I have a broken brain… But it does come up with funny shit. 🤕 🤪 😉😅🤨😖😱😳🫢🫨😲🫩https://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3mholz2u3lk2sLemon pound cake…. Pound cake.22 Mar 2026 22:32 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mholz2u3lk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3mhguotokpk26I owe the inventor of ranch dressing my life.19 Mar 2026 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhguotokpk26https://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3mgved56hwk2iIf some shirts are under shirts then are the rest over shirts?12 Mar 2026 21:38 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgved56hwk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3mgtbacilrs2wIf you baked a cake from a box mix, no you didn’t. You baked a cake from scratch.12 Mar 2026 01:37 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgtbacilrs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3mgbhsgapgs23When you dunk an Oreo in milk you have to make sure it’s completely dead before you eat it. The best way to tell is to watch the air bubbles slowly stop as the Oreo suffocates. Then you devour the corpse in one bite.04 Mar 2026 23:47 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgbhsgapgs23https://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3mfy26aapkk23Operation Epic Fury sounds like a movie Michael Scott would write.01 Mar 2026 05:49 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfy26aapkk23https://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3meyxc7opjs2vGetting pretty damn sick of cool celebrities dying and Trump continuing to wake up.16 Feb 2026 21:05 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3meyxc7opjs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3melywfama22sI would like my coffee with frozen cubes of water please.11 Feb 2026 17:29 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3melywfama22shttps://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3mefnk3kmqs25I don’t care about the Winter Olympics… at all… but I briefly watched the figure skating.. and I can tell you they all give great head.09 Feb 2026 04:50 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mefnk3kmqs25https://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3mefblqcgfs2kHow much did Jesus pay for his ad?09 Feb 2026 01:16 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mefblqcgfs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3mefacqlbdc2gSinging potties is pretty funny. 🚽09 Feb 2026 00:53 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mefacqlbdc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3mef6xhqtsk2qPepsi… damn. Well done 👊09 Feb 2026 00:29 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mef6xhqtsk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3mef5vm2euk2qI do hate it when my head explodes.09 Feb 2026 00:10 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mef5vm2euk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3mef53xc5s22qBest part of watching the Super Bowl is rating the commercials. I have high standards and I won’t accept anything less than Budweiser frogs.08 Feb 2026 23:56 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mef53xc5s22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3mef4ygrlzc2qDrake Maye looks like he sounds like this.08 Feb 2026 23:54 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mef4ygrlzc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3mdjqva7nf22oTea is always inspirational. But my Diet Coke earlier was a little narcissistic… and I went back for more.29 Jan 2026 02:35 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdjqva7nf22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3mdjqnwxuks2oEric Bana, Matt Dillon and Walton Goggins all sound exactly the same and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees.29 Jan 2026 02:31 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdjqnwxuks2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3md45w4jeac23Yabadabadoo23 Jan 2026 16:51 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3md45w4jeac23https://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3md36sw2nt223JAKE BRADLEY!! (A random That 70s Show line that decided to make an appearance while I’m trying to sleep.)23 Jan 2026 07:34 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3md36sw2nt223https://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3md36qcmhjs23Bum bitty bitty bum bum… bum bitty bitty bitty bum… (I have no idea what that’s from either, but my brain keeps replaying it over and over.)23 Jan 2026 07:33 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3md36qcmhjs23https://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3m5acckxtqs27Taking Imodium with coffee is some gangster shit.09 Nov 2025 23:49 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5acckxtqs27https://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3lweqsmxv3c22Why do “happy drinks” cause the unhappies?14 Aug 2025 16:23 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lweqsmxv3c22https://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3lvqoghhfsk2gKinda weird how you can have a mole your entire life and then one day it decides “imma kill this bitch.”06 Aug 2025 16:47 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvqoghhfsk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3luvifxwid223What day is it in Tomorrowland? WHAT DAY IS IT???26 Jul 2025 21:18 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3luvifxwid223https://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3luiv3ygblk2eWhy has July already been a year long?21 Jul 2025 21:00 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3luiv3ygblk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3luea2r47kk27Having grown up money means ordering a giant bag of popcorn from AMC theaters on DoorDash. I did it and I regret nothing.20 Jul 2025 00:33 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3luea2r47kk27https://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3lue3qhmgi22eIf Natural Wonders reopened today it would be the greatest comeback of all time.19 Jul 2025 23:15 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lue3qhmgi22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3ltnz5vijek24Technically I’ve only tried 3 times… [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Jul 2025 04:31 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltnz5vijek24https://bsky.app/profile/jennyinbrookside.bsky.social/post/3ltnkngznck2kIf you see a drone flying above you, look right at it and summon it to you with your finger to come to you. 9 times out of 10, it won’t do anything.11 Jul 2025 00:11 +0000at://did:plc:lz2zma7zbjbhttrroacncfcq/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltnkngznck2k