusiast. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 22:11 +0000at://did:plc:lpak5d2tspyzwcc3ow3ix3ra/app.bsky.feed.post/3mko4keat522uhttps://bsky.app/profile/chris.dumb-industries.com/post/3mklla6cies2xIf you think you know a lot about Movie Jo Night movies, you probably know even more than both me and @maryjopehl.bsky.social! [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Apr 2026 21:56 +0000at://did:plc:lpak5d2tspyzwcc3ow3ix3ra/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklla6cies2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/chris.dumb-industries.com/post/3mkgq7xbey22lIt’s a fine mug. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Apr 2026 23:42 +0000at://did:plc:lpak5d2tspyzwcc3ow3ix3ra/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkgq7xbey22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/chris.dumb-industries.com/post/3mj34vnxhlc2lI don't know how Michael Patrick King can follow-up And Just Like That with The Comeback but maybe it's just that Sarah Jessica Parker is awful and Lisa Kudrow is great?09 Apr 2026 15:31 +0000at://did:plc:lpak5d2tspyzwcc3ow3ix3ra/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj34vnxhlc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/chris.dumb-industries.com/post/3miynydz3v22dWhat’s getting lost in the discourse of Trump threatening to annihilate an entire civilization is that he also rapes children.08 Apr 2026 15:59 +0000at://did:plc:lpak5d2tspyzwcc3ow3ix3ra/app.bsky.feed.post/3miynydz3v22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/chris.dumb-industries.com/post/3micrt4rcu22vI am disappointed but I will be watching.30 Mar 2026 23:09 +0000at://did:plc:lpak5d2tspyzwcc3ow3ix3ra/app.bsky.feed.post/3micrt4rcu22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/chris.dumb-industries.com/post/3mhlx77fhfc2nI'm going to be so happy when that fucking sack of rotten shit croaks.21 Mar 2026 21:14 +0000at://did:plc:lpak5d2tspyzwcc3ow3ix3ra/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhlx77fhfc2n