Do fish get sad?https://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3ly7ak7mcfc2aI fed the dogs a bunch of old receipts this morning and whatever numbers I see in their poop tonight is gonna be my power ball ticket numbers06 Sep 2025 22:39 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3ly7ak7mcfc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3lqljzyory22pWhy the fuck do Pam and all the others from the progressive ads wear aprons02 Jun 2025 00:39 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqljzyory22phttps://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3loyvwvdhlc2zEating nothing but produce stickers so I can shit out a cryptogram12 May 2025 21:26 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3loyvwvdhlc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3lotqb2rv3k2bThe statute of limitations is weird. It’s like the law of quit living in the past10 May 2025 20:01 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lotqb2rv3k2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3lmflc5eov224If it met Kanye I’d ask him if he wants any lasagne but prononuce it like Kanye over and over until he beat me to death09 Apr 2025 18:05 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmflc5eov224https://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3lizlqbtnrs2vMust suck when a cow gets nauseous like which one of my four stomachs hurt25 Feb 2025 19:25 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lizlqbtnrs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3lizk4vkomk2qI really pinpointed the type of ADHD I have today. I was refilling my water bottle with the brita and got distracted by a ding sound the cap made when put it down on the table.25 Feb 2025 18:57 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lizk4vkomk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3lisggd42rc23What the fuck is this22 Feb 2025 23:02 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lisggd42rc23https://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3lib3undqf222Everyone be quiet. My baby is finally sleeping16 Feb 2025 01:37 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lib3undqf222https://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3lhzhcaryqs2mI got my boss so good today I might get fired13 Feb 2025 00:41 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhzhcaryqs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3lhwlqcthak22Everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Earn their trust. Now you know their secrets. Destroy them.11 Feb 2025 21:22 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhwlqcthak22https://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3lhi25h75dc22Why should I bother? Vote like for yes Vote repost for no06 Feb 2025 02:30 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhi25h75dc22https://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3lhhl262awc2iOh you’ve had a rough day? I just found out i washed my hoodie without taking the used tissues out of the pockets so why don’t you just shut the fuck up05 Feb 2025 22:00 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhhl262awc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3lhexoaowhs2dBitch get over here and gob on this stob04 Feb 2025 21:08 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhexoaowhs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3lhenctjqwc2n*drops trash in front of roomba* eat, little one. save your strength. we ride at dawn04 Feb 2025 18:02 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhenctjqwc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3lgw5dxhr2k2fWhen will god finally strike me down for the wrath I have wrought from my sinister tongue? Never. I shall chortle through his righteous stare and snarl my puns with a dauntless comportment reserved for only the most Herculean of men. Then I jerk the ween.29 Jan 2025 23:39 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgw5dxhr2k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3lgvzgtszpc2wBack in my day we jerked the ween and were PROUD29 Jan 2025 22:30 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgvzgtszpc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3lgvt3sp6wc2iME: I sure hope it comes out red this time PHLEBOTOMIST: what29 Jan 2025 20:36 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgvt3sp6wc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3lgvsq652522ithe inventor of mad libs has died. his funeral well be held at buttface church at penis in the afternoon. in lieu of flowers, please make a donation to the poop foundation29 Jan 2025 20:29 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgvsq652522ihttps://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3lgtepoz6ys2nFuck you, horse trailer on the highway with no horses in it for me to wave at. Fuck. You.28 Jan 2025 21:13 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgtepoz6ys2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/markydoodoo.bsky.social/post/3lgtczyzids26There was a fire at the yankee candle store. 12 dead, 45 injured, 1200 soothed.28 Jan 2025 20:43 +0000at://did:plc:m63yr35446amnxrdl7yyib7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgtczyzids26