Union man. I write about baseball and make stupid jokes, not necessarily in that order. For a midlife crisis expressed through record collecting, follow me @mystupidrecords.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrofqhjq4s2q"Sproat McCray dinger" is the last thing you hear from the scottish guy at the end of the bar before he throws up28 Jul 2026 02:52 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrofqhjq4s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrnvlmxyn22vThe best movie? It could be. It really could be. It gets better with every rewatch. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 22:03 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrnvlmxyn22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrnvinjoe22vwhat had happened was [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 22:01 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrnvinjoe22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrng7qnzjs2uHooting and hollering at the revelation that James Mouton was the signing scout for three of the Giants' draft picks. Remembering some guys is always great, but it's even better to get the occasional Surprise! A Guy to Remember! in the wild.27 Jul 2026 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrng7qnzjs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrneegqoqc2xi know they're trying to make him look strong and tough, but all i'm getting is the end of Blair Witch [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 16:54 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrneegqoqc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrm2t7sqd225Current OPS+: 127 [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 04:31 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrm2t7sqd225https://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrlwofcay22uthat is so nice, i hope he finds a forever home, it must be tough to be torn between the lion world and the eagle world and also the nationals world [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 03:17 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrlwofcay22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrlwjwgtt22uMy youngest plays defense, and I just called her in the room to pull a Zack Greinke on her. "You see that? Do that." [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 03:14 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrlwjwgtt22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrlh6o5wfc2ii don't know if the Giants are the first team to lose a game on a blown call with no challenges left, but they should have been, spiritually speaking.26 Jul 2026 22:40 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrlh6o5wfc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrlgppgfrs2pholy shit [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Jul 2026 22:31 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrlgppgfrs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrlf6xyjgk2poh hell yes, this one's for the sickos [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Jul 2026 22:04 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrlf6xyjgk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrjcglroe22y[henry kissinger voice] groin cramp [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Jul 2026 02:09 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrjcglroe22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrj7y7b4oc2y [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Jul 2026 01:25 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrj7y7b4oc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrj6wq3ktk2dI, too, could make this play when I was 17 years old. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Jul 2026 01:07 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrj6wq3ktk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mriuepycec2dthe teens are anka-maxxing [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Jul 2026 21:58 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mriuepycec2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrh3tzaoac2tI hope Grant McCray is good for a long time doing stuff like that. That would be a lot of fun to watch.25 Jul 2026 05:06 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrh3tzaoac2thttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrh2ry2n522ti already have this and it is homestar runner [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Jul 2026 04:47 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrh2ry2n522thttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrfrbfdixk2n[beastie boys robot voice] superpositioned nutrition darkness nutrition darkness superpositioned [also this is a valentine's day card about women] a portal receptive a portal receptive [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jul 2026 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfrbfdixk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrfoej6gq22nwe're dead and this is hell, i know it's not an original thought, but just look at this shit and tell me i'm wrong24 Jul 2026 15:32 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfoej6gq22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrefp6vpa22dThe show is great. Four stars. Wish I’d seen José [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jul 2026 03:24 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrefp6vpa22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrefnarbds2dORSON WELLES (dismissively): Well, they blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night.24 Jul 2026 03:23 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrefnarbds2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrdisapz2c2njust signed up for a couple of trade-grading shifts with @bymccullough.bsky.social https://static.klipy.com/ii/925f17378dd1893b674a723c07535afe/3c/69/hieIjcSl.gif?hh=202&ww=360&mp4=SXaPaoEJ&webm=AytZZaoGbsCsHORr16TZ23 Jul 2026 18:47 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdisapz2c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrdgdd27722ncan i borrow some cash, i'm good for it [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Jul 2026 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdgdd27722nhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrdefokxrc2ni'm torn between "every freaking night is sleep on the field night at oracle park" and "damn that moon's packing" [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Jul 2026 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdefokxrc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrbpntyko22nit's just soup and dumplings reimagined, get your hands off me, i'm not going anywhere, it's clearly similar to chicken dumpling soup in spirit, if not in execution, but I SAID TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Jul 2026 01:45 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbpntyko22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/grantbrisbee.bsky.social/post/3mrbhuzrpzk2f@normcharlatan.bsky.social thank you for all that you do, internet nasty boy22 Jul 2026 23:25 +0000at://did:plc:ltarvb3v2pb5elrsbbmweg6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbhuzrpzk2f