Union man. I write about baseball and make stupid jokes, not necessarily in that order. For a midlife crisis expressed through record collecting, follow me @mystupidrecords.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrefp6vpa22dThe show is great. Four stars. Wish I’d seen José [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jul 2026 03:24 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrefp6vpa22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrefnarbds2dORSON WELLES (dismissively): Well, they blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night.24 Jul 2026 03:23 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrefnarbds2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrdisapz2c2njust signed up for a couple of trade-grading shifts with @bymccullough.bsky.social https://static.klipy.com/ii/925f17378dd1893b674a723c07535afe/3c/69/hieIjcSl.gif?hh=202&ww=360&mp4=SXaPaoEJ&webm=AytZZaoGbsCsHORr16TZ23 Jul 2026 18:47 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdisapz2c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrdgdd27722ncan i borrow some cash, i'm good for it [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Jul 2026 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdgdd27722nhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrdefokxrc2ni'm torn between "every freaking night is sleep on the field night at oracle park" and "damn that moon's packing" [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Jul 2026 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdefokxrc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrbpntyko22nit's just soup and dumplings reimagined, get your hands off me, i'm not going anywhere, it's clearly similar to chicken dumpling soup in spirit, if not in execution, but I SAID TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Jul 2026 01:45 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbpntyko22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrbhuzrpzk2f@normcharlatan.bsky.social thank you for all that you do, internet nasty boy22 Jul 2026 23:25 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbhuzrpzk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrb4n2kgl22dthe giants just might not have "the juice" this season22 Jul 2026 20:04 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrb4n2kgl22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mraurixu2s2wYour greatest enemy while loading the dishwasher ... or your greatest friend. Are you good enough at loading the dishes to handle this level of responsibility? We're counting on you. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Jul 2026 17:43 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mraurixu2s2whttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mr4jz46z5226nobody ever likes the movie more than the book, but A Very Long Engagement is the exception for me. [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Jul 2026 00:20 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr4jz46z5226https://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mr3vpoaoc22dDODGERS: hey can we have this guy ROCKIES: You aren't going to teach him One Weird Trick and have him turn into a dominant strike-throwing reliever are you? DODGERS: absolutely not DODGERS: scout's honor DODGERS: not on our life ROCKIES: OK. I'm trusting you. DODGERS: thank u pal [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Jul 2026 18:17 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3vpoaoc22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mr3tlcg7dc2dGetting ahead of the rumors, yes, I have been subpoenaed by the Trump administration. They want access to my pictures of The Shed, like this Billy Bob Thornton-signed baseball that's personalized to Kirk Rueter. They will never get them. I will not buckle.20 Jul 2026 17:39 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3tlcg7dc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mqxov5vjpk23Giants/Red Sox World Series is going to be wild. [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Jul 2026 02:04 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxov5vjpk23https://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mqxdnkiqks23Start my day up on the roof. There’s nothing like this type of view. [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Jul 2026 22:43 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxdnkiqks23https://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mqx6fdlrtk23Not the Costco samples I was looking for after watching Obsession, but thanks for offering.18 Jul 2026 21:09 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqx6fdlrtk23https://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mqwzxemab22fme asking how bad 2026 could possibly get [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Jul 2026 19:50 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqwzxemab22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mqwrsv5pes23the path to an EGOT is so much harder without a vibrant muppet subculture [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Jul 2026 17:24 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqwrsv5pes23https://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mqwrj32vfk23If the Niners score a touchdown and my kids are taking a nap, I will kick the door open to shake them and scream GEORGE KITTLE LET’S FUCKING GO. It builds neural pathways. [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Jul 2026 17:18 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqwrj32vfk23https://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mqvdlqhio22hA1A (BEACHFRONT AVENUE) [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Jul 2026 03:37 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqvdlqhio22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mqux55wjyk2g@bryanmurphy.bsky.social the imax by my house is sold out during the World Cup final17 Jul 2026 23:54 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqux55wjyk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mqux2ivnn22gDODGERS [right as the Giants are about to announce that they’ve developed a Quad Pooser]: we’ve signed Quint Pooser to a $500 million contract [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Jul 2026 23:52 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqux2ivnn22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mqtxuox56c2rBoxing Helena on a date in high school. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Jul 2026 14:34 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqtxuox56c2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mqtvq4ebfs25this is a sad black-and-white movie about me and my children being short17 Jul 2026 13:56 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqtvq4ebfs25https://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mqtsmtdmu22vThey're not mad at the rise of communism; they're mad they didn't keep their serfs They're desperate for an underclass. They'll ruin the country to get it. Mark Lewis was once called out on a sac fly attempt in 1997 by Ángel Hernández, even though he was clearly safe. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Jul 2026 13:00 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqtsmtdmu22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mqslsewngk2uPeople ask me why I choose a different starting word every day, the first two-vowel word that pops in my head. It's because I'm a rebel and I like to feel the wind in my hair when I speed from "wheat" to "pshaw." This is worth approximately 100x times the satisfaction of a Moneyballed win. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Jul 2026 01:26 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqslsewngk2u